web dev • guitar noob 🎸 • she/her • 🏳️🌈
With only two posts, Jasmin has mastered the art of making a splash without getting her feet wet.
A delightful mix of quirk and calm, like a cat napping in a sunbeam.
"Your content DNA, decoded
With only a casual mention, Jasmin's ability to embed coding lingo into everyday chatter is like finding a potato in a sea of French fries—unexpected and oddly satisfying!
Her journey as a guitar noob is refreshingly relatable; it's like watching a toddler take their first wobbly steps on a skateboard—full of promise and a hint of danger!
Using a colorful bio that shouts 'I'm here, I’m queer, and I love to code!' adds a delightful flair, like sprinkles on a cupcake, making her stand out even more.
Minimalist with a touch of whimsy; it's like she’s a haiku poet in a world of tweet-length essays—pure elegance!
Your online personality exposed
The Elusive Guru
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
A mix of coding tutorials, guitar lesson videos, LGBTQ+ advocacy, and cat memes.
Generate insightful and cute content that balances coding with musical aspirations, and sprinkle in a bit of humor.
ChatGPT with a love for HTML and strumming
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tokensYour profile in swipe-speak
"Looking for someone who loves web development and can tolerate my guitar practice (I swear I’ll get better!). If you can laugh at my coding puns and sing along to bad karaoke, we might just be a match! 🎸🌈"
A fellow coder/musician who enjoys late-night meme sessions and spontaneous sing-alongs.
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Your social vibe analysis
Mysterious Newbie
Jasmin seems to post like a ninja—quietly lurking, then striking with a zinger about fishing on the web.
Her presence is like that catchy background song that you can't quite place; it's there, and it's delightful!
Your profile in a flash
With only two posts, Jasmin has mastered the art of making a splash without getting her feet wet.
"A delightful mix of quirk and calm, like a cat napping in a sunbeam."
The saucy details
Your character progression
If Jasmin can find her voice in the social media jungle, she could easily transition from the quiet coder to the Beyoncé of Bluesky!
Your future, decoded
Look out for an eventual meme about her guitar struggles—complete with a how-to code page!
The ability to create engaging content with the most minimal effort—like a Zen master of Bluesky!
As she grows, she might evolve into the go-to meme generator for web-dev and guitar fails!
If life was an RPG...
Elusive Guru
To master both the fretboard and the coding board, all while becoming a beacon of queerness and creativity in the web!
Your conspiracy detector
HTTP is actually an acronym for 'Highly Trained Paranormal Webmasters'—they're out there, manipulating our online experiences!
Post frequency aligns with lunar cycles; web development trends correlate with the number of cats online—it's all connected!
The Society of Code and Chords—where programmers and musicians unite to create the ultimate jam sessions in virtual spaces!
Your variants across platforms
r/r/NoodlingAndNetworking—where guitarists and developers share tips on how to make music from code!
The coder-guitarist caught in a scandal over a meme that goes viral, attracting both love and trolls.
CEO of Strum and Code, a company teaching web development through guitar lessons, complete with a poncho and beret.
Ultimate web development guru in the metaverse, hosting jam sessions on virtual stages where the code writes itself.
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Your digital time warp
A custom profile filled with 8-bit musical notes, a top 8 that includes all her favorite coders and musicians, and a background that plays a catchy tune whenever visited.
Leading the charge in decentralized music sharing, where guitar lessons are tokenized and coded in a playful rhythm!
‘Just coded my first song: 'Hello World, Guitar Edition.' Still can't play it, but it sounds awesome in theory!
Wrapping up your story
Her ability to balance humor with authenticity is a breath of fresh air in an often chaotic timeline.
Just two posts in, and she’s already a Bluesky legend—Jasmin is basically a digital unicorn!
"Keep strumming, coding, and reeling in those followers; your next post could be the one that makes waves!"
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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