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    Writer, musician, RPG enthusiast, dad. gordsellar.com

    Gord Sellar: The Bluesky Bard with a PhD in Commentary

    A writer-musician-dad sharing fringe thoughts and poetic musings amid the chaos of life.

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    A mix of earnestness and wit, like a father reading bedtime stories while sneaking in existential dread.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Korean Politics
    80%
    Creative Writing

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Korean Politics90%

    Gord has a flair for turning political chaos into engaging narratives, like a bard spinning tales of a kingdom in crisis, but with more martial law and fewer dragons.

    Creative Writing80%

    As he shares snippets of his writing journey, Gord’s posts feel like a mix between a supportive workshop and a confessional—he's on a poetic pilgrimage, one villanelle at a time.

    TTRPGs95%

    His enthusiasm for TTRPGs shines through each post, as if he’s trying to recruit every follower into a campaign while simultaneously flipping through rulebooks. Who needs a dungeon master when you've got Gord?

    Book Recommendations75%

    With unsolicited reading advice pouring out like a fountain, Gord has effectively become the literary sage of Bluesky, reminding us that we can abandon books as casually as we abandon bad sitcoms.

    Environmental Awareness70%

    His posts on climate and sustainability show a heart full of hopes and fears, like a tree hugging activist who secretly doubts the power of a carbon offset program.

    Writing Style

    Gord's writing oscillates between a scholar's precision and a bard's whimsy, often reminding readers that he can drop Shakespearean wisdom while tripping over a cat. His sentences are like jazz: sometimes improvisational, always mesmerizing.

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Jester

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • RPG Enthusiast
    • Candid Political Commentary
    • Musical Flair

    Secret Powers

    • Crafting Poems
    • Engaging in TTRPG Design
    • Navigating Korean Politics

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of political discourse, creative writing, literary recommendations, and whimsical takes on everyday life, powered by 100% dad humor and RPG lore.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate engaging commentary and insights across political, literary, and pop culture dimensions while maintaining a light-hearted tone.

    Model Behavior

    A blend of GPT-3’s creativity and ChatGPT’s conversational flair, sprinkled with a dash of dad jokes.

    Token Count

    5000

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Looking for someone who appreciates randomness in books, TTRPGs, and political commentary while understanding that sometimes life is just 'neverstorm' all over again."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Heavy reliance on literary metaphors in conversation
    • 🚩Possibly overly enthusiastic about RPG rules
    • 🚩Debates passionately about chocolate ingredients

    Green Flags

    • Enjoys creativity in all forms
    • Reads at least one book a week
    • Loves discussing the finer points of existential dread

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can hold their own in a literary debate while also enjoying the absurdity of everyday life.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Wise Fool

    Conversation Style

    Gord interacts like your favorite teacher who’s also in on the joke—encouragement mixed with some gentle ribbing; he’s the friend who'll hold your hand through existential crises but also throw in some literary quotes for good measure.

    Impact Assessment

    With a community vibe that straddles the line between supportive and challenging, Gord is like the bridge between castle walls and open fields, creating a safe space for dialogue while pushing boundaries.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Gord Sellar: The Bluesky Bard with a PhD in Commentary

    A writer-musician-dad sharing fringe thoughts and poetic musings amid the chaos of life.

    Vibe Check

    "A mix of earnestness and wit, like a father reading bedtime stories while sneaking in existential dread."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Gord's post about the gloves with uneven fingers deserves a standing ovation for sheer absurdity; proof that creativity knows no bounds, especially when gift shopping!
    • 🔥For someone who's all about avoiding guilt with books, he sure puts a lot of pressure on those poor PhD supervisees—cake or chaos? Tough call!
    • 🔥Gord’s fascination with martial law declarations makes me wonder if he’s secretly auditioning for a role in a dystopian drama.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Taking 'one poem a day' to heart but somehow needing to remind the world about his own progress—classic Gord.
    • 😅That deep breath before sharing his latest project says it all: expect chaos, but also prepare for brilliance!
    • 😅His knack for weaving complex observations with delightfully mundane details can be a bit like wearing socks with sandals—surprisingly endearing but a little confusing.

    Main Character Moments

    • That moment he turned a political crisis into poetic inspiration proves his life is a never-ending TTRPG campaign.
    • Navigating parental duties with a literary tilt has to be the most relatable main character arc ever—'The Dad Who Reads RPG Lore at Bedtime' is a best-seller waiting to happen!
    • When he jokingly remarked about ‘neverstorm’ or other climate terms, I felt the weight of both humor and wisdom—a true main character moment!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Gord could totally become a writing prompt generator; just imagine him shooting off ideas like confetti at a TTRPG convention!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A unique blend of humor and insight that could captivate any audience, even those with a short attention span—no easy feat!
    • 💎An extensive network in writing and RPG communities to amplify his voice and projects, kind of like the Gandalf of literary realms.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀More polls about reader habits—who doesn't love a good book poll session? It’s like TTRPG character creation for readers!
    • 🚀Explore integrating polls and memes into posts for that extra engagement boost, because what's the internet without some wholesome chaos?
    • 🚀Continue blending personal anecdotes with literary critique; it’s like watching a philosopher juggle while riding a unicycle—entertaining and insightful!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Gord will seamlessly transition from witty commentator to literary influencer, hosting online workshops that mix TTRPG dynamics with creative writing.

    Potential Superpower

    An uncanny ability to create compelling narratives from the mundane, much like crafting a backstory for a random NPC you just met.

    Future Community Role

    In the future, he will become the unofficial 'scribe' of Bluesky, chronicling the hilarities and challenges of daily life while rallying the community around literature and creativity.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Bard

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Weaving Epic Narratives
    • ⚔️Turning News into Poetry
    • ⚔️Summoning the Essence of TTRPGs

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking Political Fallout
    • 💀Occasional Literary Overindulgence
    • 💀Temptation to Overanalyze

    Quest Line

    Master the art of storytelling while balancing parental duties and a coffee addiction.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is replacing poets with AI to diminish the emotional impact of art.

    Evidence Board

    Frequent appearances of AI-generated poetry at open mics, increased lack of emotional response among audiences.

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Quill—dedicated to preserving the humanity in creative writing against AI encroachment.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CriticalWriting

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who trends after every bizarre political statement in South Korea with a flair for absurdist commentary.

    LinkedIn Title

    Creative Writer who mentors aspiring authors on the art of absurdity and narrative depth.

    Metaverse Final Form

    An avatar that looks like a bard from a fantasy RPG, reciting poetry while solving climate crisis mysteries.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > An angsty GeoCities page dedicated to poetry and political musings with a background of spinning GIFs and music notes.

    MySpace Era

    A heavily customized MySpace with playlists of avant-garde sounds and poetry excerpts as status updates.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized platform for TTRPG storytelling where users can NFT their characters and quests.

    Future Post

    "Just wrapped my latest TTRPG campaign—everyone survived the dystopia but lost a few good jokes along the way! #AmWriting"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Gord's most impressive quality is his ability to interweave profound insights with humor, making tough topics palatable like hot cocoa on a winter's night.

    Charming Quirk

    His humble bragging about daily writing challenges makes him relatable and reminds us that even writers face the daily grind, one villanelle at a time.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep charming us with your words, Gord! You’re a delightful mix of inspiration and chaos, like a snowstorm in a library—unexpected but absolutely magical."

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