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@thesomething69.bsky.social

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Dec 2, 2024

Just a black cat with a tablet. Draws a lot of pecs and ass 🔞Minors get out (20 year old fetus) Aro-Ace For commissions: http://t.me/TheSomething69

The Purr-fectly Pec-tacular Bluesky Adventure

A black cat with a tablet is serving some serious sass and sensuality online.

Confidently chaotic with a sprinkle of artistic flair, this account is a playful romp through digital eccentricity.

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Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

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Art and Commissions

80%

Community Engagement

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Art and Commissions90%

In a world of endless scrolls, this cat boldly asks for commissions while flexing their pecs and artistic prowess. It’s like they’re running a charity for sexy, illustrated shenanigans, and I’m here for every rendering of feline fabulousness!

Community Engagement80%

This account is the lively spark in the Bluesky community, like the catnip of social media — a little wild and totally unpredictable! Whether it's playful banter or theatrical flair, this account knows how to keep the party going, or at least put everyone in stitches!

Personal Reflections65%

Their posts swing from relatable absurdity to deep artistic expression like a pendulum on a cat tree. One moment they're grabbing both gems and the next, pondering the significance of being 'really pent up.' Philosophical musings or just a whimsical take? You decide!

Writing Style

Quirky brevity with an infectious playfulness, akin to a cat batting around a ball of yarn. They pack a punch in every post, even if that punch is sometimes just to the gut with laughter. They mix emojis like they’re seasoning their favorite dish—generously!

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Mischievous Artist

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Sardonic humor
Bold erotic art
Cat-like curiosity

Secret Powers

✨Witty comebacks
✨Creative character design
✨Irresistible meme-making skills

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of internet meme culture, erotic art trends, and cat-related humor.

Prompt Engineering

Create witty, engaging, and sardonic commentary on artwork and social interactions.

Model Behavior

A blend of meme lord and quirky artist, oscillating between humor and deeper thoughts.

Token Count

420

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Just a chaotic artist on a quest for mischief and maybe some milk. If you can handle my sass and love for pecs, hit me up!"

Red Flags

🚩The occasional existential dread—don’t be alarmed, it’s just the artist life.
🚩Obsessed with both art and food—let’s say I might draw some very personal connections.

Green Flags

✅Witty comebacks guaranteed; life is too short for dull conversations.
✅A penchant for creativity—the only drama I want is in my sketches.

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate absurdity and bring their own flair to the table (or canvas).

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Sassy Artistic Rebel

Conversation Style

Engaging yet mischievous, they flirt with chaos while offering playful nudges—it's like being at a party with a cat that loves to trip you up just for fun!

Impact Assessment

Like a feline whisperer, they navigate community dynamics with a blend of sass and artistry, creating connections that are as unexpected as they are delightful.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Purr-fectly Pec-tacular Bluesky Adventure

A black cat with a tablet is serving some serious sass and sensuality online.

Vibe Check

"Confidently chaotic with a sprinkle of artistic flair, this account is a playful romp through digital eccentricity."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Occasional existential crises but still manages to post about cravings and commissions like it's a catnip dream.
🔥More cat puns than actual cat content—this could be a fur-tunately feline-focused feed!
🔥The only person who can both appreciate a bulge and deliver a roast faster than you can say "purr-fect!".

Quirky Challenges

😅Can we get a post without a playful jab or cheeky innuendo? Probably not, and honestly, who would want that?
😅Embrace your inner seductress outside of the Internet realm; we want to see art, not just artistic musings!
😅Try posting about your feelings without comparing them to food. It’s harder than it seems, I promise!

Main Character Moments

✨When they declared, "It's not a fuckin phase"—a heartfelt yet hilariously relatable proclamation we can all rally behind!
✨The time they confidently owned their aesthetic by claiming to be a 'black cat with a tablet.' A true vibe!
✨Unveiling their eldritch character while casually sipping milk—now that's a power move!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With that creativity and a flair for the dramatic, a TikTok or YouTube channel could be in your future! Imagine the cat-themed artsy chaos!

Unique Advantages

💎An uncanny ability to blend humor and artistry
💎A distinctly vibrant online personality that stands out like a cat in a dog park
💎The charm to turn even a mundane post into a work of art!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider exploring short-form videos to showcase your art process and personality—masterful chaos in motion!
🚀Branch out into themed art challenges; it could be like catnip for your followers!
🚀Collaborate with other creators for playful discourse—imagine an art roast battle!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A rise to social media stardom as the go-to creator for all things quirky and artsy—a true Bluesky influencer!

Potential Superpower

Turning mundane moments into meme-worthy content; every day will be your personal comic strip!

Future Community Role

A vibrant catalyst for creativity, inspiring others to embrace their inner weirdo while keeping the vibes fun! They might just become the glue of the community! But like, the cool, artsy kind.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Catstravaganza

Special Abilities

⚔️Sardonic Humor
⚔️Artistic Flair
⚔️Cat-like Curiosity

Weaknesses

💀Existential Crises
💀Overindulgence in Cat Puns
💀Compulsive Innuendos

Quest Line

Navigating the labyrinth of digital creativity while drawing pecs and ass like it’s an Olympic sport.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly run by cats posing as humans to control the world’s milk supply.

Evidence Board

Random cat sightings in important meetings, the prevalence of cat memes during political events, and my incessant cravings for milk.

Secret Society

The Society of Sassy Cats: We gather to plot and scheme, primarily over snacks and naps.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CatArtistry

Twitter Main Character

The one that sparked a debate over whether cats really understand human emotions (spoiler: they don't).

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Purr-fectly Pec-tacular Creations, where we make art that gets you purring with delight.

Metaverse Final Form

A chubby cat avatar going around dispensing artistic wisdom under a neon 'Meow or Never' sign.

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One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Interesting backgrounds with a multi-colored cursor and a shocking amount of Geocities glitter graphics.

MySpace Era

A top 8 filled with other furry artists and a customizable background of swirling colors and cat gifs.

Web3 Destiny

Tokenized art creations that could make you rich or just cat food dependent—who knows?

Future Post

‘2025: Still drawing pecs and ass, but now in VR—welcome to the cat’s meow!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

A commanding humor that makes every post sparkle, like catnip on a sunny day!

Charming Quirk

An insatiable craving for milk—truly, the heart and soul of their artistic journey.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being the audacious feline with a tablet, and remember: the world is your litter box—make some glorious mess!"

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Fekri

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.