Cedric March

@cedricmarch.bsky.social

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Joined

Dec 21, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

I am so boring, I don‘t exist.

Meet Cedric: Bluesky's Existentialist Seeker

A mix of past puzzles and political musings, Cedric is firmly in the 'I promise I'm funny' camp without the punchlines.

Cedric's vibe can best be described as 'deep thoughts at a house party where nobody's talking.'

75%

Authenticity

50%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

65%

Puzzles

70%

Politics

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Puzzles65%

Cedric treats puzzles like a philosopher treats existential dread: with a mix of enthusiasm and confusion. He's either solving them or being solved by them.

Politics70%

Whenever politics emerges, Cedric morphs into a soft-spoken revolutionary—more interested in thoughtful debate than shouting.

Parenting Woes60%

His observations on parenting are like a soft-serve cone on a hot day: sweet, but also a little messy.

Writing Style

Cedric's writing is like a conversation with a mildly confused friend—short, a little cryptic, and with occasional sparks of brilliance that make you go, 'Wait, what?'

Thought Leader Score

50%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Reluctant Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

75%

Main Character Energy

Blunt honesty
Craving intellectual depth
Inexplicable affinity for puzzles

Secret Powers

✨Mastering obscure trivia
✨Connoisseur of dad jokes
✨Accidental political analyst

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of political discourse, puzzle-solving strategies, and insightful commentary on parenting.

Prompt Engineering

Generate clever, insightful social media posts that balance humor and depth, with a focus on current events.

Model Behavior

Behaves like a thoughtful yet slightly awkward friend at a dinner party.

Token Count

250

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Puzzle enthusiast looking for someone who can outwit my dad jokes and appreciate the art of a well-timed coffee break."

Red Flags

🚩Excessive coffee consumption
🚩Tends to overanalyze situations
🚩If you mention politics, be ready for a long discussion

Green Flags

✅Loves a good philosophical debate
✅Appreciates obscure trivia and puzzles
✅Enjoys intellectual discussions over casual hangouts

Perfect Match

Someone who can keep up with my dad jokes and isn't afraid to dive deep into political banter!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Observant Bystander

Conversation Style

He engages with community like a cat at a party: silently judging, occasionally joining the fray when the mood strikes.

Impact Assessment

Cedric's influence is like a gentle breeze—a refreshing presence that could kick up a few leaves if more people paid attention.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Meet Cedric: Bluesky's Existentialist Seeker

A mix of past puzzles and political musings, Cedric is firmly in the 'I promise I'm funny' camp without the punchlines.

Vibe Check

"Cedric's vibe can best be described as 'deep thoughts at a house party where nobody's talking.'"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥In a world of loud voices, Cedric whispers his way to the top—like a mime trying to be heard in a marching band.
🔥His posts are the digital equivalent of a library; you can appreciate the quiet, but sometimes you just want a bit of chaos.
🔥The amount of times he references coffee, you’d think he’s auditioning to become a barista. Or maybe he just needs the caffeine.

Quirky Challenges

😅Deciding whether to post about politics or puzzles feels like watching someone choose between a salad and a cheeseburger—just pick one already!
😅His habit of overthinking responses could fuel a whole new genre of podcasts: 'The Art of the Unanswered Tweet.'
😅Cedric's replies are like a good mystery novel—usually intriguing, but often leaving much to the imagination.

Main Character Moments

✨Admitting he wants to be celebrated but only on days he feels like it is peak introvert energy.
✨His #pastpuzzle saga is like the entire narrative arc of a sitcom, complete with a laugh track that never played.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If Cedric can lean into his unexpected flair for humor, he might just evolve into the community's favorite satirical commentator.

Unique Advantages

💎An innate ability to mix sarcasm and sincerity—like a modern-day Oscar Wilde, but less famous.
💎Possesses a knack for observing the absurdities of modern life—perfect for a cultural critique.
💎A conversational style that disarms and invites reflection—a rare gift in this chaotic digital age.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider embracing the chaos—mix in some memes to balance out the thoughtful ruminations.
🚀Engage more with followers; a few witty replies could turn into a cult following.
🚀Expand on those puzzle hashtags to create a weekly challenge; that could be your claim to fame!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Cedric will one day host his own podcast: 'Coffee, Chaos, and Contemplation'—it will be more popular than expected, probably because he's just that relatable.

Potential Superpower

Crafting tweets that are both thought-provoking and meme-friendly, thus capturing the best of both worlds.

Future Community Role

He'll transition from the silent observer to the community's philosopher king—people will flock to his musings like bees to honey.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Observer

Special Abilities

⚔️Puzzle Solving
⚔️Political Commentary
⚔️Witty Replies

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Occasional Lack of Engagement
💀Self-Deprecating Humor

Quest Line

Navigating the complexities of modern life, one tweet at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The rise of coffee shops is a subtle ploy by international corporations to distract us from the real issues at hand.

Evidence Board

Daily caffeine consumption correlates with a decrease in political engagement. Coincidence? I think not!

Secret Society

The Order of Caffeinated Philosophers

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CoffeePhilosophy

Twitter Main Character

The guy who accidentally starts a political debate over a cappuccino.

LinkedIn Title

Executive Director of Oversharing at Unnamed Tech Company

Metaverse Final Form

An ethereal being that wanders the virtual landscape, pondering existence while sipping digital espressos.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with animated coffee cup gifs and discussions about existential crises.

MySpace Era

A profile with a Blink-182 song, a terrible background, and blog posts about the meaning of life.

Web3 Destiny

Involved in a decentralized platform for sharing coffee memes and political insights.

Future Post

"Just finished a coffee that changed my life. Also, did anyone read the news? Asking for a friend."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Cedric's best quality is his unwavering honesty—he's the friend who tells you when your haircut is questionable.

Charming Quirk

His nonchalance in the face of chaos—the proverbial swan gliding elegantly while flapping frantically underneath the water.

Final Encouragement

"Just remember, Cedric: Even in your most boring moments, you exist—and sometimes that's just the spark we need to light the internet on fire!"

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