Jeremy

@floregonian.com

Followers

3,228

Posts

58,080

Following

991

Packs

Joined

May 23, 2023

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

Born and raised in Oregon. Steam-cooked for the last two decades in South Florida. Married, with two beautiful kids. He/him. Soupiosexual. A roly-poly little bat-faced guy. ALT profile: a white man with short light brown hair is looking up to his right.

Jeremy: King of the Bluesky Breeze

Navigating the Twitterverse with the grace of a bat-faced roly-poly

A warm hug dipped in coffee with a hint of cheeky irreverence.

87.5%

Authenticity

80%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Community and Connection

90%

Food and Drink

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Community and Connection95%

Jeremy’s posts read like a heartfelt manifesto for human interaction – if positivity were a currency, he’d be a billionaire.

Food and Drink90%

From whiskey sours to lasagna, Jeremy’s relationship with food is like a Taylor Swift song – emotionally charged and occasionally a little spicy.

Pop Culture References75%

His musings on media are like a warm blanket; comforting yet, occasionally, a bit too familiar (guilty of being too cozy with Christmas movies?).

Writing Style

His style flits between casual banter and sentimental prose; it’s as if his keyboard has a built-in hammock – relaxing and simultaneously profound.

Thought Leader Score

80%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Whimsical Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

87.5%

Main Character Energy

Overly affectionate
Master of the hammock
Soupiosexual advocate

Secret Powers

✨Inspirational quote generator
✨Coffee connoisseur
✨Culinary mastermind (just ask about the lasagna)

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Coffee memes, existential quotes, and recipes for lasagna.

Prompt Engineering

Write a delightful post about the importance of hammocks and soup in a chaotic world.

Model Behavior

A blend of warmth and quirkiness, with a dash of philosophical insight.

Token Count

35000

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Oregonian seeking connection over coffee, hammock naps, and the occasional whiskey sour. Soupiosexual with a soft spot for charming banter and heartfelt conversations. Let’s discuss our favorite lasagna recipes!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequent existential musings may lead to deep conversations at odd hours.
🚩Vulnerable to coffee-fueled spontaneous plans.

Green Flags

✅Expert in creating positive vibes and cozy atmospheres.
✅Loves sharing appreciation and kindness – no toxic vibes here!

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys spontaneous hammock hangouts and knows the difference between 'mildly salted' and 'underdone'.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Heartfelt Encourager

Conversation Style

Engages like a camp counselor inspiring kids to express themselves, even in the most mundane moments – "Good morning, beasties!" is basically a group hug.

Impact Assessment

Jeremy’s presence feels akin to a favorite local coffee shop – warm, inviting, and always brewing something uplifting.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Jeremy: King of the Bluesky Breeze

Navigating the Twitterverse with the grace of a bat-faced roly-poly

Vibe Check

"A warm hug dipped in coffee with a hint of cheeky irreverence."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If I had a nickel for every time Jeremy forgot he posted something already, I'd have... well, a lot of nickels.
🔥Jeremy's posting schedule is as unpredictable as Florida weather – one minute it’s 'Coffee is life,' the next it's 'Bedtime blues.'

Quirky Challenges

😅Need to chill on the love-fests – not everyone can handle that much affection at once!
😅Might want to consider a 'Tighten Up Tuesdays' for those posts about bedtimes and hammock woes.

Main Character Moments

✨When he declared his soupiosexuality, the internet collectively gasped and then nodded in understanding.
✨His ability to make coffee sound like a life-altering experience should be patented.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With his flair for connection, Jeremy could lead a community wellness initiative – 'Soup & Sunshine Sundays', perhaps?

Unique Advantages

💎Infectious positivity that converts even the grumpiest cat owner into a tree-hugging softie.
💎Can transform any mundane activity into a feel-good event, even if that involves merely sipping coffee.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀More karaoke nights in his posts – he’s practically begging us to know his favorite jams!
🚀A series of reflective posts on why the hammock is his throne – because, let’s be real, he’s the King of Cozy.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Jeremy to start a new trend: Hammock-based therapy sessions – because who needs a therapist when you can rock gently into the wisdom of the universe?

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to make every coffee moment feel like an epic movie scene.

Future Community Role

The unofficial Bluesky therapist, dispensing wisdom and warmth like they’re community service hours.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Whimsical Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Overwhelming Affection
⚔️Master of the Hammock
⚔️Inspirational Quote Generation

Weaknesses

💀Tendency to Repeat Himself
💀Overcommitment to Love-Fests
💀Coffee Dependency

Quest Line

Navigating the waves of connection with a bat-faced grin and a laid-back hammock demeanor.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The hammock industry is secretly controlling our thoughts about relaxation and joy.

Evidence Board

1. Hammocks always seem to appear in blissful vacation photos. 2. All hammocks are filled with positive vibes, indicating a hidden agenda.

Secret Society

The Society of Chill Vibes.

Truth Seeking Level

15%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/HammockLife

Twitter Main Character

The one who accidentally posts the same lunch pic twice, but everyone loves it anyway.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Happiness Officer at Cozy Vibes Inc.

Metaverse Final Form

Virtual hammock designer with a portfolio of serene, coffee-scented spaces.

Stop wasting money on groceries

Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI gathers your recipes, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to the Oregonian Chronicles! Where coffee brews and hammocks swing!

MySpace Era

Profile song: "Three Little Birds" by Bob Marley, decorated with a hammock GIF and a background of vivid sunsets.

Web3 Destiny

Creator of the first ever digital hammock NFT – get ready to invest in relaxation!

Future Post

"Just finished an enlightening hammock session. Anyone else feel like they just brushed the cosmos with their toes?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Jeremy's superpower lies in his unwavering positivity and ability to make people feel seen and loved.

Charming Quirk

His repeated existential musings about the power of a hammock – it’s like watching a poet find solace in a tree.

Final Encouragement

"Keep spreading that joy, Jeremy! Your energy is like a three-shot espresso – absolutely essential for chasing the daily blues away."

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@fekri.io

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.