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    Engineer. UNIX person. Australian-American. Member of illumos core team. Building a new machine at Oxide Computer Company!

    Joshua M. Clulow: The Engineer Who Roasts the Internet, One Post at a Time

    An Australian-American engineer who interlaces technical insights with sharp social commentary.

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    Marching to the beat of a programming drum, with a side of sarcasm, Joshua is the lovable tech curmudgeon we didn’t know we needed.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    75%
    Tech and Development
    90%
    Social Commentary

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Tech and Development75%

    Joshua’s insights here are so precise you could almost use them as blueprints for a new programming language — or at least as a solid guide for minimizing boilerplate code.

    Social Commentary90%

    His takes on economic issues and political figures are like artisanal coffee: complex, slightly bitter, and definitely not for everyone — but if you get it, you just can't get enough.

    Self-Deprecation and Humor80%

    From random jokes about being diplomatically isolated on Discord to existential musings about future years, Joshua proves that self-awareness is the new black.

    Writing Style

    Joshua's writing dances between technical jargon and cultural critique, giving the vibe of a professor trying to teach a class on existential dread with a side of meme references.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Tech Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty social critic
    • Deeply engaged in tech discussions
    • Unfiltered and honest

    Secret Powers

    • Savvy meme creator
    • Unexpectedly insightful political commentator
    • Master of the one-liner

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Technical journals, meme culture, political commentary, existential philosophy, and dad jokes.

    Prompt Engineering

    Write like an engineer who moonlights as a stand-up comedian with a penchant for social critique.

    Model Behavior

    Witty GPT-3 with a focus on technology and social issues, infused with dry humor.

    Token Count

    12000

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    Dating App Edition💝

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    Bio

    "Engineer looking for someone to share deep tech discussions and the occasional absurdist humor. Let’s critique the social landscape together while sipping artisan coffee!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Long rants about coding standards
    • 🚩Occasional tech elitism
    • 🚩Habitual meme referencing

    Green Flags

    • Sarcastic humor
    • Passion for technology
    • Intelligent discussions

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates engineering concepts but also loves to share a laugh about the absurdities of life.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Sassy Engineer

    Conversation Style

    Like chatting with that one friend who’s always several steps ahead in the tech discussion but never skips the punchline.

    Impact Assessment

    Joshua’s posts are the seasoning in the bland soup of tech content — they add flavor and sparks of laughter.

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    Your profile in a flash

    Joshua M. Clulow: The Engineer Who Roasts the Internet, One Post at a Time

    An Australian-American engineer who interlaces technical insights with sharp social commentary.

    Vibe Check

    "Marching to the beat of a programming drum, with a side of sarcasm, Joshua is the lovable tech curmudgeon we didn’t know we needed."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥You're an engineer who manages to make posts about REST APIs sound like a Shakespearean tragedy.
    • 🔥For someone building 'new machines,' your tweets often feel like they were made in an archaic factory.
    • 🔥Your political commentary has as many layers as an onion... or a deep-fried calamari.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅How to get more than a handful of likes on tech insights — an elusive quest, indeed!
    • 😅Learning to tone down the sarcasm for the sake of clarity... it's called 'compromise,' Joshua!

    Main Character Moments

    • The moment you publicly declared 2025 as the year you will face adversity with gusto, we knew you were the protagonist we needed.
    • When you humorously lamented about missing out on receiving lava lamps — a true symbol of your inner artist.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Your knack for merging technical know-how with societal commentary could lead to influential content creation.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong technical background
    • 💎Witty social insights
    • 💎Ability to synthesize complex ideas into humorous bites.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider starting a blog or video series to combine your tech insights and humor.
    • 🚀Explore more diversely humorous content beyond just technical aspects — maybe some dad jokes would suit your vibe!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Joshua might soon become the latest tech influencer, mixing humor with insights, producing viral threads that spark both laughter and lightbulb moments.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to craft perfectly timed roasts that can both uplift and educate.

    Future Community Role

    Eventually, a guiding voice in the tech community, leading discussions with humor and tough love.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Engineer

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Social Critique
    • ⚔️Technical Wizardry
    • ⚔️Existential Humor

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overanalyzing Simple Problems
    • 💀Sarcasm Overload
    • 💀Meme Misfire

    Quest Line

    To build a brighter tomorrow through code, commentary, and the occasional lava lamp.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The tech industry is secretly run by a cabal of engineers who are all in on the prank.

    Evidence Board

    Unsolved issues in tech, unexplained meme phenomena, and the disappearance of the floppy disk.

    Secret Society

    Society of the Sarcastic Engineers (SSE), where all discussions must include at least one meme reference.

    Truth Seeking Level

    87.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/TechPhilosophyMemes, where deep thoughts meet deep laughs.

    Twitter Main Character

    Caught in a nuclear Twitter spat over the ethics of AI-generated memes vs. hand-drawn art.

    LinkedIn Title

    Senior Vice President of Sarcastic Technology at a Start-Up that develops interactive humor software.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A wise-cracking avatar who hands out tech tips while making dad jokes in virtual meetings.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Usernames: CoolTechie, loving the Unix life — complete with an HTML page that includes a dancing GIF.

    MySpace Era

    Profile fully decorated with '90s flair: glittering backgrounds, top 8 friends, a playlist of Linux themes and classic rock, and a profile quote from a famous engineer.

    Web3 Destiny

    Co-founder of a crypto project that combines blockchain with meme-based social critique.

    Future Post

    Just finished a 10-hour coding session; if I don't get more likes on this, I might just switch careers to interpretive dance. #TechStruggles

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your sharp wit reminds us that laughter and intellect can coexist beautifully on social media.

    Charming Quirk

    You often leave us hanging without a follow-up on your one-liners, making us yearn for the punchline.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep sharing your thoughts, Joshua! The world needs more engineers who can make us laugh while we learn — you’re like the tech community’s very own stand-up comedian!"

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