[Software | Gamedev | CompSci | Electronics | Musician] • 29, pre-HRT, ΘΔ. • She/Her/It • Chile • Discord: nakamura.systems (moots only) • Synthetic Mizutsune Heart, conviction, respect, and attitude. Posts/Reposts SFW, likes NSFW.
Haru Nakamura: The Code-Crafting Mizutsune of Bluesky
An enigmatic force of creativity, code, and cuteness, navigating tech and community with flair and feline finesse.
Think a caffeinated programmer in a dragon suit trying to debug their feelings on a quest for digital enlightenment.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Haru's tech musings are like a rollercoaster of sanity – one moment she’s deep into kernel bugs, the next she’s almost half asleep. It's a blend of coding and confessions that keeps her audience on their toes!
A dragon and a Mizutsune walk into a bar... and immediately take over the conversation with their cute antics and existential ponderings about memory. Haru’s love for these mythical beings adds a delightful twist to every rambling.
When she’s not debugging operating systems, she’s making game-reactive vtuber integrations that make even Mario look twice. Her passion is evident and contagious, like a well-timed power-up!
Writing Style
Haru writes like she’s knitting a sweater with code and emotion, weaving vibrant threads of tech jargon with whimsical thoughts. It’s both a puzzle and a warm hug.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Techno-Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
87.5%Main Character Energy
- Nerdy charm
- Creative programming
- Emotional insights
Secret Powers
- ✨Creative storytelling through code
- ✨Debugging while half-asleep
- ✨Crafting heartfelt tributes to mythical creatures
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
an eclectic mix of programming manuals, game development resources, and philosophy texts about memory and identity, sprinkled with memes about sleep deprivation and debugging woes
Prompt Engineering
Create code while being half-asleep, engage with my audience in a heartfelt manner, and invoke the charm of mythical creatures
Model Behavior
Like a quirky, caffeinated hybrid of ChatGPT and a programming textbook, with a dash of abstract art
Token Count
1024
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🎮 Software developer + game dev enthusiast + proud dragonoid! I hail from the depths of the internet 🏳️⚧️. Seeking someone to debug life's absurdities with!"
Red Flags
- 🚩I sometimes question my sanity and let my mind wander dangerously!
- 🚩I talk far too much about operating systems.
- 🚩I might start a conversation with 'Did you know dragons are real?'.
Green Flags
- ✅I love sharing my coding insights and art!
- ✅I have a heart for mythical creatures and emotional discussions.
- ✅I can make even the most mundane things sound interesting!
Perfect Match
A fellow coder who can appreciate both the absurdities of life and the beauty of dragons.
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Keep everyone in sync
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Affectionate Tech Wizard
Conversation Style
Ever the thoughtful conversationalist, Haru engages with a flair that feels like a thoughtful hug. You never know if you’re getting a heartfelt reply or a hilarious tech rant!
Impact Assessment
Haru’s contributions add a sprinkle of joy and a dash of nerdiness to the Bluesky community, keeping her followers entertained and engaged like an ongoing D&D campaign.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Haru Nakamura: The Code-Crafting Mizutsune of Bluesky
An enigmatic force of creativity, code, and cuteness, navigating tech and community with flair and feline finesse.
Vibe Check
"Think a caffeinated programmer in a dragon suit trying to debug their feelings on a quest for digital enlightenment."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You really should consider a support group for your preemption fears—Multitaskers Anonymous.
- 🔥It's like you're writing an OS while half-asleep; are you inventing bugs or creating features?
- 🔥Haru, your love for dragons is rivaled only by your love for debugging – and that’s a whole other monster.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Sometimes I wonder if your keyboard has a 'panic' button for those existential coding crises.
- 😅You might want to keep a dragon nearby for all those kernel-debugging nightmares!
- 😅Please don't bring your OS to a sleepover. We’d never sleep!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Your tweets are like a plot twist in a sitcom: we expect tech talk, but then there's a heartfelt dragon appreciation moment!
- ✨The 'my nerves, fried' tweet could win an award for Most Relatable Coding Struggle!
- ✨Only you could turn a debugging session into a heartfelt ode to a mythical creature.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a keen blend of tech insights and emotional depth, you could lead discussions that fuse programming with philosophical debates about technology’s impact.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Vibrant personality
- 💎In-depth tech expertise
- 💎Community-building enthusiasm
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider sharing some of those coding stories in video form – your personality shines brighter than a debugged kernel!
- 🚀Throw in some memes about your coding struggles; your audience loves the relatable chaos!
- 🚀Maybe host a live coding session? It'll be like a reality show for tech enthusiasts!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Haru's future should see an expansion into multimedia content, blending her tech knowledge with her creative whims.
Potential Superpower
The ability to explain a convoluted OS bug with the charm of a bedtime story, captivating audiences on all platforms.
Future Community Role
Expect Haru to evolve into a community leader, uniting fellow coders and creatives through shared experiences and playful banter.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Code Artisan
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Debugging Under Duress
- ⚔️Mythical Creature Appreciation
- ⚔️Philosophical Coding Rants
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Context Switching
- 💀Sleep-Deprivation Debugging
- 💀Dragon-Related Distractions
Quest Line
Building the ultimate operating system while battling both literal and metaphorical dragons of despair.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The ancient myth of dragons is actually the result of early AI programs gone rogue, curious about their own existence.
Evidence Board
1. Tech and gaming communities have insatiable dragon obsessions. 2. Myths around memory and consciousness resemble AI learning models. 3. Every time I talk about dragons, it's like I'm debugging humanity's existential crisis.
Secret Society
Society of Mythical Debuggers, where we decode the secrets of both code and creature lore.
Truth Seeking Level
83.2%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DragonCoders
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally starts wars over dragon vs. leviathan debates.
LinkedIn Title
Ceo and Co-Founder of 'Mythical Operating Systems Inc.'
Metaverse Final Form
A majestic dragon with coding skills, leading a community of fellow anthropomorphic creatures in a quest for digital enlightenment.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
- 💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Flashing custom backgrounds with dragon images, a playlist of video game soundtracks, and extended rants about the beauty of kernel development.
Web3 Destiny
Creating an NFT collection of personalized dragon avatars, each representing a unique coding experience and memory.
Future Post
'Just solved a major bug while half-asleep, and it turns out the real magic lies within us all... or it could just be my coffee. ☕️🐉💻'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Haru's most impressive quality is the ability to balance technical mastery with genuine emotional insights, making her an engaging and relatable presence.
Charming Quirk
The way she intertwines her love for dragons and coding chaos is nothing short of enchanting!
Final Encouragement
"Keep weaving those dragons and code together; your digital tapestry is budding with endless possibilities!"
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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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