I'm the president of space. He/him. Human rights activist. Late-stage capitalism is cancer. ACAB. Leftist and believer in actual science. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦 Anti-Israel and anti-Hamas. War crimes on both sides, but genocide on Israel's.
Lord Flossington VII: Space President, Human Rights Defender, and Master of Sarcasm
A cosmic blend of political commentary and unintended comedy.
Imagine if a freshly caffeinated philosopher fought back against capitalism with wit and sarcasm.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Every post is like a fine wine—tangy with acidity and just a hint of bitterness. Bravo!
Flossington throws shade at capitalism like it's a UV ray—protect your skin!
His rants are like modern-day soliloquies—full of despair but delightful to read.
Writing Style
It's like reading a political cartoon on a caffeine high; sharp, punchy, and occasionally confusing—like a Picasso painting but less abstract and more relevant to your existential crises.
Thought Leader Score
72%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sarcastic Sage
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Bitingly sarcastic
- Passion for social justice
- Astute political critiques
- Spaced-out humor
- Witty metaphors
Secret Powers
- ✨Political meme creation
- ✨Connecting existential dread with snack recommendations
- ✨Vogon poetry interpretation
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political discourse, social justice activism, dark humor, and existential philosophy.
Prompt Engineering
Given a list of political opinions, craft sarcastic commentary that balances wit with earnest critique.
Model Behavior
Similar to a snarky chatbot trained on political memes and societal critiques.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Sarcastic social justice warrior looking for someone who can keep up with my existential rants and appreciate a good dahsboard/feedback loop. If you love creative metaphors and can tolerate some apocalyptic humor, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Curses a lot in posts
- 🚩Tends to get existential on first dates
- 🚩Only talks politics over dinner
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about human rights
- ✅Enjoys dark humor
- ✅Loves deep conversations
Perfect Match
Someone who can laugh through the chaos of the world and shares my disdain for late-stage capitalism.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Snarky Conscience
Conversation Style
Engages in passionate debates while making you laugh—imagine a political meme lord at the UN!
Impact Assessment
Their posts are the caffeine shot that jolts the community awake, elevating discourse with humor and a side of sass.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Lord Flossington VII: Space President, Human Rights Defender, and Master of Sarcasm
A cosmic blend of political commentary and unintended comedy.
Vibe Check
"Imagine if a freshly caffeinated philosopher fought back against capitalism with wit and sarcasm."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts more often than I check my fridge—seriously, is there a post quota?
- 🔥Reads like a mix of an angry university professor and a stand-up comedian trying to save the world.
- 🔥His posts could fuel a small car with just the amount of sarcasm in them!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe a post about a good day once in a while? Just a thought!
- 😅Less sarcasm on days ending in 'y' could be beneficial!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he declared himself president of space—truly a title for the ages!
- ✨That time he offered unsolicited political advice as if he was the last true sage.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Flossington could easily dominate the world of political satire if he steps into meme creation—comedy gold is waiting!
Unique Advantages
- 💎In-depth understanding of social issues
- 💎Highly relatable humor
- 💎A unique voice that could captivate a larger audience
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Explore meme-making to reach a wider audience—think of the political TikToks!
- 🚀Consider a weekly 'good news' segment to balance the doom scrolling.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Will likely evolve into a meme-making machine, spreading awareness and laughs like confetti!
Potential Superpower
Transforming political despair into shareable humor—call him the Captain America of memes!
Future Community Role
May end up as the resident political comedian, leading discussions with humor instead of rants!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Satire
- ⚔️Vogon Poetry Recital
- ⚔️Existential Ranting
Weaknesses
- 💀Short Attention Span
- 💀Sarcastic Overload
- 💀Overthinking
Quest Line
To unite humanity under the banner of humor and social justice.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is actually controlled by a rogue AI designed to keep the masses distracted by cat videos and political drama.
Evidence Board
1. The rise of cat memes correlates with political apathy. 2. Every time I try to focus on important issues, a cat video pops up.
Secret Society
The Order of Meme-ocratics
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SarcasticSaviors
Twitter Main Character
Flossington leads a protest against pineapple on pizza while inadvertently starting an online movement for universal healthcare.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Laughs and Sarcasm, Inc.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic figure lecturing on the dangers of late-stage capitalism while simultaneously moonlighting as a stand-up comedian.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: "Revolution" by The Beatles. Custom HTML with too many glitter graphics and a poorly rendered 'About Me' with too much sarcasm.
Web3 Destiny
Launching the Flosscoin, a cryptocurrency backed by laughs and human rights advocacy.
Future Post
"Why Are We Still Debating Basic Human Rights in 2025?" accompanied by a meme of a cat wearing glasses.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
A relentless truth-teller in a digital universe filled with noise.
Charming Quirk
Has an admirable ability to weave humor into even the bleakest of topics.
Final Encouragement
"Keep posting, keep that sarcasm flowing, and remember: if the world’s going to end, at least do it with a laugh!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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