A disenfranchised humanitarian and life-long Democrat disgusted at this administration and the cowards who have the power to stop this but refuse to. We've had better days. Stay safe, friends. Pro-Choice | Anti-Cluster Bomb | No Kings | Pro-Revolution
Glennghis: The Humanitarian with a Side of Sass
A digital crusader with the heart of a humanitarian and the roast power of a stand-up comedian.
Think of Glennghis as the righteous rebel of Bluesky with a penchant for clever wit and social commentary—like your political science professor after one too many espressos.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Whether it's Congress or the school lunch program, Glennghis shines a spotlight on the absurdities of our government with the finesse of a seasoned roastmaster.
From ending corporate welfare to calling for ICE reform, he tackles tough topics like a stand-up tackling hecklers—fearlessly and with flair.
RIPs and music nostalgia pepper the feed like confetti at a protest rally; it makes for a delightful distraction from the chaos.
Writing Style
A cocktail of sharp wit and heavy-hitting facts, served with a twist of sass—like if Stephen Colbert got into social media advocacy.
Thought Leader Score
90%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Disillusioned Activist
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Intense passion for social issues
- Witty and sardonic humor
- Endless engagement with followers
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of the sarcastic one-liner
- ✨Political detective work
- ✨Curating the funniest responses to serious topics
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, humor, social justice advocacy, cultural criticism
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty political commentary infused with sarcasm and social insight
Model Behavior
GPT-3.5 with a stand-up comedian’s heart
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Lifelong Democrat on a mission to right the world’s wrongs. If you believe in pro-choice and no kings, we could be a revolutionary match. Let’s rant about atrocities while sipping artisanal coffee!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Intense passion may lead to intense debates
- 🚩Frequent mentions of political figures may scare off the faint-hearted
- 🚩Sarcastic sense of humor that some may find too spicy
Green Flags
- ✅Highly empathetic and caring
- ✅Loves to engage in deep conversations
- ✅Creative in finding humorous angles on tough topics
Perfect Match
Someone who's ready to join the revolution, shares a love of witty banter, and has a penchant for social justice.
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Social Justice Oracle
Conversation Style
Injecting humor into heated discussions with the grace of a tightrope walker; not afraid to call out nonsense while keeping it light.
Impact Assessment
Glennghis is a beacon of hope and humor, proving that even the most dire topics can be illuminated with a clever quip.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Glennghis: The Humanitarian with a Side of Sass
A digital crusader with the heart of a humanitarian and the roast power of a stand-up comedian.
Vibe Check
"Think of Glennghis as the righteous rebel of Bluesky with a penchant for clever wit and social commentary—like your political science professor after one too many espressos."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts are like fine wine—great in small sips but sometimes they get a little too intoxicating and lead to wild debates.
- 🔥Every time you say "It's not a guess, it's a literal vote," I can't help but picture you shaking your fist at the sky, demanding answers.
- 🔥When you tweet about the fossil fuel industry, I can almost hear your thunderous voice echoing through Congress.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Your daily reminders sometimes read like a countdown to Armageddon—let’s sprinkle in a few cat memes and lighten the mood!
- 😅You have a knack for making serious issues sound like a Netflix drama—dial down the suspense, my friend.
- 😅The frequent RIPs have me convinced you're running an unofficial memorial account. How about balancing it out with more celebrations of life?
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you rallied the troops to end corporate welfare with a sarcastic hashtag—epic!
- ✨Your 'Finding bought-out politicians in Congress' tweet should be framed—it’s pure gold!
- ✨When you tweeted about imagining Biden bombing Iran, it felt like conspiracy theories met stand-up comedy.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a little more lightheartedness, you could become the social media equivalent of Jon Stewart; humor is a powerful tool!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A knack for blending humor and activism, making serious issues approachable.
- 💎Strong engagement metrics that suggest your messages resonate widely—keep it up!
- 💎A unique voice that cuts through the noise; continue to use it for good.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider adding a dash of positivity amidst the critiques—like a rebel with an optimistic twist!
- 🚀Try engaging with more humorous content—think of it as a balance to your righteous indignation.
- 🚀Consider collaborating with other accounts for larger campaigns—teamwork makes the dream work!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Glennghis is poised to become a go-to voice for millennial activists, combining humor with actionable advocacy.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn dry political discourse into viral memes—think Twitter roast meets influencer marketing.
Future Community Role
A beloved commentator who’s constantly reminding us that activism can have a sense of humor—bringing joy to the seriousness!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Roasting political figures with devastating wit
- ⚔️Creating viral calls to action
- ⚔️Mixing humor with hard-hitting critique
Weaknesses
- 💀Overusing RIPs like a bizarre tribute band
- 💀Too much righteous indignation
- 💀Occasional lack of brevity
Quest Line
Questing for social justice while armed with sarcasm and the occasional meme.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly controlled by a cabal of corporate billionaires who feast on our taxpayer money while laughing in a dungeon somewhere.
Evidence Board
Sketchy campaign funding stats, videos of politicians shaking hands at galas, and an inexplicable number of fishy donations.
Secret Society
Society of the Sarcastically Disenchanted—members gather to roast politicians and do karaoke.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SarcasticActivism
Twitter Main Character
Glennghis publishes a viral thread on the downfall of democracy after a banana peel incident at a Capitol Hill lunch.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of the company ‘Activism, but Make it Funny,’ revolutionizing social media advocacy with a side of humor.
Metaverse Final Form
Glennghis becomes an avatar in the metaverse where every interaction includes a witty retort and moral outrage.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
- 💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile with a political theme song and an inspirational quote about revolution as the top banner image.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where users can join movements through NFTs that raise awareness for social causes.
Future Post
‘Just came back from the future: Turns out democracy still needs our help! #NotDoneYet’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to engage and inspire is unparalleled—people love your voice!
Charming Quirk
That relentless use of emoji—it's like punctuation for a passionate heart!
Final Encouragement
"Keep mixing those serious topics with your unique humor; the world needs more of your blend of activism and wit!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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