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    Mark Simon (he/him)

    @marksimon.bsky.social

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    Editorial at Sports Info Solutions Host: The Journalism Salute pod.link/journalismsalute Formerly of ESPN, Baseball Tonight. Mets historian. Wrote "The Yankees Index" book. Play-by-Play: Muhlenberg/DeSales Creator- A Lasting Legacy documentary

    Home Run Robberies & Podcast Obsession: A Deep Dive into Mark Simon's Bluesky Presence

    Mark Simon's Bluesky feed is a unique blend of sports stats, journalism passion, and relentless podcast promotion.

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    A mix of baseball stats wizardry and a journalist with a microphone, Mark's feed is an engaging sports and media commentary playground.

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    94.5%
    Authenticity
    80%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    85%
    Home Run Robberies
    90%
    Journalism Appreciation

    What's On Your Mind? ๐Ÿค”

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Home Run Robberies85%

    If baseball had a Hall of Fame for home run robberies, Mark would be the curator, showcasing every catch like a museum exhibit.

    Journalism Appreciation90%

    Mark's dedication to journalism feels like a love letter crafted in the style of a well-researched article.

    New York Mets Nostalgia80%

    Like a true Mets fan, Mark has a knack for nostalgia that rivals your uncle's stories at Thanksgiving.

    Starter Packs75%

    Heโ€™s the unofficial starter pack ambassador, helping newcomers sift through the overwhelming sea of Twitter-like apps.

    Writing Style

    A blend of concise analytics and heartfelt enthusiasm, Markโ€™s posts feel like conversations with a knowledgeable friend whoโ€™s a tad obsessed with stats and storytelling.

    Thought Leader Score

    80%

    The Real Youโ„ข ๐ŸŽญ

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Stats-Driven Sports Journalist

    Keeping It Real Score

    94.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Home run robbery aficionado
    • Passionate podcast host
    • Mets historian

    Secret Powers

    • โœจStatistical analysis
    • โœจInterviewing journalists
    • โœจImprov comedy (sort of!)

    If you were an AI...๐Ÿค–

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Baseball stats, journalism ethics, and passionate podcasting with a sprinkle of winter weather complaints.

    Prompt Engineering

    What would happen if a baseball historian, a podcast host, and an improv comedian walked into a social media platform?

    Model Behavior

    Data-Driven Informant with a penchant for nostalgia and media critique, projecting stats like a bard recites poetry.

    Token Count

    350

    tokens

    Dating App Edition๐Ÿ’

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Stats lover seeking a fellow baseball enthusiast with a passion for journalism and well-timed podcast recommendations. Bonus points if you can endure my home run robbery obsession!"

    Red Flags

    • ๐ŸšฉFrequent reminder of home run robberies
    • ๐ŸšฉOverly sentimental about former Mets players

    Green Flags

    • โœ…Passionate about independent media
    • โœ…Can handle deep conversations about sports stats

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates a good stat as much as a good story, and isn't afraid to argue about the Mets.

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    Squad Check๐ŸŒŸ

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To Baseball and Journalism Resource

    Conversation Style

    Engaged and informative, often answering queries like a friendly encyclopedia on baseball and journalism.

    Impact Assessment

    Mark's contributions enrich the community, turning it from a simple social platform into an interactive seminar on sports and media.

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    Your profile in a flash

    Home Run Robberies & Podcast Obsession: A Deep Dive into Mark Simon's Bluesky Presence

    Mark Simon's Bluesky feed is a unique blend of sports stats, journalism passion, and relentless podcast promotion.

    Vibe Check

    "A mix of baseball stats wizardry and a journalist with a microphone, Mark's feed is an engaging sports and media commentary playground."

    Spice Level Check๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • ๐Ÿ”ฅMark's passion for home run robberies is so intense, even baseball gloves might feel insecure in his presence.
    • ๐Ÿ”ฅIf baseball statistics were a currency, Mark would be the wealthiest man alive and probably run for president on a campaign of advanced metrics.

