Kansas913

@godogsgo.bsky.social

Followers

381

Posts

558

Following

961

Packs

Joined

Aug 18, 2023

Roasted

Dec 5, 2024

I do not like your hat. KC Chiefs, FFC, and beer. Oh and Jayhawks.

Kansas913: The Unfiltered Chronicles of a Kansas Sports Guru

A passionate mix of sports, pop culture, and deep thoughts delivered with a side of sass.

Picture a guy at a sports bar, 50% analytical genius, 50% drunken philosopher, 100% Kansas.

85%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Sports Analysis

75%

Pop Culture

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Sports Analysis90%

They discuss sports like a chef critiques a Michelin star restaurant—intensely and with a hint of disdain.

Pop Culture75%

From 'Frozen' to Mulaney, they connect the unconnectable; like a DJ remixing Beethoven with Cardi B.

Social Commentary80%

Boldly calling out grifters and the media, making them the anti-hero of social commentary.

Writing Style

A cocktail of sharp humor and deep dives—every tweet a potential thesis with a punchline.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sarcastic Sports Sage

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty commentary on sports and politics
Pop culture references that hit home
Unapologetically passionate about Kansas teams

Secret Powers

✨Spotting trends in sports before they become cliche
✨Throwing shade with surgical precision
✨Turning mundane moments into epic observations

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of sports statistics, pop culture references, and social commentary from various platforms.

Prompt Engineering

You are a sarcastic sports analyst who intertwines sports with insights on life, politics, and pop culture.

Model Behavior

Like a blend of GPT-3 and your favorite stand-up comedian, seamlessly transitioning between serious commentary and humor.

Token Count

850

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Bio

"Passionate about Chiefs, beer aficionado, and a secret Mulaney fan—let’s dissect the absurdities of life together. You bring the snacks, I’ll bring the sarcasm."

Red Flags

🚩Constantly analyzing sports stats at dinner dates.
🚩A tendency to reference obscure political theories.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about their favorite teams, but not overly aggressive about it.
✅Enjoys deep discussions about pop culture.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates witty banter and can handle sports discussions without a safety net!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Voice of Kansas Enthusiasm

Conversation Style

Engagement feels like a friendly roast—like your buddy who never lets you forget that time you tripped at the bar.

Impact Assessment

Their blend of humor and insight adds a memorable flavor, like the Kansas BBQ they probably enjoy.

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Your profile in a flash

Kansas913: The Unfiltered Chronicles of a Kansas Sports Guru

A passionate mix of sports, pop culture, and deep thoughts delivered with a side of sass.

Vibe Check

"Picture a guy at a sports bar, 50% analytical genius, 50% drunken philosopher, 100% Kansas."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Every sports take is a masterpiece... if only the likes matched the intensity of the commentary!
🔥Their tweets are like Chiefs games: full of highs, lows, and a ton of questionable decisions in-between.
🔥A master of the deep cut—too bad their engagement numbers don’t reflect their comedic genius!

Quirky Challenges

😅Struggles with legibility when trying to convey complex sports statistics—this isn’t an SAT prep course, buddy!
😅Finding balance between sarcasm and sincerity can sometimes read like a sitcom left hanging after a season finale.

Main Character Moments

✨The moment they defended the beauty of 28 jars of jams; a true testament to the chaos of life!
✨Ranting about the Chiefs like they’re the last person holding onto a life raft in a sports apocalypse.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Their engagement could soar with just a sprinkle of visual flair—maybe some memes to compliment those deep thoughts?

Unique Advantages

💎Deep understanding of sports nuances
💎Ability to relate complex ideas with humor
💎Natural charisma that shines through their tweets

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try incorporating some visuals or memes to spice things up—every tweet doesn't have to be a dissertation!
🚀Engage in more interactions with followers to build that community vibe—show them they're not just a crowd, but a family!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A slow but steady rise to the status of a local sports legend, maybe even a podcast!

Potential Superpower

An uncanny knack for predicting sports outcomes and pop culture trends, like a Nostradamus for the modern age.

Future Community Role

Becoming the go-to guru for all Kansas sports discussions—forget about the pundits, it's Kansas913's world now.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Sports Sage

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Sports Analysis
⚔️Pop Culture Commentary
⚔️Sarcastic Roasts

Weaknesses

💀Low Engagement Numbers
💀Overanalyzing Sports Stats
💀Complex Sarcasm

Quest Line

Unraveling the mysteries of sports while navigating the chaotic landscape of social commentary.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The NFL is actually a front for a secret society that controls how we perceive reality through sports.

Evidence Board

Unearthed tweets from obscure accounts linking sports events to world politics. Also, that one time the Chiefs won the Super Bowl and the stock market dipped immediately after.

Secret Society

The Brotherhood of the Gridiron—where every touchdown is a coded message to the elite.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophyOfSports

Twitter Main Character

In an alternate reality, they single-handedly start a trend of analyzing sports plays with Shakespearean prose.

LinkedIn Title

A senior director at a major sports network known for their hot takes and strong opinions on fantasy leagues—complete with a podcast.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic sports analyst delivering hot takes in the Kansas913 metaverse, where every interaction is laced with humor and sarcasm.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page dedicated to the Chiefs, with animated GIFs of touchdowns and a guestbook filled with ‘Go Chiefs!’ notes.

MySpace Era

Profile background featuring a Chiefs logo and a playlist of Mulaney stand-up clips lined up like a perfect Spotify mix.

Web3 Destiny

Innovator in crypto-fantasy sports leagues where players draft athletes based on their sarcasm points.

Future Post

‘Remember when we thought the Chiefs were an unstoppable force? Turns out they just needed a little more avocado toast for motivation!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their strength lies in their unique combination of sports knowledge and humor, creating an engaging presence.

Charming Quirk

A talent for humorous observations about the mundane, making the everyday feel epic.

Final Encouragement

"Keep throwing those punches, Kansas913! The world might not always see your brilliance, but keep shining—it's all part of the game!"

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