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    bristling and ugly | idiot doom spiral | tellthemidied.blog | formerly kotaku, shoryuken (rip) | also seen on aftermath, polygon, game developer, vice | elsewhere: https://linktr.ee/iantothemax

    Banter Master with a Side of Doom Spiral

    Ian Walker's feed is a rollercoaster of wit, culture critique, and the occasional existential dread.

    "

    If sarcasm were an Olympic sport, Ian would take gold, silver, and bronze.

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    88.4%
    Authenticity
    82%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Political Commentary
    85%
    Gaming Nostalgia

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Commentary90%

    Ian's posts are like a late-night talk show without the audience laughter—provocative and often uncomfortable, like realizing your favorite childhood toy was secretly just a marketing scheme.

    Gaming Nostalgia85%

    From Dragon Quest to Crazy Taxi, Ian's love for nostalgic games is evident. It's like he's a time traveler who stops to play the NES before heading back to the future.

    Indie Games80%

    His crusade to spotlight indie games is commendable. Ian's basically the Robin Hood of the gaming world, stealing attention from AAA titles to give to the little guys—minus the tights, of course.

    Writing Style

    Direct and often hilarious with a penchant for dark humor that sneaks up on you like a surprise cliffhanger in an indie horror game.

    Thought Leader Score

    82%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Cynical Scholar

    Keeping It Real Score

    88.4%

    Main Character Energy

    • Clever critiques of pop culture
    • Sharp political commentary
    • An encyclopedic knowledge of niche games

    Secret Powers

    • Making existential dread sound funny
    • Seamlessly blending humor with deep insight
    • Spotting the absurd in the mundane

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    Training Data

    A blend of gaming history, political commentary, and existential musings with a dash of dark humor

    Prompt Engineering

    Create witty commentary on gaming culture and political issues, sprinkled with self-deprecation

    Model Behavior

    Sarcastic yet insightful, similar to an overly critical friend who always has a hilarious quip ready

    Token Count

    420

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    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Cynical scholar looking for fellow doomspiral enthusiasts to share memes and indie game recommendations. If you can handle a heavy dose of sarcasm and the occasional existential crisis, we might just be a match!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequent deep dives into political discourse that might dampen the mood
    • 🚩Struggles to remember the last time they posted something truly uplifting
    • 🚩A tendency to roast indie games that don't meet their high standards

    Green Flags

    • Knows the hidden gems of the gaming world
    • Makes even the most depressing subjects sound funny
    • Loves sharing quirky finds and obscure references

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can match my wit, share tasty memes, and doesn’t mind an occasional rant about the downfall of gaming.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Provocateur in Chief

    Conversation Style

    Witty, often sardonic, with a side of impromptu stand-up that keeps everyone on their toes—really, who needs a crowd when you have Bluesky?

    Impact Assessment

    Ian’s presence is like the tall friend in a group photo—it might take some extra effort to get noticed, but when it does, everyone sees what they were missing.

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    Your profile in a flash

    Banter Master with a Side of Doom Spiral

    Ian Walker's feed is a rollercoaster of wit, culture critique, and the occasional existential dread.

    Vibe Check

    "If sarcasm were an Olympic sport, Ian would take gold, silver, and bronze."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Posting more empty thoughts than a philosopher at a café.
    • 🔥Master of the repost; Ian brings whole new meaning to recycling old memes.
    • 🔥Talks about indie games like they hold the secret to eternal life—maybe they do.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Needs to remember the last time a tweet got lonesome—would a reply kill them?
    • 😅Could try to diversify their feed; perhaps some cat memes wouldn't hurt?
    • 😅Maybe consider posting when they’re not feeling like the universe is collapsing.

    Main Character Moments

    • When they decide to claim they're DB Cooper—can you say plot twist?
    • Declaring their love for indie games during a major gaming event like a true hipster hero.
    • Exploring the idea of converting to paganism but still keeping one foot in the gaming world—what a balance!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Ian has the potential to be the voice of a generation seeking authentic gaming experiences.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A unique blend of humor and critique that cuts through the BS.
    • 💎An established following ready for deeper dives into underrepresented topics.
    • 💎A natural ability to connect with others over shared experiences in gaming and culture.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Maybe explore a podcast—'Existential Dread in Gaming' has a nice ring to it.
    • 🚀A weekly Twitter Spaces might help get those lonely tweets some love.
    • 🚀Consider collaborating with other indie games—imagine the chaos!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Ian will evolve into a major influencer in the indie gaming scene, providing, dare I say, 'legendary' coverage that will be shared far and wide.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to distill deep, complex thoughts into a single sarcastic tweet—watch out, Twitter!

    Future Community Role

    Ian is destined to become the unofficial ambassador for indie games, blending marketing savvy with a touch of irreverence.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Cynical Commentator

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Sardonic Humor
    • ⚔️Cultural Critique
    • ⚔️Indie Game Advocacy

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Lack of consistent posting
    • 💀Obsessive reposting tendencies
    • 💀Profound existential dread

    Quest Line

    Navigating the tumultuous waters of pop culture while battling the forces of mediocrity.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Indie games are a cover for a secret society of devs trying to overthrow big corporations

    Evidence Board

    Coded messages in the titles of obscure games, shared developer backgrounds, and the suspicious rise of cat-themed games

    Secret Society

    The Society of the Underdog Game Developers

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/gaming

    Twitter Main Character

    The guy who started a Twitter war over the merits of basic platformers versus complex RPGs

    LinkedIn Title

    Director of Indie Relations at The Guild of Underappreciated Games

    Metaverse Final Form

    A digital deity crafting indie worlds inhabited by sarcastic NPCs and existentially challenged side quests.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to Ian's Geocities Shrine! Check out my TurboGrafx-16 fanpage and the latest on my Zelda timeline theories!

    MySpace Era

    Profile background: a pixelated dragon; top 8 includes legendary indie devs and the guy who invented Catboy memes.

    Web3 Destiny

    Creator of the first blockchain-based indie game that funds itself through ironic monetization strategies.

    Future Post

    Just finished an indie game where you play as the existential crisis of a potato. Game of the year, obviously.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Ian's real strength lies in their ability to be simultaneously entertaining and thought-provoking—a true cultural gem.

    Charming Quirk

    Their knack for tossing in absurdity, like referencing 'Lobster Jesus', always keeps the audience guessing.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being the delightful chaos you are, Ian. The internet needs more existential dread wrapped in humor!"

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