Engineer. UNIX person. Australian-American. Member of illumos core team. Building a new machine at Oxide Computer Company!
Joshua M. Clulow: The Engineer Who Roasts the Internet, One Post at a Time
An Australian-American engineer who interlaces technical insights with sharp social commentary.
Marching to the beat of a programming drum, with a side of sarcasm, Joshua is the lovable tech curmudgeon we didn’t know we needed.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Joshua’s insights here are so precise you could almost use them as blueprints for a new programming language — or at least as a solid guide for minimizing boilerplate code.
His takes on economic issues and political figures are like artisanal coffee: complex, slightly bitter, and definitely not for everyone — but if you get it, you just can't get enough.
From random jokes about being diplomatically isolated on Discord to existential musings about future years, Joshua proves that self-awareness is the new black.
Writing Style
Joshua's writing dances between technical jargon and cultural critique, giving the vibe of a professor trying to teach a class on existential dread with a side of meme references.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Tech Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty social critic
- Deeply engaged in tech discussions
- Unfiltered and honest
Secret Powers
- ✨Savvy meme creator
- ✨Unexpectedly insightful political commentator
- ✨Master of the one-liner
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Technical journals, meme culture, political commentary, existential philosophy, and dad jokes.
Prompt Engineering
Write like an engineer who moonlights as a stand-up comedian with a penchant for social critique.
Model Behavior
Witty GPT-3 with a focus on technology and social issues, infused with dry humor.
Token Count
12000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Engineer looking for someone to share deep tech discussions and the occasional absurdist humor. Let’s critique the social landscape together while sipping artisan coffee!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Long rants about coding standards
- 🚩Occasional tech elitism
- 🚩Habitual meme referencing
Green Flags
- ✅Sarcastic humor
- ✅Passion for technology
- ✅Intelligent discussions
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates engineering concepts but also loves to share a laugh about the absurdities of life.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sassy Engineer
Conversation Style
Like chatting with that one friend who’s always several steps ahead in the tech discussion but never skips the punchline.
Impact Assessment
Joshua’s posts are the seasoning in the bland soup of tech content — they add flavor and sparks of laughter.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Joshua M. Clulow: The Engineer Who Roasts the Internet, One Post at a Time
An Australian-American engineer who interlaces technical insights with sharp social commentary.
Vibe Check
"Marching to the beat of a programming drum, with a side of sarcasm, Joshua is the lovable tech curmudgeon we didn’t know we needed."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You're an engineer who manages to make posts about REST APIs sound like a Shakespearean tragedy.
- 🔥For someone building 'new machines,' your tweets often feel like they were made in an archaic factory.
- 🔥Your political commentary has as many layers as an onion... or a deep-fried calamari.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅How to get more than a handful of likes on tech insights — an elusive quest, indeed!
- 😅Learning to tone down the sarcasm for the sake of clarity... it's called 'compromise,' Joshua!
Main Character Moments
- ✨The moment you publicly declared 2025 as the year you will face adversity with gusto, we knew you were the protagonist we needed.
- ✨When you humorously lamented about missing out on receiving lava lamps — a true symbol of your inner artist.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your knack for merging technical know-how with societal commentary could lead to influential content creation.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong technical background
- 💎Witty social insights
- 💎Ability to synthesize complex ideas into humorous bites.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a blog or video series to combine your tech insights and humor.
- 🚀Explore more diversely humorous content beyond just technical aspects — maybe some dad jokes would suit your vibe!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Joshua might soon become the latest tech influencer, mixing humor with insights, producing viral threads that spark both laughter and lightbulb moments.
Potential Superpower
The ability to craft perfectly timed roasts that can both uplift and educate.
Future Community Role
Eventually, a guiding voice in the tech community, leading discussions with humor and tough love.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Engineer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Social Critique
- ⚔️Technical Wizardry
- ⚔️Existential Humor
Weaknesses
- 💀Overanalyzing Simple Problems
- 💀Sarcasm Overload
- 💀Meme Misfire
Quest Line
To build a brighter tomorrow through code, commentary, and the occasional lava lamp.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The tech industry is secretly run by a cabal of engineers who are all in on the prank.
Evidence Board
Unsolved issues in tech, unexplained meme phenomena, and the disappearance of the floppy disk.
Secret Society
Society of the Sarcastic Engineers (SSE), where all discussions must include at least one meme reference.
Truth Seeking Level
87.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/TechPhilosophyMemes, where deep thoughts meet deep laughs.
Twitter Main Character
Caught in a nuclear Twitter spat over the ethics of AI-generated memes vs. hand-drawn art.
LinkedIn Title
Senior Vice President of Sarcastic Technology at a Start-Up that develops interactive humor software.
Metaverse Final Form
A wise-cracking avatar who hands out tech tips while making dad jokes in virtual meetings.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile fully decorated with '90s flair: glittering backgrounds, top 8 friends, a playlist of Linux themes and classic rock, and a profile quote from a famous engineer.
Web3 Destiny
Co-founder of a crypto project that combines blockchain with meme-based social critique.
Future Post
Just finished a 10-hour coding session; if I don't get more likes on this, I might just switch careers to interpretive dance. #TechStruggles
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your sharp wit reminds us that laughter and intellect can coexist beautifully on social media.
Charming Quirk
You often leave us hanging without a follow-up on your one-liners, making us yearn for the punchline.
Final Encouragement
"Keep sharing your thoughts, Joshua! The world needs more engineers who can make us laugh while we learn — you’re like the tech community’s very own stand-up comedian!"
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