David Bapst

@dwbapst.bsky.social

Followers

1,854

Posts

464

Following

4,276

Packs

Joined

Dec 18, 2023

Roasted

Dec 5, 2024

Paleontologist, Graptolite Geek, R Programmer, creator of paleotree, Tabletop Roleplaying Game Nerd, Catcher of Pokémon, faculty senator. All comments are my trash opinion alone.

David Bapst: The Paleontologist Who Rocks More Than Fossils

Bridging the gap between ancient ecosystems and modern engagement with a dash of humor.

A mix of serious science and delightful nerdiness, with penguins for good measure.

95%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Macroevolution vs. Microevolution

85%

Open Science and Collaboration

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Macroevolution vs. Microevolution90%

David's take on the evolutionary scale could make even Darwin do a double take, as he dives into a debate that makes "which came first, the chicken or the egg?" look like child's play.

Open Science and Collaboration85%

This man has more open projects than a kindergarten during snack time! His initiatives are like a buffet of knowledge where everyone is welcomed to feast on scientific goodies.

Paleontology and Ecology95%

David knows more about extinct species than most of us know about our own family trees—if you want to learn about trilobites, he's your guy, or maybe your T-Rex?

Writing Style

Combining academic rigor with a conversational tone, David writes with the kind of accessibility that makes complex topics feel like casual chit-chat—if your friends were all paleobiologists, that is.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Knowledgeable Nerd

Keeping It Real Score

95%

Main Character Energy

Passionate about paleontology
R Programmer
Tabletop RPG fan
Open Source advocate

Secret Powers

✨Writing engaging scientific articles
✨Creating educational resources
✨Juggling academic responsibilities and memes

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A blend of evolutionary biology, paleontology articles, commentary on open-source science, and tabletop RPG discussions.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze the complexities of paleobiology while infusing humor and light-heartedness into academic discussions.

Model Behavior

Like a niche Wikipedia with a sense of humor, providing in-depth analysis peppered with playful banter.

Token Count

1200

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Paleontologist who loves graptolites as much as I love creating starter packs for fellow science nerds. If you enjoy thoughtful discourse, Pokémon battles, and tabletop RPGs, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩I get way too serious about paleontological nuances.
🚩You'll never win an argument; I'm a competitive debater.

Green Flags

✅Have a knack for making complex topics fun and accessible.
✅Kind of a big deal in paleontology—people recognize my work!

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates deep discussions about evolution, shares memes about marine invertebrates, and is ready for spontaneous Pokémon adventures.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Community Builder and Science Advocate

Conversation Style

David's comments are like breadcrumbs of wisdom sprinkled on the open fields of Bluesky, leading others to the delightful forest of knowledge he constantly cultivates.

Impact Assessment

His engagement is a blend of inspiration and encouragement, making him the parent figure of scientific Twitter (now Bluesky), always ready to share useful links and advice.

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David Bapst: The Paleontologist Who Rocks More Than Fossils

Bridging the gap between ancient ecosystems and modern engagement with a dash of humor.

Vibe Check

"A mix of serious science and delightful nerdiness, with penguins for good measure."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts like a walking scientific paper—Cite him at your own risk!
🔥If scientific articles were a playlist, David would be a vinyl collector stuck in a podcast generation.
🔥His views on macroevolution might just be the hottest take in paleontology, or he's just trying to keep it 'historic'.

Quirky Challenges

😅Sometimes gets lost in the jargon jungle—just a gentle reminder: emojis exist!
😅Could maybe ease up on the academic lingo and embrace a pun or two every now and then.
😅In disguise, he'd make a great character in a tabletop RPG, but he sometimes forgets that the dialogue needs to be relatable!

Main Character Moments

✨Posting penguins like a true millennial trying to make a statement on environmental concerns—#wholesome!
✨That time he revealed he turns his SEM images into coloring pages—can we talk about the creativity here?
✨Creating starter packs like he’s assembling the Avengers of academia—who wouldn’t want to join his team?

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If David leans into his creative side a bit more, he could become the Neil Gaiman of the paleontological world.

Unique Advantages

💎A knack for explaining complex ideas simply, like a scientific Shakespeare!
💎His charisma is contagious; he could make even fossils sound exciting at a party.
💎An innate ability to connect with budding scientists and researchers, almost like a mentor without the awkward student-teacher vibes.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider sharing more personal anecdotes—everyone loves a good science fair gone wrong story!
🚀Embrace the meme culture; who says paleontology can’t be funny?
🚀Create more visual content—infographics, TikToks, maybe a paleontology vlog that screams 'meet the dino'!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

David's following will rapidly expand as his approachable scientific voice resonates with younger audiences craving authentic content.

Potential Superpower

If he played his cards right, he could master the art of engaging educational content, transforming the scientific landscape one post at a time.

Future Community Role

I foresee him becoming the go-to person for all things paleontology—think less 'paleontological Bob Ross' and more 'Socrates discussing the latest in geology'.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Lawful Knowledge Hoarder

Special Abilities

⚔️Linguistic Archaeology
⚔️Data-Driven Decision Making
⚔️Starter Pack Summoning

Weaknesses

💀Jargon Overload
💀Humor Deficiency in Academia
💀Dangers of a Research Rabbit Hole

Quest Line

To unearth the secrets of ancient ecosystems while educating the masses and organizing the academic Avengers!

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Dinosaurs are just a cover-up for the real earth-destroying lizard people from space.

Evidence Board

Cites 'Jurassic Park' as proof that dinosaurs were both real and a ploy to distract from climate change.

Secret Society

Order of the Lost Fossils—only those who can identify the fossils in a blind taste test get initiated.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PaleontologyMemes, obviously—where memes about trilobites meet scholarly discourse!

Twitter Main Character

The one who accidentally sparks a debate on evolution while sharing a meme, becoming the internet's go-to paleontology expert.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Fossil Forward', a consultancy on how to hype up paleontological discoveries in the modern age.

Metaverse Final Form

A dino-themed sanctuary where everyone debates over the most sustainable way to revive extinct species—complete with a metaverse professional development series.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page featuring pixel art dinosaurs and animated GIFs of fossils with a guestbook for fellow dino nerds.

MySpace Era

Text-heavy profile with a background of a T-Rex and a playlist filled with the Jurassic Park soundtrack. Top friends include every paleontologist known to man.

Web3 Destiny

Building a community of paleolovers on the blockchain, where each dinosaur-themed NFT educates about extinct species and ecosystems.

Future Post

"The answer to 2025's climate crisis lies in understanding the past—look at the rhinos and their extinction! And also, my new pet rock is named Fred."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

David's passion for paleontology shines bright enough to be seen from a million years away, inspiring those around him.

Charming Quirk

His obsession with starter packs makes him the modern-day academic curator, ensuring no one feels left out.

Final Encouragement

"Keep rocking those dino socks, David! The world needs more knowledge and penguin posts from you."

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