JP takes 'sharing' to a whole new level, revealing every awkward moment like it's a reality show. Seriously, who else admits their waitlist form was overly aggressive? That's either vulnerability or you're just too polite to call it a disaster!

The Knicks are not just a team; they're JP's emotional support group. With posts that could make a sports psychologist weep, he expresses heartbreak, love, and a little too much caffeine-fueled optimism.

From rants about noon games to philosophical musings on brunch locations, JP’s posts feel like the monologue of a stand-up comedian whose stage is the NYC subway. There's brilliance in that everyday banter!