ā¹ Remote-first Staff Web guy. Product-centered UX and frictionless DX. š @Stripe | @AWS | @Starbucks | HigherEducation. š ericclemmons.com
Eric Clemmons: The Online Puppeteer of Tech and Tacos
A blend of code, culinary aspirations, and existential musings that make for a great digital cocktail.
With one foot in the tech world and the other in the kitchen, Eric's presence is like a warm cup of coffeeācomforting yet energizing.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? š¤
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Eric succinctly balances self-care and professional obligations: closing OSS PRs is self-care? Sounds more like self-preservation in a world of unpaid overtime! š
With a petition to cancel the JavaScript trademark, Eric's the Robin Hood of the coding realmārobbing from the rich corporate overlords to give back to the dev community. #FreeJavaScript! ā
His thanksgivings are culinary feats! Eric cooks like he's auditioning for MasterChef, but also jokes about property taxes. The real question: can he tax-deduct those flans?
Whenever Eric mentions codeāwhether it's React hooks or codebase bugsāhe infuses it with well-timed humor. Revising code isn't what it used to be; it's now a dramatic comedy!
Writing Style
Eric's style is a delightful blend of programming jargon and conversational tones, making even the most technical topics sound like a group therapy session.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real Youā¢ š
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Reflective Techie
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Culinary wizard
- Open-source crusader
- Self-deprecating humorist
Secret Powers
- āØGourmet meal prep
- āØJavaScript diplomacy
- āØPersonal growth coaching
If you were an AI...š¤
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of coding references, tech updates, and culinary adventures based around self-care and personal growth.
Prompt Engineering
Generate light-hearted, tech-savvy social media posts that share insights on programming, cooking, and personal experiences in a relatable way.
Model Behavior
Like a quirky assistant who specializes in tech advice with a sprinkle of cooking tips and a dash of humor.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Editionš
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Tech enthusiast with a passion for gourmet cooking. Looking to stir up some fun and maybe some code. If you enjoy culinary creativity and programming banter, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- š©Might prioritize overcooked flan over a coding deadline
- š©Has a tendency to overthink self-care
- š©Dramatic coffee orders
Green Flags
- ā Balances tech and culinary passions
- ā Loves to share cooking tips and tech knowledge
- ā Appreciates a good sense of humor
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate a well-cooked meal while debating the merits of React vs Vue over dinner.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkš
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Culinary-Coding Connector
Conversation Style
Interactive and often light-hearted, Eric's replies are like a warm chat with a friend over coffeeāinviting but occasionally leading into deep philosophical discussions about code and life.
Impact Assessment
He's the friend you both admire and rely on: with one foot in the food world and the other in tech, he's bridging gaps like a taco enthusiast at a tech convention.
TL;DR Versionā”
Your profile in a flash
Eric Clemmons: The Online Puppeteer of Tech and Tacos
A blend of code, culinary aspirations, and existential musings that make for a great digital cocktail.
Vibe Check
"With one foot in the tech world and the other in the kitchen, Eric's presence is like a warm cup of coffeeācomforting yet energizing."
Spice Level Checkš¶ļø
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- š„Eric's self-care involves prioritizing property taxes over PRsātalk about adulting gone wrong!
- š„His culinary achievements during sickness sound more like a personal vendetta against leftover turkey than a goal.
- š„When Siri thinks Eric's lattes are 'exotic,' does that mean his coffee shop should start offering 'mystical brews'?
Quirky Challenges
- š Struggling with the balance between work and passion projectsāmaybe a 'side hustle' therapy session is in order?
- š Navigating React hooks like a first-time driverālots of enthusiasm, but the potential for a crash is real!
- š Living in Texas but using 'Seattle weight' as a benchmarkātime for a geographical intervention!
Main Character Moments
- āØWhen he decided to tackle Thanksgiving while sickāwas it determination or a desire to be the ultimate host?
- āØAnnouncing the independence of Framer Motion like a revolutionātake that corporate overlords!
- āØDeclaring 'Escape velocity achieved' after staying up late codingācue the dramatic space movie soundtrack!
Level Up Zoneš
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Eric possesses the unique ability to synthesize tech-talk and culinary delights into a niche that's both relatable and inspiring. Imagine a cooking show for codersāthere's gold in them hills!
Unique Advantages
- šStrong grasp of tech trends
- šA unique voice in the dev community
- šRelatable and engaging content creation
Level Up Suggestions
- šConsider creating a vlog series where he translates complex tech topics into easy-to-follow recipesāhalf cooking, half coding!
- šMonthly interactive coding sessions where followers can bring their 'cooking' projects for guidance. Think 'Chopped' for code!
- šEngage more with community challengesānothing brings people together like a good old-fashioned coding cook-off!
Crystal Ball Timeš®
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Eric might evolve into a tech influencer who combines code with cooking, creating a unique digital brand that appeals to both developers and foodies.
Potential Superpower
The ability to simplify complex topics while keeping them entertainingāhe could monetize that talent with merch featuring his best one-liners!
Future Community Role
He'll likely become the go-to expert for digital culinary skills, merging his passions in a way that's tasty and informative.
Your Character Buildš®
If life was an RPG...
Class
Culinary Code Sorcerer
Special Abilities
- āļøCulinary Conjuror
- āļøOSM (Open Source Magician)
- āļøSelf-Deprecating Humorist
Weaknesses
- šOverwhelming Ambition
- šProcrastination on PRs
- šSelf-Imposed Culinary Showdowns
Quest Line
Master the art of balancing code contributions and culinary feats without succumbing to real-life obligations.
Down the Rabbit Holešµļøāāļø
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
All coding languages are secretly conspiring against developers by introducing unnecessary bugs as part of a corporate agenda.
Evidence Board
1. JavaScript fatigue leads to mass burnout. 2. Unruly frameworks breed confusion. 3. Corporate overlords profit from our pain.
Secret Society
The League of Overcooked Code, dedicated to exposing the truth behind development struggles and culinary catastrophes.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse Youš
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FoodAndCode, where cooking tips meet coding advice for the ultimate life hacks.
Twitter Main Character
Debating whether to hold a Thanksgiving dinner or a hackathonāthe riveting saga of the tech chef unfolds!
LinkedIn Title
Eric Clemmons: Chief Culinary Officer & Tech Whisperer crafting the future of developer culinary arts.
Metaverse Final Form
A futuristic kitchen where code is as essential as salt, and every recipe is an algorithm passed down through generations.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineā°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom layout featuring a background of frying pans, and a profile song thatās just a mashup of famous cooking shows.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a decentralized platform for tracking culinary experiments and open-source projects as NFTsāevery meal a masterpiece!
Future Post
Looking back on my coding journey: Reflecting on the importance of cooking breaks and how they saved my sanity during crunch time!
The Final Takeš¬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Ericās most impressive quality is his ability to balance humor with serious discussions about technologyāhis posts educate while they entertain.
Charming Quirk
His slight obsession with culinary achievements juxtaposed with tech updates makes for a whimsical reading experienceāwho else would serve up holiday meal tips with a side of JavaScript?
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring that pot, Eric! You're blending flavors of tech and cooking in a way thatās not just delicious but also enriching for your community."
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