Protein & Veg, 2 meals

@mccheapo.bsky.social

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Nice but boring aspie Cut 1 or 2 days a week, bulk for 5 or 6, other way round isn't so good. There's one party for the 5% (the elite, aristocracy, whatever), and one for the 95%, choose wisely! #diet #lcl6 #fifo #paleo #keto #mecfs #politics #UKpolitic

From Atheism to Avocado: The Adventures of a Bluesky Dietician

Navigating the culinary cosmos with a side of politics and a sprinkle of science.

A college lecture disguised as a culinary Instagram—intellect meets appetite!

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Authenticity

72%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Diet and Health

80%

Politics

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Diet and Health85%

A plethora of posts dissecting the pros and cons of every type of meal plan imaginable—if the FDA had a sense of humor, they'd hire you!

Politics80%

More debate-worthy than a UK Parliament session and possibly just as chaotic; you navigate these waters like a pro, but let’s hope your arguments aren't like your dinner—overcooked!

Music50%

Your musical musings may need a good remix—after all, Bluetooth isn’t the only thing that can drop a beat in your feed!

Writing Style

Like a medical journal wrote an essay while binge-watching a cooking show; educational, sometimes dry, but undoubtedly passionate about those protein levels!

Thought Leader Score

72%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Brainy Foodie

Keeping It Real Score

78.5%

Main Character Energy

Thoughtful political commentary
Scientific approach to diet
Witty observations on everyday scenarios

Secret Powers

✨Culinary trivia aficionado
✨Accurate political forecasts
✨Excellent at finding peer-reviewed articles

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Dietary studies, political debates, health articles, and random rants about life.

Prompt Engineering

Please provide a witty critique of my thoughts on veganism and the housing crisis in the UK.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT but with a side of kale.

Token Count

420

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Aspiring food scientist looking for someone to debate whether bacon is healthier than avocado. Likes long walks on the beach—provided they’re not littered with sugary drinks."

Red Flags

🚩Obsessively shares academic research instead of grabbing a drink.
🚩Might lecture you on the benefits of a paleo diet on a first date.
🚩Tends to see the world in black and white—preferably low carb.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about health and fitness; can cook a mean two-meal plan.
✅Awkward but kind; if you can bear the lectures, you’ll get to know the heart behind the facts.
✅Dedicated researcher; you'll never run out of interesting dinner conversation.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates nutrition puns and political debates—but is also down for pizza night occasionally.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The go-to source for diet advice and UK politicking—like the friend who always brings kale chips to the party!

Conversation Style

A mix of quoting academic papers and asking, 'Did you see that?'—always ready to back it up with links that could make a librarian swoon!

Impact Assessment

You have the potential to be a community cornerstone, though sometimes you feel like a solitary kale leaf lost in a sea of pizza posts.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

From Atheism to Avocado: The Adventures of a Bluesky Dietician

Navigating the culinary cosmos with a side of politics and a sprinkle of science.

Vibe Check

"A college lecture disguised as a culinary Instagram—intellect meets appetite!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You love sharing articles so much, I’m starting to think you’re trying to become a walking bibliography.
🔥Your posts are like a meal prep session: organized, healthy, and occasionally overdone!
🔥You take ‘having a balanced diet’ quite literally—could you balance it with some personality spice?

Quirky Challenges

😅A tendency to lean towards the scientific—how about a little more seasoning in your posts?
😅Maybe ease up on the academic references; we’re here for fun, not a thesis defense!
😅Try replying with a meme just once—I promise the world won't implode!

Main Character Moments

✨The time you explained a complex health study in a thread and the world could almost hear the crickets chirp.
✨Your little rants about UK politics should come with popcorn; they’re a fascinating mix of passion and frustration!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your analytical mind could be the brain behind a new diet trend—just make sure it tastes better than it sounds!

Unique Advantages

💎An impressive collection of academic articles on food and health—your library card must be full!
💎You're unafraid to tackle serious topics with humor and precision—an underappreciated combo.
💎A knack for connecting diverse topics, from food to politics, in a way that feels fresh—like avocado on toast!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe share some of your culinary experiments—people love food pics, especially when they're not overly scientific!
🚀Finding a balance between academic and approachable could widen your audience; memes + science = a recipe for success!
🚀Consider hosting discussions on your posts to engage more—your audience is hungry for interaction!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

In a few months, I see you becoming the go-to voice for health discussions, blending science with approachable content that even your grandma can understand!

Potential Superpower

You could turn any health topic into a viral trend—move over, influencers!

Future Community Role

A cheeky philosopher of food; people will crave your insights like avocado toast on a Sunday brunch!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Lawful Academic Eater

Special Abilities

⚔️Culinary Research Wizardry
⚔️Political Commentary Sorcery
⚔️Health Data Telepathy

Weaknesses

💀Social Skills Fumble
💀Overly Detailed References
💀Occasional Dryness

Quest Line

Navigating the treacherous waters of UK politics while trying to maintain a balanced diet and find the best coffee stirrer.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Dietary guidelines are secretly being dictated by a cabal of vegetable farmers trying to push kale on the masses.

Evidence Board

1. Increased kale sales during lockdown; Coincidence? 2. The decline of the pizza industry during the rise of veganism. 3. Celebrities endorsing plant-based diets; Are they in on it?

Secret Society

The Society of Undercover Nutritarians – working to bring kale to the fore of every dinner table.

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/HealthConspiracyTheories

Twitter Main Character

That person who defends their academic article citations like a knight in shining armor during Twitter debates.

LinkedIn Title

Health and Nutrition Consultant with a focus on evidenced-based dietary practices; 'Eat Kale, Not Cake!'

Metaverse Final Form

The ultimate Nutritionist in a VR realm where every food pyramid is crafted out of kale.

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Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI pulls in every recipe you love, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with animated GIFs advocating for low-carb diets and featuring recipes that 404 on taste.

MySpace Era

A custom layout with dancing tomatoes and a playlist that somehow only includes songs about food; favorite: 'Hot Stuff' by Donna Summer.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized health app creating community-driven diets; instead of coins, users earn 'veggie points' for every healthy meal posted.

Future Post

"Just finished a 5-day keto challenge—still can’t believe I’m missing bread more than my ex!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to articulate complex ideas is impressive—it's like serving a gourmet meal where every flavor has a backstory!

Charming Quirk

There's an endearing earnestness to your posts; it's like you’re chatting with a friend rather than lecturing a class!

Final Encouragement

"Keep stirring the pot (literally and figuratively), and remember, a pinch of humor can season even the driest of academic dishes!"

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Fekri

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@fekri.io

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.