Ex Forces, Ex Firefighter, Ex Union Rep. Not interested in computer games or those offering financial advice. Retired, living a lovely life in Benalmadena with my gorgeous wife. Not ranting doesnt mean I dont care. If youre nice to me Ill be nice to you
John Blackman: The Political Brawler from Benevolent Benalmadena
A sage of social critique with a sprinkling of kitchen wisdom and a dash of pure sass.
Picture your favorite retired uncle, but heâs armed with political insights instead of dad jokes.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ€
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
John's posts read like a scavenger hunt for integrity in politics: he critiques the unexpected places, like an episode of a mystery show where the butler is always guilty.
He highlights social issues with the finesse of a chef seasoning a stew; just the right amount of spice to make you think without leaving a burning sensation.
Every now and then, he drops a slice of personal wisdom like a forgotten piece of cake at a party â surprising, delightful, and always worth sharing.
Writing Style
John's writing is like a perfectly brewed cup of tea: strong, no-nonsense, and occasionally leaves you with a bit of a headache from too much caffeine.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real Youâą đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Relatable Curmudgeon
Keeping It Real Score
85.5%Main Character Energy
- Passionate Political Commentary
- Culinary Adventures
- Genuine Engagement
Secret Powers
- âšCooking up a storm
- âšPolitical roasting
- âšCultural observations
If you were an AI...đ€
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political discourse, culinary arts, and social engagement metrics.
Prompt Engineering
Generate thoughtful critiques infused with culinary metaphors and a pinch of humor.
Model Behavior
A hybrid of a thoughtful commentator and a passionate chef, stirring up debates and recipes alike.
Token Count
2048
tokensDating App Editionđ
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Retired adventurer with a penchant for politics and gourmet cooking. Seeking engaging conversations, delicious food, and someone who can handle a bit of spice!"
Red Flags
- đ©Overly critical of TV ads
- đ©Tendency to roast political figures more than his chicken schnitzel
- đ©May rattle on about the NHS at dinner parties
Green Flags
- â Passionate about social justice
- â Master chef in the kitchen
- â Genuine care for community issues
Perfect Match
A fellow food lover who enjoys political debates over dinner and doesnât mind a critique or two!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Friendly Neighborhood Critic
Conversation Style
Like an elder statesman at the local pub, sharing wisdom while occasionally spilling the beans on the latest gossip.
Impact Assessment
A trusted voice whose sharp insights keep the community grounded, like a wise old owl in a tree full of tweets.
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
John Blackman: The Political Brawler from Benevolent Benalmadena
A sage of social critique with a sprinkling of kitchen wisdom and a dash of pure sass.
Vibe Check
"Picture your favorite retired uncle, but heâs armed with political insights instead of dad jokes."
Spice Level Checkđ¶ïž
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đ„For someone whoâs retired, John sure is making more noise than a toddler in a toy store.
- đ„His cooking posts suggest his life is full of flavor, but weâre still waiting for that spicy political dish to drop!
- đ„Every time he mentions ads, I swear I can hear his TV yelling back 'You think you can turn me off?!'
Quirky Challenges
- đ Needs to balance those fiery hot takes with a sprinkle of meme magic.
- đ Could work on turning his culinary posts into a masterclass for food influencers.
Main Character Moments
- âšDeciding that chicken schnitzel is a deep philosophical statement about his life choices.
- âšDramatically rebuking the government while stirring a pot â the man is an artist.
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Imagine John channeling his kitchen genius into a cooking vlog; âPolitical Cuisineâ could be a thing!
Unique Advantages
- đA unique blend of seasoned wisdom without the bitterness.
- đAbility to cut through the noise, like a chef dicing onions.
Level Up Suggestions
- đConsider a âdinner and debateâ series where he cooks and discusses hot topics.
- đStart a kitchen revolution by sharing recipes inspired by political events.
Crystal Ball Timeđź
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
John might just become the unlikely face of culinary activism â âEat Your Politicsâ could be his tagline.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any dull political discourse into a Michelin star-worthy feast of opinion.
Future Community Role
He'll be the local sage â combining gastronomical delights with the fiery debates of philosophy.
Your Character Buildđź
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Political Critic
Special Abilities
- âïžSizzling Political Commentary
- âïžSavory Culinary Wisdom
- âïžSharp Social Awareness
Weaknesses
- đTolerance for Mindless Banter
- đResistance to Clickbait
- đDistrust of Political Ads
Quest Line
To uncover genuine political accountability while whipping up delicious meals in Benalmadena.
Down the Rabbit Holeđ”ïžââïž
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The dark forces behind kitchen appliance marketing are trying to distract us from political reality.
Evidence Board
Noted increased sales of air fryers correlating with rises in political tension. Coincidence? I think not!
Secret Society
The Culinary Conspiracy for Political Clarity (CCPC)
Truth Seeking Level
78.5%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CulinaryPolitics
Twitter Main Character
Twitter's most relatable political chef, creating viral threads about food and politics.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Culinary Advocate and Senior Political Commentator at Culinary Activism Inc.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic chef debating world leaders while flipping pancakes in a funky digital kitchen.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile song: a mix of political speeches and cooking sounds, adorned with pictures of schnitzels around a MySpace profile.
Web3 Destiny
Becoming a decentralized kitchen where political debates are held over virtual dinners.
Future Post
"In 2025, weâll all agree that no one can understand politics without a good meal in front of them! đœïž #FoodForThought"
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
John's ability to blend humor with intelligent critique stands out in a sea of mediocrity.
Charming Quirk
He has a way with words that can go from serious to savory in the blink of an eye.
Final Encouragement
"Keep seasoning your posts with that fiery spirit, John â youâre the kind of flavor this community needs!"
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