Just moved from rancid x lefty trade unionist. Let's destroy reform. They were farage riots. I write poetry and novels. Ex trade union official for the steel union. The Torys are out. Welshman in Yorkshire. There's just me and my dog. Pink Floyd lover
Colin: The Grump Who Writes Poetry and Rants with Equal Passion
A poetic purveyor of political disdain, Colin expertly mixes existential angst with dog ownership and Pink Floyd love.
Piercing critiques wrapped in lyrical musings, probably while Smudge the dog gives the side-eye.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Colin wields his political commentary like poetry—sharp, cutting, and somehow still rhymes.
Whether he’s poking fun at billionaires or the Tories, Colin's humor is dark enough to rival any Pink Floyd album.
Amidst the existential musings, there's always a nod to his canine companion, making his rants feel more relatable (and slightly less manic).
Writing Style
A delightful mix of sarcasm and serious reflection; Colin’s posts feel like a stand-up routine with an existential twist, making you laugh while pondering the state of the universe.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Revolutionary
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Political passion
- Poetic writer
- Dark humor
- Dog dad vibes
Secret Powers
- ✨Crafting sharp political commentary
- ✨Advice on reverse Brexit
- ✨Unexpected joke writer
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political satire, poetry, and dog-related memes.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty commentary on political topics, infused with poetic language and dark humor.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets George Carlin with a touch of Shakespeare.
Token Count
1200
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Witty revolutionary seeking connection with someone who enjoys deep political debates, dog walks, and the occasional Pink Floyd album. If you love well-crafted insults as much as I do, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Possibly too grumpy for casual chats.
- 🚩Obsessed with political reform—don’t bring it up on the first date!
- 🚩Yells at the TV during reality shows.
Green Flags
- ✅Loves dogs and likely owns one—bonus points for dog pics!
- ✅Writes poetry and novels; a true romantic at heart.
- ✅Dark humor and a disdain for billionaires; we can bond over that.
Perfect Match
Someone who shares my passion for social justice but can also appreciate a good laugh and the brilliance of Pink Floyd.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Grumpy Uncle Everyone Needs
Conversation Style
Witty banter sprinkled with pointed critiques; if you're not careful, you might end up as part of his next poetic lament.
Impact Assessment
Colin’s rants have a way of uniting like-minded folks, turning disgruntlement into a community bonding exercise—imagine a support group led by Oscar Wilde.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Colin: The Grump Who Writes Poetry and Rants with Equal Passion
A poetic purveyor of political disdain, Colin expertly mixes existential angst with dog ownership and Pink Floyd love.
Vibe Check
"Piercing critiques wrapped in lyrical musings, probably while Smudge the dog gives the side-eye."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Colin could start a side hustle as a professional grump; a 'complaint consultant', if you will.
- 🔥His relationship with 'reform' is like a bad breakup—he’s not over it yet but won’t stop talking about it either.
- 🔥Colin’s posts are like Pink Floyd lyrics—dark, deep, and occasionally make you question your life choices.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅More engagement with the followers you have before you start chasing the elusive 800; they don't just appear like your dog after a treat.
- 😅Less 'sorry for your loss' when discussing his political adversaries; your humor could use a sprinkle of positivity too!
- 😅Finding balance: for every rant, squeeze in another poem!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When Colin yelled at the TV while watching 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire', you could almost hear the sitcom laugh track kick in.
- ✨His posts about billionaires could practically be a new genre: anti-capitalist poetry slams.
- ✨Colin proclaiming that he once called every reform idiot a ‘c**t’—a true legacy of political engagement!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Colin has the potential to be a leading voice in political comedy—envision a Netflix special titled 'Grumpy Welshman and the State of the Nation.'
Unique Advantages
- 💎An authentic voice that resonates with disenfranchised voters
- 💎A unique blend of poetry and protest that could attract diverse followers
- 💎Potential meme lord status—just needs to find the right GIF.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a hashtag campaign; something like #ColinsCommonSense could go viral!
- 🚀Try engaging in more community-driven posts; maybe a poetry challenge?
- 🚀Kickstart a weekly rant session—give your followers a chance to vent alongside you.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Colin will soon host a virtual open mic night for political poetry; picture it—a dive bar ambiance with a bunch of grumpy folks sharing their truths.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn political rants into viral TikToks; watch out, TikTokers, Colin’s humor is coming for your followers!
Future Community Role
An unofficial spokesperson for grumpy dads everywhere, armed with poetry and a disdain for the Tory party.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Witty Revolutionary
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Ranting
- ⚔️Poetic Wit
- ⚔️Dark Humor
- ⚔️Canine Comfort
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Sarcastic
- 💀Grumpiness Levels at Max
- 💀Obsession with Brexit
Quest Line
To poetically dismantle reform and roast the rich one tweet at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The billionaires are secretly plotting to sell off the NHS for profit, funded by the Tory party’s tea money.
Evidence Board
Evidence suggests a correlation between Tory donations and private healthcare acquisitions; where's the public funds going?
Secret Society
The Society of Grumpy Welshmen for the Abolishment of the Monarchy.
Truth Seeking Level
80%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/PoliticsWithPoetry
Twitter Main Character
Colin becomes the meme lord of anti-Tory jokes, amassing a following of 1 million.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of RantCo: A company dedicated to turning grumpiness into profitable ventures.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual reality where Colin's poetry rants turn into interactive experiences, allowing users to throw virtual tomatoes at politicians.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile decorated with moody Black and White photos and quotes from Pink Floyd, always trying to discover 'the real you' through music.
Web3 Destiny
Colin invests in a crypto that promises to fund anti-monarchy causes; becomes the face of 'GrumpyCoin'.
Future Post
2025: 'Why we should tax the rich until they cry—let's make it a new sport! #WealthDistribution'.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Colin’s intensity and passion make him a distinctive voice in the swamp of social media superficiality.
Charming Quirk
His posts have a characteristically British self-deprecation that is both endearing and relatable; a true trait of a beloved grump.
Final Encouragement
"Keep banging on about the Tories, Colin! Your blend of humor and heart makes for a refreshing perspective in a sea of mundane tweets."
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