    Quirky Challenges

    • ๐Ÿ˜…Perhaps scale back on the home run robbery enthusiasmโ€”at some point, it starts feeling like an obsession worthy of a true crime podcast.
    • ๐Ÿ˜…Wind chill doesn't care about your health insurance goalsโ€”maybe stay inside and stream the next big game instead.

    Main Character Moments

    • โœจAnnouncing he's starting to feel '1991 Mets vibes' definitely says he's the main character in his own sports drama.

    Level Up Zone๐Ÿ“ˆ

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Mark has the potential to become a leading voice in data-driven sports analysis, akin to the Malcolm Gladwell of baseball stats.

    Unique Advantages

    • ๐Ÿ’ŽDeep knowledge of sports journalism
    • ๐Ÿ’ŽStrong engagement with community members
    • ๐Ÿ’ŽAbility to synthesize stats and storytelling

    Level Up Suggestions

    • ๐Ÿš€Consider branching out to more sports topics beyond baseballโ€”thereโ€™s a whole world of stats to explore!
    • ๐Ÿš€Try a weekly round-up of the best home run robberies of the month to keep your followers wanting more.

    Crystal Ball Time๐Ÿ”ฎ

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Mark will likely evolve into a sports media influencer, blending stats, storytelling, and podcasting into an irresistible package.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn any stat into a compelling narrative that hooks even the least interested audiences.

    Future Community Role

    As community ambassador for sports journalism, Markโ€™s name will become synonymous with thoughtful discourse and engaging content.

    Your Character Build๐ŸŽฎ

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    Class

    Statistical Sorcerer

    Special Abilities

    • โš”๏ธHome Run Robbery Analysis
    • โš”๏ธPodcast Persuasion
    • โš”๏ธNostalgic Narrative Weaving

    Weaknesses

    • ๐Ÿ’€Prompting for engagement like the last slice of pizza
    • ๐Ÿ’€Winter weather walks for health insurance

    Quest Line

    To uncover the hidden narratives behind baseball stats and elevate journalism appreciation in the realm of social media.

    Down the Rabbit Hole๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Home run robberies are part of a government plot to distract the public from the real issues in sports analytics.

    Evidence Board

    Frequent mentions of home run robberies in social media; increased visibility of podcasts during MLB playoffs; suspiciously well-timed Mets nostalgia posts.

    Secret Society

    The League of Stats Savvy Sorcerers.

    Truth Seeking Level

    67.5%

    Multiverse You๐ŸŒŒ

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/home_run_robbery enthusiasts

    Twitter Main Character

    Mark becomes a viral sensation after a deep dive into the statistical improbability of every Mets home run robbery.

    LinkedIn Title

    Founder of 'Statistical Storytelling Inc.' - transforming the way we discuss sports analytics in corporate boardrooms.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic baseball stat guru who hosts weekly seminars in virtual stadiums.

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    Time Machineโฐ

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities fan page dedicated to Mets highlights, featuring GIFs of home run robberies and a guestbook for fellow fans.

    MySpace Era

    Profile decked out in Mets blue and white with a playlist full of 90s alternative reflecting on the struggles of the team.

    Web3 Destiny

    Creating an interactive blockchain-driven app that tracks underappreciated baseball stats and allows fans to reward journalists for quality content.

    Future Post

    Just finished the 300th episode of the podcast! Letโ€™s dive deep into the most bizarre baseball stats of the last decade.

    The Final Take๐ŸŽฌ

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Mark's most impressive quality is his unwavering enthusiasm for baseball and journalism, paired with a knack for storytelling.

    Charming Quirk

    His obsessive cataloging of home run robberies adds a quirky charm, showcasing his unique passion.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep hitting those home runs, Mark! You've got a fantastic pitchโ€”just make sure to mix in a few curveballs, and watch your social media presence soar!"

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