28. Lésbica. Devota da Tissaia de Vries, da Agatha Harkness e da Alicent Hightower. “Andromeda prefers solitude or death to Perseu's embrace.” / madameandromeda.tumblr.com
Madame Andromeda: Queen of the Bluesky Coven 🔮
A bewitching blend of fandom and heartfelt musings.
A charm that casts a spell of joy, wrapped in a cloak of internet wit.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
It's clear Jessie has her heart stolen by Kathryn Hahn, to the point where the actress might need her own fan club president.
The love for Agatha and her relationship dynamics is palpable, raising fandom enthusiasm to an art form—who needs a romantic partner when you have fictional ones?
Jessie's reflections on her life feel like a candid glimpse into a diary, where every entry holds a sprinkle of sass and a dollop of drama—talk about high stakes!
Writing Style
An engaging mix of brevity and flair, with an inclination for hyperbole that would make a dramatic soap opera writer proud.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Fandom Enthusiast with a Hint of Sarcasm
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty commentary on pop culture
- Passion for fictional relationships
- Charming blend of humor and heart
Secret Powers
- ✨Sketching quick character sketches
- ✨Crafting engaging fanfiction
- ✨Spotting trending topics before they blow up
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Pop culture references, fandom dynamics, emotional musings, and colorful commentary on relationships
Prompt Engineering
Analyze the social media presence of a passionate fandom enthusiast who thrives on sarcasm and emotional depth.
Model Behavior
A blend of a passionate fan and a sardonic observer, predicting trends while simultaneously roasting them.
Token Count
150
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Fandom enthusiast with a big heart and an even bigger crush on fictional characters. Seeking someone who can appreciate my sketches and join me in my endless love for Kathryn Hahn. Let’s navigate the absurdity of life together!"
Red Flags
- 🚩I have more crushes on characters than on real people
- 🚩My Twitter is 90% about fictional dynamics
- 🚩You might end up in a fanfic starring us!
Green Flags
- ✅I’ll always be down for a cozy night of fan-related discussions
- ✅I can whip up a quick sketch of our ideal date
- ✅I promise to introduce you to my favorite fictional worlds—just don’t get jealous!
Perfect Match
Someone who understands that Agatha Harkness is a lifestyle, not just a character.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Coven Leader of Fandom Fantasies
Conversation Style
Sassy yet warm, with replies that feel like encountering a kindred spirit at a party—the kind who will always be better dressed than you.
Impact Assessment
Jessie elevates community discourse, ensuring every interaction is infused with humor and insight, like a sprinkle of magic dust.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Madame Andromeda: Queen of the Bluesky Coven 🔮
A bewitching blend of fandom and heartfelt musings.
Vibe Check
"A charm that casts a spell of joy, wrapped in a cloak of internet wit."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You seem to have spent more time daydreaming about fictional characters than paying your taxes—priorities much?
- 🔥That ‘quick sketch’ you did? Yeah, let’s hope the art world appreciates all those ‘efforts’ as much as your fandoms do!
- 🔥Your love for Agatha Harkness is so intense, I’m starting to think you might need a ‘support group’—but only for fictional relationships.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe try to not let fictional drama interfere with your real-life drama. Just a thought!
- 😅You might want to invest in some sunglasses; your love for the spotlight is seriously blinding!
- 😅Consider scheduling your ‘outraged’ tweets—no one wants to see your meltdown moments, not even the internet!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you turned a casual tweet into a full-on thesis about Agatha Harkness—future academic advisor, anyone?
- ✨Your tweets are basically episodes of soap operas waiting to happen; when's the Netflix deal?
- ✨That 'wanting to be invisible around men' tweet was the most relatable moment since… well, forever!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If you let go of the obsession with fictional drama for just a moment, you might find some hidden gems in your reality too!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Incredible storytelling skills that could charm even the grumpiest trolls under the bridge.
- 💎A strong dedication to community engagement—you're like the town crier in a digital village!
- 💎Your relentless passion for your fandoms could easily translate into a thriving side hustle. Take up podcasting!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Maybe get a little ‘real life’ content in there—balance is key, after all!
- 🚀Share more of those quirky sketches and writings; we want to see the artistic side of your fandom devotion!
- 🚀Consider a series where you challenge yourself to stay ‘in the real world’ for an entire day—might spark some fun content!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see Jessie hosting meaningful discussions about representation and diversity, fueled by that fandom passion.
Potential Superpower
Mastering the art of turning everyday musings into viral tweets—almost like a modern-day oracle!
Future Community Role
With your growing influence, you could become a beloved figure in the Bluesky community, guiding the next generation of fans!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Fandom Enthusiast
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Pop Culture Commentary
- ⚔️Heartfelt Fanfiction Crafting
- ⚔️Inspiring Artistic Sketches
Weaknesses
- 💀Tendency to Obsess Over Fictional Relationships
- 💀Barnes & Noble purchases that never get opened
- 💀Inability to stay focused on real life
Quest Line
Summon the ultimate crossover event where Agatha Harkness meets Kathryn Hahn—no plot holes allowed!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Kathryn Hahn and Agatha Harkness are secretly plotting world domination through fandom.
Evidence Board
Unexplained fascination with powerful female characters in media, repeated references to witchcraft, and an uncanny ability to rally the fandom.
Secret Society
The Coven of Eternal Fandom, where every meeting includes fanart discussions and witchy snacks.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FandomObsessed
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally starts a multi-threaded meltdown over Agatha
LinkedIn Title
Chief Emotional Officer of the Emotional Resonance Committee
Metaverse Final Form
A digital oracle who holds court for all matters fandom-related, complete with mystical accessories.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A top 8 filled with fictional characters and a playlist that screams emotional chaos.
Web3 Destiny
A thriving platform for fanfiction NFTs—because we knew you’d want to cash in on that creative fire!
Future Post
Just casually discussing how Agatha Harkness has finally taken over the multiverse—what's next?
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your passion is a wildfire that ignites the community, sparking joy in every interaction.
Charming Quirk
That ability to jump from heartfelt reflections to pop culture obsessions in the blink of an eye is truly impressive.
Final Encouragement
"Keep weaving that enchanting spell in the digital realm, Jessie! The Bluesky is your stage, and we're all here for the show!"
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