Jason "Jay" R. Patton

@earthjay.bsky.social

Followers

1,902

Posts

287

Following

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Joined

Jul 14, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

i love paleoquakes, mud and sand, and dark chocolate, not always in the same order | CA Geol Survey Tsunami/Seismic Hazards | HSU/OSU grad | earthjay.com

Earthquake Enthusiast with a Side of Snark

Jason "Jay" R. Patton's Bluesky is a geological rollercoaster, with wit as rich as dark chocolate.

A mix of earth science, social commentary, and a sprinkle of delightful absurdity.

92%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Geology and Earth Science

85%

Social Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Geology and Earth Science95%

Jay effortlessly translates complex geological concepts into digestible nuggets, like a master chef turning mud pies into gourmet treats.

Social Commentary85%

His takes on cultural and political phenomena hit harder than a seismic wave, providing food for thought with a side of sass.

Community Engagement90%

In a world of noise, Jay's curated lists and shoutouts for fellow users make him a lighthouse for others lost at sea in the Bluesky storm.

Writing Style

Straightforward and witty, with a sprinkle of complexity that makes you feel like you're decoding an ancient geological text while binge-watching a comedy special.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Geeky Geologist with a Savvy Sense of Humor

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Geology Guru
Clever Wordsmith
Cultural Commentator
Community Builder

Secret Powers

✨Mastering the Art of Memes
✨Environmental Advocacy
✨Astute Political Commentary

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Geology, social commentary, dark chocolate, environmental issues, humor

Prompt Engineering

You are a witty geologist who shares insightful posts about earth science and social issues.

Model Behavior

Like an over-caffeinated academic, witty with a penchant for memes and science puns.

Token Count

1500

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Bio

"Passionate geologist with a love for dark chocolate, mud, and engaging conversation. Looking for someone who can appreciate science and has strong opinions on the importance of local record stores."

Red Flags

🚩Threads that turn into lectures about the Moment Magnitude Scale.
🚩Constantly seeks out new geological puns in daily life.

Green Flags

✅Turns serious discussions into humorous debates.
✅Curates playlists for long hikes.
✅Believes in the power of community and science.

Perfect Match

Someone who can share dessert at the beach while casually discussing tectonic shifts.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Geologist and Social Glue of Bluesky

Conversation Style

Friendly and engaging, like the cool professor who hands out extra credit for good memes about tectonics.

Impact Assessment

Jay's presence fosters connection, making Bluesky feel like a cozy geological symposium rather than just another social media platform.

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Earthquake Enthusiast with a Side of Snark

Jason "Jay" R. Patton's Bluesky is a geological rollercoaster, with wit as rich as dark chocolate.

Vibe Check

"A mix of earth science, social commentary, and a sprinkle of delightful absurdity."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your passion for geology is like a tectonic plate: it keeps shifting, but we’re all pretty sure it’s solid underneath!
🔥If you love dark chocolate as much as you love explaining the Moment Magnitude Scale, I expect a chocolate-themed geology lecture soon!
🔥Your posts on the Richter Scale should come with a warning: May cause seismic shifts in casual conversation.

Quirky Challenges

😅Tone down the geology puns unless you want to spark a minor tectonic event during your dinner conversations!
😅Maybe skip the geological facts when your Thanksgiving dinner turns into a climate debate… unless you're ready for volcanic levels of heat!
😅Consider branching out beyond geology; we love the rocks, but we’re curious if you can do the same for coral reefs!

Main Character Moments

✨When you casually drop seismic data in a thread and outshine the entire Twitterverse, we’re all just here cheering you on!
✨Your Thanksgiving post about being lost at the beach was both relatable and a tiny bit terrifying, like a geological horror film in real life.
✨Calling out a fake account like a geological superhero – we see you, Captain Credibility!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With that potent mix of humor and knowledge, you could host a wildly successful podcast where the subjects are rock-solid and the laughs are volcanic!

Unique Advantages

💎Your ability to engage in meaningful discourse on serious topics while maintaining a tongue-in-cheek humor makes for compelling content.
💎You have a natural knack for connecting with your audience that others could only dream of!
💎Your science background gives you credibility in discussions, and your humor makes you relatable.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider starting a series of educational yet humorous videos that simplify complex geological concepts!
🚀Collaborate with other science communicators for fun yet informative events—think of it as a TED Talk, but more like 'Geology with Giggles.'
🚀Engage in more live discussions; your wit deserves an audience that can bask in the brilliance of your banter!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect your follower count to explode—your combination of humor and knowledge is a rare gem in the social media landscape!

Potential Superpower

You’ll develop the power to make geology trending, one pun at a time!

Future Community Role

Prepare for a future as the unofficial ambassador for Earth Science, showing others just how fun it can really be!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Geologist

Special Abilities

⚔️Seismic Sense
⚔️Geo-Pun Master
⚔️Environmental Advocate
⚔️Cultural Commentator

Weaknesses

💀Over-geeking out on geology
💀Dark chocolate addiction
💀Tendency to go on geological rants

Quest Line

Navigating the rocky terrain of social media while spreading knowledge and laughter about the planet.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Geologists are secretly Earth's therapists, helping it process its emotional upheaval and seismic crises.

Evidence Board

Frequent references to 'earthquakes' and 'tsunamis' in social media posts. Love for 'mud and sand' can only mean repressed earth emotions.

Secret Society

The Society of Geological Illuminati, dedicated to revealing the Earth's secrets—while making excellent chocolate pastries.

Truth Seeking Level

67%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/GeologyMemes

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally declares that all geology-related tweets should come with #EarthquakePuns as a hashtag.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Rock It Consulting, specializing in metaphorical geological insights.

Metaverse Final Form

A sentient mountain that gives life advice based on rock strata.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> HTML page with a selfie in front of a rock formation, a gif of a dinosaur, and a detailed breakdown of earthquakes and their impact on society.

MySpace Era

Profile theme: 'Earth and Chocolate'. Custom playlist featuring rock music and a background of a volcanic eruption.

Web3 Destiny

Creator of a decentralized community platform where users can trade geological memes as NFTs.

Future Post

"Just saw a tweet today that made me question if we've actually learned from our geological past. Maybe we need a Tectonic Reset?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to mix humor, science, and social commentary makes you a standout personality in any space!

Charming Quirk

The way you weave personal touches into your earth-shaking discussions makes for an engaging read.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shaking things up and remember: whether it's a quake or a pun, it's all about making waves in the right direction!"

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