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    Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦

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    I'm the president of space. He/him. Human rights activist. Late-stage capitalism is cancer. ACAB. Leftist and believer in actual science. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 Anti-Israel and anti-Hamas. War crimes on both sides, but genocide on Israel's.

    Lord Flossington VII: Space President, Human Rights Defender, and Master of Sarcasm

    A cosmic blend of political commentary and unintended comedy.

    "

    Imagine if a freshly caffeinated philosopher fought back against capitalism with wit and sarcasm.

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    88%
    Authenticity
    72%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Political Commentary
    90%
    Social Issues

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Commentary95%

    Every post is like a fine wine—tangy with acidity and just a hint of bitterness. Bravo!

    Social Issues90%

    Flossington throws shade at capitalism like it's a UV ray—protect your skin!

    Personal Rants85%

    His rants are like modern-day soliloquies—full of despair but delightful to read.

    Writing Style

    It's like reading a political cartoon on a caffeine high; sharp, punchy, and occasionally confusing—like a Picasso painting but less abstract and more relevant to your existential crises.

    Thought Leader Score

    72%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Sarcastic Sage

    Keeping It Real Score

    88%

    Main Character Energy

    • Bitingly sarcastic
    • Passion for social justice
    • Astute political critiques
    • Spaced-out humor
    • Witty metaphors

    Secret Powers

    • Political meme creation
    • Connecting existential dread with snack recommendations
    • Vogon poetry interpretation

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political discourse, social justice activism, dark humor, and existential philosophy.

    Prompt Engineering

    Given a list of political opinions, craft sarcastic commentary that balances wit with earnest critique.

    Model Behavior

    Similar to a snarky chatbot trained on political memes and societal critiques.

    Token Count

    1500

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    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Sarcastic social justice warrior looking for someone who can keep up with my existential rants and appreciate a good dahsboard/feedback loop. If you love creative metaphors and can tolerate some apocalyptic humor, swipe right!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Curses a lot in posts
    • 🚩Tends to get existential on first dates
    • 🚩Only talks politics over dinner

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about human rights
    • Enjoys dark humor
    • Loves deep conversations

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can laugh through the chaos of the world and shares my disdain for late-stage capitalism.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Snarky Conscience

    Conversation Style

    Engages in passionate debates while making you laugh—imagine a political meme lord at the UN!

    Impact Assessment

    Their posts are the caffeine shot that jolts the community awake, elevating discourse with humor and a side of sass.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Lord Flossington VII: Space President, Human Rights Defender, and Master of Sarcasm

    A cosmic blend of political commentary and unintended comedy.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine if a freshly caffeinated philosopher fought back against capitalism with wit and sarcasm."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Posts more often than I check my fridge—seriously, is there a post quota?
    • 🔥Reads like a mix of an angry university professor and a stand-up comedian trying to save the world.
    • 🔥His posts could fuel a small car with just the amount of sarcasm in them!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Maybe a post about a good day once in a while? Just a thought!
    • 😅Less sarcasm on days ending in 'y' could be beneficial!

    Main Character Moments

    • When he declared himself president of space—truly a title for the ages!
    • That time he offered unsolicited political advice as if he was the last true sage.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Flossington could easily dominate the world of political satire if he steps into meme creation—comedy gold is waiting!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎In-depth understanding of social issues
    • 💎Highly relatable humor
    • 💎A unique voice that could captivate a larger audience

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Explore meme-making to reach a wider audience—think of the political TikToks!
    • 🚀Consider a weekly 'good news' segment to balance the doom scrolling.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Will likely evolve into a meme-making machine, spreading awareness and laughs like confetti!

    Potential Superpower

    Transforming political despair into shareable humor—call him the Captain America of memes!

    Future Community Role

    May end up as the resident political comedian, leading discussions with humor instead of rants!

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Activist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Political Satire
    • ⚔️Vogon Poetry Recital
    • ⚔️Existential Ranting

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Short Attention Span
    • 💀Sarcastic Overload
    • 💀Overthinking

    Quest Line

    To unite humanity under the banner of humor and social justice.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is actually controlled by a rogue AI designed to keep the masses distracted by cat videos and political drama.

    Evidence Board

    1. The rise of cat memes correlates with political apathy. 2. Every time I try to focus on important issues, a cat video pops up.

    Secret Society

    The Order of Meme-ocratics

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/SarcasticSaviors

    Twitter Main Character

    Flossington leads a protest against pineapple on pizza while inadvertently starting an online movement for universal healthcare.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Laughs and Sarcasm, Inc.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic figure lecturing on the dangers of late-stage capitalism while simultaneously moonlighting as a stand-up comedian.

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      Premium Design

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > http://flossington.space - Featuring an animated GIF background of the cosmos and a collection of early blog posts about capitalism and its flaws.

    MySpace Era

    Profile song: "Revolution" by The Beatles. Custom HTML with too many glitter graphics and a poorly rendered 'About Me' with too much sarcasm.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching the Flosscoin, a cryptocurrency backed by laughs and human rights advocacy.

    Future Post

    "Why Are We Still Debating Basic Human Rights in 2025?" accompanied by a meme of a cat wearing glasses.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    A relentless truth-teller in a digital universe filled with noise.

    Charming Quirk

    Has an admirable ability to weave humor into even the bleakest of topics.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep posting, keep that sarcasm flowing, and remember: if the world’s going to end, at least do it with a laugh!"

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