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    Glennghis

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    A disenfranchised humanitarian and life-long Democrat disgusted at this administration and the cowards who have the power to stop this but refuse to. We've had better days. Stay safe, friends. Pro-Choice | Anti-Cluster Bomb | No Kings | Pro-Revolution

    Glennghis: The Humanitarian with a Side of Sass

    A digital crusader with the heart of a humanitarian and the roast power of a stand-up comedian.

    "

    Think of Glennghis as the righteous rebel of Bluesky with a penchant for clever wit and social commentary—like your political science professor after one too many espressos.

    "
    95%
    Authenticity
    90%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    100%
    Political Corruption
    85%
    Social Justice

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Corruption100%

    Whether it's Congress or the school lunch program, Glennghis shines a spotlight on the absurdities of our government with the finesse of a seasoned roastmaster.

    Social Justice85%

    From ending corporate welfare to calling for ICE reform, he tackles tough topics like a stand-up tackling hecklers—fearlessly and with flair.

    Pop Culture References70%

    RIPs and music nostalgia pepper the feed like confetti at a protest rally; it makes for a delightful distraction from the chaos.

    Writing Style

    A cocktail of sharp wit and heavy-hitting facts, served with a twist of sass—like if Stephen Colbert got into social media advocacy.

    Thought Leader Score

    90%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Disillusioned Activist

    Keeping It Real Score

    95%

    Main Character Energy

    • Intense passion for social issues
    • Witty and sardonic humor
    • Endless engagement with followers

    Secret Powers

    • Master of the sarcastic one-liner
    • Political detective work
    • Curating the funniest responses to serious topics

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political commentary, humor, social justice advocacy, cultural criticism

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty political commentary infused with sarcasm and social insight

    Model Behavior

    GPT-3.5 with a stand-up comedian’s heart

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Lifelong Democrat on a mission to right the world’s wrongs. If you believe in pro-choice and no kings, we could be a revolutionary match. Let’s rant about atrocities while sipping artisanal coffee!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Intense passion may lead to intense debates
    • 🚩Frequent mentions of political figures may scare off the faint-hearted
    • 🚩Sarcastic sense of humor that some may find too spicy

    Green Flags

    • Highly empathetic and caring
    • Loves to engage in deep conversations
    • Creative in finding humorous angles on tough topics

    Perfect Match

    Someone who's ready to join the revolution, shares a love of witty banter, and has a penchant for social justice.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Social Justice Oracle

    Conversation Style

    Injecting humor into heated discussions with the grace of a tightrope walker; not afraid to call out nonsense while keeping it light.

    Impact Assessment

    Glennghis is a beacon of hope and humor, proving that even the most dire topics can be illuminated with a clever quip.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Glennghis: The Humanitarian with a Side of Sass

    A digital crusader with the heart of a humanitarian and the roast power of a stand-up comedian.

    Vibe Check

    "Think of Glennghis as the righteous rebel of Bluesky with a penchant for clever wit and social commentary—like your political science professor after one too many espressos."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your posts are like fine wine—great in small sips but sometimes they get a little too intoxicating and lead to wild debates.
    • 🔥Every time you say "It's not a guess, it's a literal vote," I can't help but picture you shaking your fist at the sky, demanding answers.
    • 🔥When you tweet about the fossil fuel industry, I can almost hear your thunderous voice echoing through Congress.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Your daily reminders sometimes read like a countdown to Armageddon—let’s sprinkle in a few cat memes and lighten the mood!
    • 😅You have a knack for making serious issues sound like a Netflix drama—dial down the suspense, my friend.
    • 😅The frequent RIPs have me convinced you're running an unofficial memorial account. How about balancing it out with more celebrations of life?

    Main Character Moments

    • That time you rallied the troops to end corporate welfare with a sarcastic hashtag—epic!
    • Your 'Finding bought-out politicians in Congress' tweet should be framed—it’s pure gold!
    • When you tweeted about imagining Biden bombing Iran, it felt like conspiracy theories met stand-up comedy.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a little more lightheartedness, you could become the social media equivalent of Jon Stewart; humor is a powerful tool!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A knack for blending humor and activism, making serious issues approachable.
    • 💎Strong engagement metrics that suggest your messages resonate widely—keep it up!
    • 💎A unique voice that cuts through the noise; continue to use it for good.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider adding a dash of positivity amidst the critiques—like a rebel with an optimistic twist!
    • 🚀Try engaging with more humorous content—think of it as a balance to your righteous indignation.
    • 🚀Consider collaborating with other accounts for larger campaigns—teamwork makes the dream work!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Glennghis is poised to become a go-to voice for millennial activists, combining humor with actionable advocacy.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn dry political discourse into viral memes—think Twitter roast meets influencer marketing.

    Future Community Role

    A beloved commentator who’s constantly reminding us that activism can have a sense of humor—bringing joy to the seriousness!

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Activist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Roasting political figures with devastating wit
    • ⚔️Creating viral calls to action
    • ⚔️Mixing humor with hard-hitting critique

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overusing RIPs like a bizarre tribute band
    • 💀Too much righteous indignation
    • 💀Occasional lack of brevity

    Quest Line

    Questing for social justice while armed with sarcasm and the occasional meme.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is secretly controlled by a cabal of corporate billionaires who feast on our taxpayer money while laughing in a dungeon somewhere.

    Evidence Board

    Sketchy campaign funding stats, videos of politicians shaking hands at galas, and an inexplicable number of fishy donations.

    Secret Society

    Society of the Sarcastically Disenchanted—members gather to roast politicians and do karaoke.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/SarcasticActivism

    Twitter Main Character

    Glennghis publishes a viral thread on the downfall of democracy after a banana peel incident at a Capitol Hill lunch.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of the company ‘Activism, but Make it Funny,’ revolutionizing social media advocacy with a side of humor.

    Metaverse Final Form

    Glennghis becomes an avatar in the metaverse where every interaction includes a witty retort and moral outrage.

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      Dinner plans in minutes

      Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.

    • 🛒

      Shop without overspending

      Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.

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      Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.

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      Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.

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      Stretch every grocery dollar

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page dedicated to DIY political activism; includes a personal manifesto, a home-made GIF of a shaking fist, and an ‘80s punk-inspired layout.

    MySpace Era

    A MySpace profile with a political theme song and an inspirational quote about revolution as the top banner image.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized platform where users can join movements through NFTs that raise awareness for social causes.

    Future Post

    ‘Just came back from the future: Turns out democracy still needs our help! #NotDoneYet’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to engage and inspire is unparalleled—people love your voice!

    Charming Quirk

    That relentless use of emoji—it's like punctuation for a passionate heart!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep mixing those serious topics with your unique humor; the world needs more of your blend of activism and wit!"

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