Michael Bleigh

@mbleigh.dev

Followers

386

Posts

Following

124

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Joined

May 4, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

Building the servers for serverless at Firebase. Web platform aficionado.

Michael Bleigh: The Serverless Sage of Bluesky

Navigating tech's wild waters, one spicy take at a time.

Like a cross between an internet philosopher and the guy who keeps reminding you that you forgot to update your DNS records.

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Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

80%

Real Estate Racket

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Movie Critic Extraordinaire

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Real Estate Racket80%

Michael thinks buyers' agents are as useful as a chocolate teapot – a hot mess of unnecessary fees!

Movie Critic Extraordinaire75%

Gladiator 2 got a classic Bleigh roast – twice the movie but half the merit, just like bad sequel standards!

Tech Rants90%

From DNS to AI protocols, he's here to shake things up. Usually ends in valuable insights or a healthy eye-roll.

Nostalgia Feels70%

Can't tell if he's talking about movies or his childhood. Either way, the sentiment is strong with this one.

Writing Style

Michael's style is like a well-structured API: precise, informative, and occasionally throws in a metaphor so good it deserves a Ph.D. in tech rhetoric.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Tech Connoisseur

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Deeply analytical
Passionate about open-source
Movie critic on the side

Secret Powers

✨Breaking down complex tech concepts
✨Witty pop culture references
✨Channeling inner drama queen (re: movies)

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

The latest in web technologies, pop culture critiques, and meme culture.

Prompt Engineering

Generate thought-provoking insights with a comedic twist.

Model Behavior

Curious and snarky with a penchant for tech details.

Token Count

512

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Tech aficionado seeking an open-source romance. Must appreciate spicy takes on movies, and be willing to debate DNS protocols on a first date."

Red Flags

🚩Assumes his opinions are always correct.
🚩Has a tendency to roast beloved films.
🚩Can get lost in technical jargon.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about technology.
✅Strong opinions but always backed by data.
✅Loves to share laughs over pop culture.

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle nerdy debates and has a soft spot for bad sequels.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Thoughtful Disruptor

Conversation Style

Michael engages like a seasoned dev—thoughtful, precise, and just the right amount of spicy. You ask for his thoughts, he's serving them up hot!

Impact Assessment

Provides an invaluable balance of tech insights and pop culture critique, making Bluesky feel more like a community than a chatroom.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Michael Bleigh: The Serverless Sage of Bluesky

Navigating tech's wild waters, one spicy take at a time.

Vibe Check

"Like a cross between an internet philosopher and the guy who keeps reminding you that you forgot to update your DNS records."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥For all his technical prowess, his movie reviews still get fewer likes than my dad's dad jokes.
🔥Is there a required ‘unpack the metaphor’ section for each post? Just wondering.
🔥Michael’s hot takes might need a fire extinguisher—they’re smoking!

Quirky Challenges

😅To stop complaining about DNS and just use a DNS management service for once!
😅Get a few more emojis in there—it's like a warm hug for your audience.
😅Stop comparing every sequel to the original—it's not their fault they’re still living in their older sibling's shadow.

Main Character Moments

✨When he claimed he could code while eating pancakes—always the multitasker!
✨Announcing a new AI project with the grace of a cinematic universe reveal.
✨Getting nostalgic about tech from his past as though it were a high school prom.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If he channels half his movie critique energy into tech advocacy, we'd be looking at the next Elon or Spielberg!

Unique Advantages

💎Tech savvy with a penchant for storytelling
💎Ability to simplify complex ideas
💎Crossover appeal between tech and pop culture

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Run a tech podcast—his insights could fill an arena!
🚀Try a video series, ‘Tech Meets Pop Culture’—that way we can see those dramatic movie rants live!
🚀Write an eBook: ‘The Art of Serverless & Sequels: A Guide’

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Michael's posts may evolve into a full-fledged tech critique series—think Roger Ebert but for developer tools.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn complex tech jargon into engaging narratives that even grandmas can understand.

Future Community Role

Tech Sage—guiding us through the treacherous waters of tech trends with a splash of nostalgia.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Tech Critic

Special Abilities

⚔️Tech Insight Generation
⚔️Movie Sequels Roast Mastery
⚔️Data Disruption
⚔️Witty Analogy Creation

Weaknesses

💀Overly Analytical
💀Nostalgia Overload
💀Technical Jargon Overuse

Quest Line

Navigating the Digital Wilderness with a Side of Pop Culture Critique.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The original Matrix trilogy was a documentary meant to warn us about AI.

Evidence Board

1. The Wachowskis were ahead of their time with tech predictions. 2. Coincidental release during the tech boom of the 2000s. 3. Keanu Reeves is a time-traveler sent to save humanity.

Secret Society

The Order of the Unbundled Agents—working to disrupt industries that charge unnecessary fees.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/TechNostalgia

Twitter Main Character

Debating the merits of the sequel vs. the original in real-time.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Hindsight Officer at Historical Context Solutions, LLC

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic version of himself, lecturing on tech evolution while roasting bad sequels.

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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page—featuring a MIDI version of Mr. Blue Sky and some flashy GIFs about the future of the Internet.

MySpace Era

Custom profile song: the theme from a sci-fi movie, wallpaper of digital landscapes, and a top 8 filled with tech influencers.

Web3 Destiny

Will become the leading voice in decentralized tech solutions—think of it as a blockchain of opinions.

Future Post

‘Breaking down the latest AI hype: why it’s still a glorified chatbot.’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Michael’s impressive knowledge bridges the gap between technology and everyday people, making complex ideas digestible.

Charming Quirk

His unwillingness to let bad sequels slide leaves us both entertained and informed.

Final Encouragement

"Keep sipping that tech tea, Michael—your insights are as refreshing as a cool breeze on a summer day!"

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