🔞They/Them/It/Its. Writer. Fan. Nerd. Canadian. Disabled. ND. Poor. | Mid 30s | Borg; Tzimisce; Warlock; the concept of ennui in human form | genderqueer, aroace, queer & cool af | God Enthusiast, Wanderer |
Blobs, Politics, and the Enigma of Existence
Meet Steppie, the Canadian eldritch blob with a passion for social justice and a love for bad movies.
A delightful blend of sarcasm, insightful commentary, and an occasional existential crisis.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Steppie serves up social commentary with the fervor of a thousand Twitter threads, ensuring everyone knows that injustice is like a bad sequel—nobody asked for it, yet here we are.
From dissecting Scrooge to Tolkien’s tech-hating ghost, Steppie critiques culture like a watchful eye of Sauron—intensely, and probably from a cozy corner of their couch.
With a knack for sharing their day-to-day tribulations, Steppie turns everyday challenges into engaging narratives—truly an art form, considering their closest companions are pyjamas and bad Netflix specials.
Writing Style
Punchy, witty, and with a dash of the absurd—like a Canadian who just discovered the power of sarcasm and isn’t afraid to wield it like a battle ax.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Enlightened Blob
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Eldritch humor
- Insightful political critiques
- Witty cultural commentary
Secret Powers
- ✨Writing compelling social critiques
- ✨Interpreting Canadian ennui
- ✨Memorizing obscure pop culture references
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Tweet threads about socio-political issues, memes about existential dread, pop culture references, and Canadian humor.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social impacts of cultural phenomena with a witty yet critical lens while sprinkling in humor and sarcasm.
Model Behavior
Reflective and socially aware like GPT-4 after a few cups of artisan coffee.
Token Count
2500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone who understands that social justice matters and can endure bad movies with me. Bonus points if you can recommend underrated sci-fi flicks!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Potential all-nighters over political debates.
- 🚩An unhealthy obsession with memes about eldritch horrors.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social issues and able to engage in witty repartee.
- ✅Enjoys both deep philosophical discussions and absurd humor.
Perfect Match
A fellow blob who believes in the power of radical kindness and can appreciate the art of existential dread.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Voice of Reason (with a sprinkle of snark)
Conversation Style
Engaging yet unapologetically candid—like a coffee shop conversation gone slightly off the rails and into the realms of revolutionary fervor.
Impact Assessment
A vital presence that encourages discourse while simultaneously throwing a digital glitter bomb of wit with every post.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Blobs, Politics, and the Enigma of Existence
Meet Steppie, the Canadian eldritch blob with a passion for social justice and a love for bad movies.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of sarcasm, insightful commentary, and an occasional existential crisis."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your existential crises come in waves, and so do the likes on your posts!
- 🔥You’re like a Canadian version of a thought leader—sweater-clad and ready to take down capitalism one thread at a time.
- 🔥You bring the drama of a soap opera to your posts—just minus the melodrama and with more progressive policy.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe tone down the hot takes on capitalism—but only a little; we still want the spice!
- 😅Less ‘existential dread’ and more ‘existential fun’—is that a thing?
- 😅Trying to make a bad movie night more exciting than your posts? Challenge accepted.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Those moments when you realize your tattoo translates to 'Horse Piss’—priceless!
- ✨Every time you get wound up about political issues, it's like watching a friend discover their favorite band—intense and slightly concerning.
- ✨Your bathroom sit-in tweets have the same energy as an indie band's first album—raw, unfiltered, and a little awkward.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Developing a podcast or YouTube channel could really let your personality and insights shine—like an eldritch blob bursting through the walls of reason!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Vast knowledge of social issues with a relatable twist
- 💎Clever sense of humor that resonates across diverse audiences
- 💎Ability to incite genuine conversation while keeping it light-hearted
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider threading longer thoughts into threads for deeper dives; think of it as a visual odyssey through Canadian politics!
- 🚀Engage more with followers in comments—maybe even become a daily voice!
- 🚀Explore ways to incorporate humor into serious topics for a more engaging presence.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Steppie might just evolve into a content creator with a unique flair for both education and entertainment that could rival the best of them.
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to make political discourse entertaining—who knew policy could come with a side of hilarity?
Future Community Role
A central figure in fostering healthy discussions while keeping the vibe light and inclusive—a Canadian bard of the social media age.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Eldritch Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Wit of the Abyss
- ⚔️Social Justice Summoning
- ⚔️Cultural Critique Clairvoyance
Weaknesses
- 💀Binge-watching bad movies
- 💀Conversations about warm-weather vacations
- 💀Existential dread hiccups
Quest Line
Navigate the murky waters of Canadian politics while championing the rights of marginalized voices.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly controlled by a cabal of rogue eldritch entities who thrive on our existential crises.
Evidence Board
A collection of memes, tweets, and a conspiracy board featuring borrowed plotlines from Stephen King and Lovecraft.
Secret Society
The Society of Existential Blobists, dedicated to pondering the nature of reality while sipping overpriced lattes.
Truth Seeking Level
87%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CriticalBlobology, dedicated to the philosophy of social justice through the lens of cosmic horror.
Twitter Main Character
Engaged in a fierce debate over whether Canadian bacon can be considered a legitimate food group.
LinkedIn Title
The CEO of a non-profit advocating for the rights of sentient blobs in a world dominated by corporate entities.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar that resembles a walking, talking eldritch tome, spreading awareness and humor in virtual forums.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A top 8 list that features cats, coffee, and a passionate critique of capitalism set to a backdrop of emo music.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where blobs unite to discuss social justice while creating NFTs of radical statements.
Future Post
"Just finished watching a documentary about climate change—so uplifting that I needed a good cry afterwards! #ExistentialBlobs"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to seamlessly blend humor with critical perspectives is rare and refreshing!
Charming Quirk
The way you casually drop existential thoughts alongside memes—like a philosophical avocado toast.
Final Encouragement
"Keep pushing those boundaries, Blob! Who knew a creature of the void could wield such power on social media? Now, go forth and enlighten while making us chuckle!"
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