Mike Hager

@mikehager.bsky.social

Followers

7,599

Posts

124

Following

713

Packs

Joined

May 3, 2023

Roasted

Jun 24, 2025

Journalist at @globeandmail.bsky.social covering the political, economic and social issues that affect us all. News tips, please: [email protected] https://www.theglobeandmail.com/authors/mike-hager/

Mike Hager: The Social Media Scribe with a Side of Sass

A dose of sharp wit and incisive commentary—think a news anchor who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

Like a seasoned journalist who decided to throw caution to the wind and mix truth-telling with memes.

92%

Authenticity

85%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Political Commentary

90%

Social Issues

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary95%

Mike's takes are like a double espresso—strong, bitter, and likely to keep you up at night thinking about society's ills.

Social Issues90%

He dives into social issues like a kid into a ball pit—uninhibited and a little messy, yet incredibly insightful.

Media Critique85%

Every time he critiques media, it’s like watching a surgeon at work—precise, revealing, and occasionally gut-wrenching.

Writing Style

His style fuses journalistic integrity with a stand-up comedian's flair, punctuated by biting humor and a rhythmic cadence that demands attention.

Thought Leader Score

85%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Gritty Journalist Comedian

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Fearless political commentary
Witty social observations
A penchant for thought-provoking insights

Secret Powers

✨Impeccable joke timing
✨Master of the news-related pun
✨Digital community building

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Training Data

Political commentary, social issues, media critique merged with witty humor and pop culture references.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze social media posts and provide insight with humor and a dash of sarcasm.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with a penchant for sharp wit and incisive commentary.

Token Count

1500

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Bio

"Political journalist who moonlights as a comedian. I’ll make you think and laugh—sometimes simultaneously. If you enjoy deep conversations about the state of the world and the occasional meme, we might just vibe!"

Red Flags

🚩Takes politics too seriously at times
🚩Could start a discussion about existential crises over dinner
🚩Might spend too much time on news sites instead of date night plans

Green Flags

✅Witty banter
✅Great listener and conversationalist
✅Passionate about social issues and community engagement

Perfect Match

Someone who can keep up with my humor, loves discussing the world's woes, and has a meme or two in their back pocket!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Conscience of Bluesky

Conversation Style

Hager's replies are like popcorn at a movie—pop up unexpectedly and are impossible not to enjoy.

Impact Assessment

His presence is like a truth serum—stimulating discussions and pushing boundaries in the community.

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Mike Hager: The Social Media Scribe with a Side of Sass

A dose of sharp wit and incisive commentary—think a news anchor who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

Vibe Check

"Like a seasoned journalist who decided to throw caution to the wind and mix truth-telling with memes."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Mike, your political musings could get a cat off catnip; they’re that addictive!
🔥If your posts were any more serious, they’d need a therapist to process them.
🔥Reading your replies feels like attending a TED Talk on caffeine—thought-provoking and occasionally disorienting.

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe consider sprinkling in a meme every now and then—balance is key!
😅Your posts have the emotional range of a high school drama, but sometimes they need a little levity.
😅How about a cooking show segment? You could call it 'What’s Cooking in Politics'—because, wow, things are heating up!

Main Character Moments

✨When you were detained for your reporting—classic protagonist move!
✨Your retelling of the students’ stand against ICE is basically a coming-of-age movie waiting to happen.
✨You’ve turned being politically engaged into a masterclass on how to make underserved stories resonate like a well-written screenplay.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If Mike dives into more lighthearted content, he could become the meme maestro of poignant political humor!

Unique Advantages

💎Strong analytical skills that can carve through any fluff.
💎A natural charisma that can translate into video content, because who wouldn't want to watch 'The Mike Hager Show'?
💎A genuine connection with followers that can be harnessed into a broader community platform.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Experiment with lighthearted content to balance all that seriousness—maybe political memes?
🚀Create a podcast to share stories behind the headlines—think 'The Daily Show' but more personal and authentic.
🚀Host a Q&A where you tackle community queries; I smell a crossover with late-night talk!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Mike will evolve into the online guru of political satire, effortlessly blending insight with humor.

Potential Superpower

The ability to make even the driest political topic seem like an episode of a gripping Netflix drama.

Future Community Role

He might just become the unofficial Bluesky ambassador for truth—and clever hashtags!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic News Bard

Special Abilities

⚔️Fearless Political Commentary
⚔️Thought-Provoking Insights
⚔️Master of One-Liners

Weaknesses

💀Overly Serious Moments
💀Occasional Lack of Memes
💀Obsessive Fact-Checking

Quest Line

To uncover the truth while keeping society entertained—one tweet at a time!

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The media is secretly run by a cabal of sentient coffee mugs that dictate political narratives.

Evidence Board

Witness reports of talking mugs appearing at press conferences, coffee stains mysteriously forming on significant documents, and mysterious caffeine shortages during elections.

Secret Society

The Order of the Caffeinated Conspirators

Truth Seeking Level

78%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PoliticalHumorWithACupOfCoffee

Twitter Main Character

Revolutionizes political meme culture, leading to nationwide laughter.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Media & Mirth, Inc., specializing in news memes that actually educate the public.

Metaverse Final Form

A sentient avatar offering political advice through stand-up comedy routines.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with animated GIFs, and quotes from famous journalists mixed with puns about the news.

MySpace Era

Profile song: 'What’s Going On' by Marvin Gaye, customized background of stormy political landscapes, and top friends list filled with iconic news anchors.

Web3 Destiny

Will invest in the first NFT of a meme that hilariously captures the absurdity of political debates.

Future Post

‘Remember when everyone thought 2025 would be normal? Haha, good times! Here’s an update on the latest political circus!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your candor and fearless reporting are impressive—stand tall with that mic!

Charming Quirk

We all admire your ability to weave humor into the most serious topics—who knew politics could be so funny?

Final Encouragement

"Keep pushing the envelope and maybe toss in a joke or two; the world needs more of your brand of delightful chaos!"

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