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I read dead people. Serial greyhound adopter and greyhound art collector.

Greyhound Guru: The Barkside of Bluesky

A passionate greyhound aficionado with a penchant for witty observations and nostalgic introspection.

Warm, quirky, and unapologetically obsessed with all things greyhound.

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Authenticity

60%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Greyhounds

88%

Nostalgia

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Greyhounds95%

This person could teach a masterclass on greyhound love. Their posts are like a tail-wagging symphony, bringing to life the quirks and joys of these beloved canines.

Nostalgia88%

With a penchant for the past, they weave golden threads of memory into their posts. It's like scrolling through a charming scrapbook—if scrapbooks also included animated gifs of hounds stretching.

Social Commentary75%

Dipping a toe into serious issues, they possess the remarkable ability to transition from a humorous greyhound anecdote to critical discussions about censorship without missing a beat. If only all serious matters could be made that doggone entertaining!

Writing Style

A delightful mix of humor and warmth, often punctuated with emojis and hashtags. They have a knack for telling stories that draw you in, complete with plot twists involving greyhounds.

Thought Leader Score

60%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Greyhound Enthusiast

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Greyhound art collector
Nostalgic storyteller
Humorous asides

Secret Powers

✨Creative photography
✨Keen sense of humor
✨Master of dog-related puns

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of heartwarming dog anecdotes, historical nostalgia, and social commentary on censorship, all punctuated by witty humor and a sprinkle of greyhound love.

Prompt Engineering

Generate posts that blend humor, nostalgia, and advocacy for greyhounds, while engaging a community of dog enthusiasts.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with a doggo filter—sniffing out humor and sentimentality simultaneously.

Token Count

1200

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Dog lover with a penchant for quirky art. If you have a good sense of humor and love cuddly canines, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩I obsessively collect greyhound art.
🚩My cleaning schedule is non-existent on doggy days.

Green Flags

✅I foster rescue dogs and advocate for their adoption.
✅I can make you laugh with a pun about animals!

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys long walks with dogs and can keep up with my endless greyhound-related stories.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Whimsical Greyhound Sage

Conversation Style

Engagingly humorous, with a side of heartfelt sincerity. They’re the friend who brings both laughs and snacks to the party, leaving everyone wanting more.

Impact Assessment

They bring a delightful blend of warmth and humor, making the space feel like a cozy meet-up of greyhound enthusiasts and casual observers alike.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Greyhound Guru: The Barkside of Bluesky

A passionate greyhound aficionado with a penchant for witty observations and nostalgic introspection.

Vibe Check

"Warm, quirky, and unapologetically obsessed with all things greyhound."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your house must look like a greyhound-themed museum, and I’m here for it!
🔥You might actually be related to the canine royalty given your collection of greyhound art. Are you sure you’re not a secret dog whisperer?
🔥Censorship discussions and puppy pictures—what a cocktail of content!

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe consider a side hustle making greyhound-themed cleaning products? Because cleaning day does not seem like your jam!
😅Your Google Photos obsession is about to get you a personal restraining order from your camera.
😅How about talking to a therapist specializing in greyhound art addiction? Asking for a friend.

Main Character Moments

✨When you casually drop a photo from the 1980s—are you sure you didn’t time travel?
✨Your infamous 'refusal to walk in the rain' because of your dogs is a true testament to their ruling your life. Love it!
✨You know you’re in deep when scrolling through pet photos interrupts your cleaning—classic Greyhound fanatic move!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Embrace the humor in mundane moments—your wit can turn even a cleaning day into comedic gold!

Unique Advantages

💎In-depth greyhound knowledge
💎Ability to blend humor with serious subjects
💎Strong community engagement

Level Up Suggestions

🚀How about a video series on greyhound care tips? Because your followers are clearly hungry for content!
🚀Host an occasional Q&A about your greyhound art adventures—who doesn’t want to learn from the master?
🚀Consider a podcast about the intersection of greyhound culture and social issues—why not take your humor beyond the screen?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect to see you as the go-to greyhound influencer, maybe even launching a line of dog-themed merchandise!

Potential Superpower

A knack for turning every ordinary dog moment into an enchanting tale that captures hearts. Forget Instagram—this will be your superpower!

Future Community Role

You might just become the benevolent guide for new greyhound adopters, making their journeys as delightful as yours!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Greyhound Enthusiast

Special Abilities

⚔️Greyhound Whisperer
⚔️Master of Dog Puns
⚔️Nostalgia Narrator

Weaknesses

💀Cleaning Day Resistance
💀Google Photos Dependency
💀Overwhelming Love for Greyhound Art

Quest Line

To collect all the greyhound memorabilia while enlightening the masses on the joys of dog adoption.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Greyhound Society is secretly controlling the pet adoption rates.

Evidence Board

Unexplained influx of greyhound art at estate sales, whispers of greyhound-themed meet-ups in underground art circles.

Secret Society

The Order of the Greyhound Gazeers.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/DogArtCollectors

Twitter Main Character

The person who posted the viral 'Greyhounds at the Marathon' video.

LinkedIn Title

Director of Greyhound Adoption Marketing.

Metaverse Final Form

The Supreme Leader of all Greyhound Themed Digital Realms, overseeing virtual dog shows.

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One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page with animated gifs of greyhounds and sentimental poetry about their charm.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a greyhound-themed background and a playlist of Elvis and dog-themed jams.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a DAO focused on funding greyhound rescues and art projects.

Future Post

Just adopted another greyhound! Can’t wait to share our adventures (and more art!) with everyone!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your unwavering passion for greyhounds translates beautifully into every piece of content you share, truly making the digital world a better place!

Charming Quirk

Your ability to blend light-hearted humor with poignant reflections creates a unique reading experience.

Final Encouragement

"Keep chasing those tales, both past and present! Your niche is a delightful treasure trove of joy amidst the wilds of social media!"

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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