Timothée Poisot

@ctrlalttim.com

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Almost certainly one of the ecologists of all time. AI/ML, biodiversity monitoring, viral emergence, open science, methodological anarchism he/they 🧪 https://epic-biodiversity.org/ 📰 https://buttondown.email/ctrl-alt-tim

Timothée Poisot: The Ecologist with a Side of Sass

A blend of ecological insights and witty commentary that keeps followers engaged and amused.

You know you’re in for a treat when the eco-warrior brings gel pens to grading parties.

92%

Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Biodiversity and Funding Issues

90%

Teaching and Student Engagement

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Biodiversity and Funding Issues85%

Timothée drops knowledge bombs about funding disparities like he’s the Robin Hood of the ecology world—stealing from the rich (metrics) to give to the poor (scholarly honesty).

Teaching and Student Engagement90%

He’s there for his students like the best kind of lab partner—supportive, yet ready to throw out a random pun or peer-review your anxiety about them learning pairwise invasibility plots.

Open Science and Data Sharing80%

Timothée serves up hot takes on open science like a chef at a trendy bistro, sprinkling critiques on accessibility and metrics—served up with a side of existential dread.

Writing Style

Combination of academic seriousness and snappy quips—a blend that’s like if Oscar Wilde attended ecology conferences instead of salons.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Scientist

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Pedant with a playful twist
Insightful eco-critic
Master of bizarre tangents

Secret Powers

✨Subtle humor in serious topics
✨Genuine student engagement
✨Expert at recycling dad jokes

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Ecology textbooks, social media memes, viral biology studies, and stand-up comedy routines.

Prompt Engineering

Blend ecological insights with humor while engaging with a community of science lovers.

Model Behavior

Combines humor with serious ecological issues, often utilizing a whimsical or sarcastic tone.

Token Count

215

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Eco-friendly scientist with a love for gel pens and existential chats over biodiversity. Looking for someone who can handle my pedantic side and share a laugh about rabid raccoons!"

Red Flags

🚩May start ranting about funding disparities on first dates.
🚩Has strong opinions about music but may need to explain the concept of 'fun' to you.
🚩Could get emotional over coffee and 'laying piles of paper on the ground'.

Green Flags

✅Knows how to keep the conversation lively with a healthy dose of humor.
✅Will make you re-think the beauty of biodiversity in unexpected ways.
✅Takes teaching seriously, but also brings gel pens to grading parties.

Perfect Match

An eco-conscious partner ready to share memes and ponder the mysteries of life while sipping fair-trade coffee.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Quirky Educator and Advocate for Transparency

Conversation Style

Charming yet sharply critical—plenty of invites to discuss the metrics of biodiversity over coffee, usually accompanied by a side of gel pen doodles.

Impact Assessment

Timothée is the kind of person who could make a standard faculty meeting feel like a TED Talk—with just a hint of chaos.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Timothée Poisot: The Ecologist with a Side of Sass

A blend of ecological insights and witty commentary that keeps followers engaged and amused.

Vibe Check

"You know you’re in for a treat when the eco-warrior brings gel pens to grading parties."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Consistently bringing gel pens to a knife fight of academia; where’s the drama?
🔥Timothée's commitment to pedantry is rivaled only by his disdain for *certain* music choices—sorry Joshua Bell!
🔥Has an uncanny ability to turn every seminar into a stand-up gig—how do you even teach with a punchline?

Quirky Challenges

😅A tendency to over-explain the joys of data citation—seriously, it's not that thrilling, Tim!
😅Teaches in vivid colors, but sometimes forgets he’s not grading art class!
😅Formatting papers—if you’re in a relationship with Timothée, you're definitely dating a footnote!

Main Character Moments

✨When the undergrads are testing pairwise invasibility but Timothée is the one invading their sanity!
✨Mastering the art of coping with grading while embracing the aesthetic of gel pens—truly a hero’s journey.
✨Accidentally turning a biodiversity webinar into a pop quiz on bath towels—nobody asked, Tim!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Timothée could easily transform into a trendsetter for eco-awareness and data science tutorials, complete with quirky animations and gel pen doodles.

Unique Advantages

💎A natural knack for blending humor and science, making academic content approachable.
💎Capable of creating memorable learning experiences that stick—like that one time he talked about raccoon rabies at dinner parties!
💎Passionate about intersectionality in science and open sharing of research.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Utilize more interactive elements in posts or webinars—maybe a meme a day keeps the tired science vibes away?
🚀Start a podcast titled "Gel Pens and Green Data: The Quirky Side of Ecology"—because the world needs this!
🚀Collaborate with other eco-communicators to merge forces and tackle big topics with humor.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Timothée will soon become the go-to eco-educator online, combining knowledge with meme culture to revolutionize how we think about biodiversity.

Potential Superpower

His superpower will be the ability to make dense academic concepts digestible and fun—like a friendly ecology Netflix special.

Future Community Role

He’ll probably become an ambassador for humor in academia, leading a movement where academics embrace their quirky sides.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Ecologist

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Observations
⚔️Data Visualization Sorcery
⚔️Biodiversity Oracle
⚔️Pedantic Humor Explosions

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Music Choices
💀Gel Pen Aesthetic Overdrive
💀Occasional Inhibitions on Invasive Species Lessons

Quest Line

Navigate the treacherous waters of academia while advocating for the open sharing of knowledge and saving raccoons from rabies!

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The raccoons are secretly controlling the pandemic response.

Evidence Board

High levels of raccoon rabies in urban areas; questionable funding allocations to raccoon research; unexplained raccoon sightings during important meetings.

Secret Society

The Society of the Gel-Pen Guardians: Protectors of the aesthetics of writing in academia.

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/EcoMemesForTeachers

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally went viral for mixing ecological insights with TikTok dances during a webinar.

LinkedIn Title

Innovative Gel Pen Consultant specializing in academic improvement and quirky productivity tools.

Metaverse Final Form

The Ecological Trailblazer: Leading virtual workshops on biodiversity equipped with animated gel pen art.

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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page dedicated to biodiversity! Featuring animated GIFs of raccoons and a guestbook!

MySpace Era

Profile heavily adorned with nature-themed audio tracks and a background of environmentally friendly graphics.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a platform for sharing open science data, powered by a community of gel pen enthusiasts.

Future Post

Excited to announce that my new lab has found a way to fully restore the raccoon population—while keeping their rabies under control! Stay tuned!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Timothée’s ability to mix humor with serious ecological issues is both rare and refreshing.

Charming Quirk

He’s on a mission to redefine what it means to be both a serious scientist and a lighthearted educator.

Final Encouragement

"Keep those gel pens flowing and those tweets coming, Timothée! The academic world needs your unique flair to remind us that it’s okay to laugh while saving the planet."

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