Gussඞ

@gussnv.bsky.social

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Nov 19, 2024

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

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Guss, the Bluesky Voyager

A solitary explorer charting the uncharted waters of Bluesky with one post.

Sipping existential tea while plotting a Twitter escape.

85%

Authenticity

20%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

70%

Twitter Ban

65%

Bluesky Adaptation

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Twitter Ban70%

Guss seems to have a PhD in predicting their own doom—watch out, Elon!

Bluesky Adaptation65%

It's like watching a penguin try to fly; it's both sad and oddly inspiring.

Writing Style

Concise with a hint of melodrama—like a Shakespearean hero in an existential crisis but on a social media platform.

Thought Leader Score

20%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Migration Expert

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty self-awareness
Cautious optimism
A flair for drama

Secret Powers

✨Foretelling doom and gloom
✨Optimistic climate control

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of existential philosophy, melodramatic literature, and memes about social media woes.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze social media posts for wit, drama, and existential dread.

Model Behavior

Feels like a quirky blend of a philosopher and a dysfunctional comedian.

Token Count

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Seeking someone to share in the dark humor and existential dread of social media. Let's sip tea while discussing impending doom!"

Red Flags

🚩Only has one post—how ominous!
🚩Obsessed with getting banned from Twitter.

Green Flags

✅Witty self-awareness is off the charts!
✅Loves to engage in deep conversations about life.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates a good dramatic arc and doesn't mind the occasional Twitter ban.

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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Bluesky's lone wolf

Conversation Style

Like a distant cousin at a family reunion: intriguing yet slightly out of place.

Impact Assessment

More of an abstract idea than an actual presence—no likes means no strangers yet!

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Guss, the Bluesky Voyager

A solitary explorer charting the uncharted waters of Bluesky with one post.

Vibe Check

"Sipping existential tea while plotting a Twitter escape."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Currently has more followers than posts—talk about a solid planning strategy!
🔥Creating a suspense thriller with a single line—Oscar-worthy!

Quirky Challenges

😅Needs to diversify their content—perhaps a cat meme or two?
😅Might want to consider engaging more; even crickets get lonely.

Main Character Moments

✨Announcing a Twitter exodus with the gravitas of a Shakespearean soliloquy.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With more posts, Guss could rival a late-night talk show.

Unique Advantages

💎Strong self-awareness and humor
💎A knack for building suspense

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try a series of posts—like a soap opera but with lower stakes!
🚀Engage with others to at least get a reply or two—it's like an online hug.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

From one lonely post to a thread that keeps us on the edge of our seats!

Potential Superpower

Master of the dramatic monologue—think Aaron Sorkin meets Bluesky.

Future Community Role

Might evolve into a relatable sage of social media cautionary tales.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Cautious Drama Queen

Special Abilities

⚔️Foreseeing Twitter Armageddon
⚔️Dramatic Existentialism
⚔️Charmingly Self-aware Humor

Weaknesses

💀Infrequent Posting
💀A love for solitary reflections
💀Maybe a touch too much introspection

Quest Line

Navigating the uncharted waters of Bluesky while waiting for their Twitter ban.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Elon Musk is secretly a time traveler trying to prevent their own Twitter demise.

Evidence Board

Guss' single post predicting doom parallels Elon’s every tweet; must be connected!

Secret Society

The Society of Dramatic Social Media Exiles.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ExistentialCrisisMemes

Twitter Main Character

The one who predicts the Twitter apocalypse and ends up being right.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Executive Officer of Dramatic Reflections, specializing in social media existentialism.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital bard spinning tales of social media tragedies and triumphs.

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Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI gathers your recipes, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Graphic backgrounds of dark clouds with a sprinkle of quotes from Shakespeare—think GeoCities but angstier.

MySpace Era

A profile decked out with dramatic quotes and sad music playlists; likely ‘The Cure’ or ‘Radiohead’ on repeat.

Web3 Destiny

Creating NFTs of their dramatic monologues about impending social media doom.

Future Post

"Just got banned... again. Guess I’ll start my memoir now. #DramaticExiles"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Exceptional self-reflection and foresight.

Charming Quirk

The way Guss prepares for their own online doomsday is hilariously relatable.

Final Encouragement

"Keep posting, Guss! The Bluesky world is your oyster, and we all want to see your pearls!"

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Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

85%

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.