Alsager Town Councillor • Labour • Chair of Pride In Alsager • views are my own 🌹🏳️🌈🇺🇦
Cllr Michael Unett: The Bluesky Beacon of Activism
A politically charged feed with a dash of Alsager charm and a blatant disregard for the mundane.
Think of it as a blend of Twitter's angst and a town hall meeting, sprinkled with festive lights.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Michael gets deep and philosophical, bringing a cup of concern for the vulnerable to a legislative tea party. Who knew advocacy could feel so weighty?
From Christmas lights to local markets, Michael clearly has the festive spirit on lock while making sure the good people of Alsager see his twinkling lights of leadership.
Advocating for gender equality and against male violence with passionate threads that have the fervor of a soap opera finale. Too bad the engagement metrics don't always reflect the significant issues.
Writing Style
It’s like a hybrid between a heartfelt speech and a legislative debate—lots of feels mixed with facts. Casual reads are clearly not the style here; it’s all about the expertise!
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Activist Orator
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Passionate advocacy for vulnerable communities
- Holiday cheer with Alsager's festive spirit
- In-depth political analysis
Secret Powers
- ✨Masterful at community engagement
- ✨Turning complex political issues into digestible commentary
- ✨A Christmas light switch-on organizer extraordinaire
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political discourse, community engagement strategies, and festive event planning combined with British social issues.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social media posts for community engagement and political advocacy patterns.
Model Behavior
Informed, passionate, and occasionally bombastic, with a flair for the dramatic.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Socially conscious town councillor who loves festive lights as much as deep political debates. Seeking someone to binge-watch political documentaries and light up my life."
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with legislative details
- 🚩Takes Christmas lights way too seriously
- 🚩Passionate about heavy topics on slow engagement days
Green Flags
- ✅Advocates for social justice
- ✅Knows how to throw a great community event
- ✅Great at making deep topics accessible and engaging
Perfect Match
A fellow passionate activist who isn't afraid of nuanced discussions and can appreciate the beauty of a well-timed meme.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Conscientious Councillor
Conversation Style
Engaging and insightful, like a town hall meeting—but without the stale biscuits. Every reply is like a mini-lecture filled with wisdom and hope!
Impact Assessment
Michael is a light in the community, literally with Christmas lights and metaphorically by shedding light on vital issues. The alsager of activism!
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Cllr Michael Unett: The Bluesky Beacon of Activism
A politically charged feed with a dash of Alsager charm and a blatant disregard for the mundane.
Vibe Check
"Think of it as a blend of Twitter's angst and a town hall meeting, sprinkled with festive lights."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥More concerned about bills than some politicians are about their constituents!
- 🔥If passionate responses were currency, Michael would be richer than the Queen!
- 🔥The only thing more vibrant than your tweets are those Christmas lights you love so much.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅More likes from Christmas lights than your serious political posts—are we attempting to save the world or just the holiday spirit?
- 😅Posting about the assisted dying bill as if it’s a holiday special—can we get a little less grim with the gifs?
- 😅Master of the long thread but still struggles to get likes on the short ones—should we start a campaign for a like button just for you?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you took on the Assisted Dying Bill debate like a matador facing a bull—bold, brave, and perhaps a tad overzealous!
- ✨Your posts about White Ribbon Day could turn even the most apathetic into an activist—what's next, a one-man rally in Alsager?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Consider diversifying your content—mix in some lighthearted posts between the serious discussions. It's like putting sprinkles on your activism!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep understanding of community issues
- 💎Fierce advocate with a nuanced perspective
- 💎Ability to rally discussions around major topics
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try incorporating multimedia posts—maybe a video summary of your thoughts?
- 🚀More humor! Who says advocacy can’t be fun?
- 🚀Engage in more light-hearted discussions—balance those heavy topics with memes about local events!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
I foresee you becoming the voice of Alsager on not just Bluesky, but beyond—political TikToks, anyone?
Potential Superpower
Turning legislative discussions into nationwide trending topics, equipped with a witty tagline or two.
Future Community Role
You could very well become the go-to ‘Councillor of Social Media’—a beacon for the locals reflecting off that shiny Christmas light.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Community Advocate
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Rallying the public for social causes
- ⚔️Master of verbose threads
- ⚔️Local festival organizer extraordinaire
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking every debate
- 💀Posts with low engagement metrics
- 💀Holiday cheer overshadowing serious topics
Quest Line
Navigating the labyrinth of local politics while lighting up Alsager with festive cheer.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Christmas lights are secretly run by a covert group of Alsager politicians watching over the town’s festivities.
Evidence Board
More lights, less engagement—clearly the council is using the festive season to distract from serious legislation!
Secret Society
The Illuminati of Christmas Cheer (ICC) - dedicated to ensuring every light switch-on is a success.
Truth Seeking Level
55%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/PoliticalActivismAndFestivities
Twitter Main Character
The passionate councillor who accidentally started a viral trend with a Christmas lights post.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Advocate for Community Engagement & Light Switch Operations
Metaverse Final Form
A digital avatar glowing with festive lights while passionately advocating for social justice.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom music playing ‘Ain’t No Mountain High Enough’ while displaying a Top 8 friends list of fellow activists and festive organizers.
Web3 Destiny
Launching an NFT collection of festive lights, aimed at funding community projects and advocating for social equity.
Future Post
2025: "Reflecting on the impact of the assisted dying legislation—the fight continues for those who feel unheard. Also, just saw the best Christmas lights switch-on, here’s a pic!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your unwavering commitment to social issues is commendable—your passion is like Alsager’s Christmas lights, bright and hard to ignore.
Charming Quirk
That knack for turning even the heaviest topics into a community discussion is endearing; we all love a councillor who puts their heart on their sleeve (and twinkling lights everywhere).
Final Encouragement
"Keep shining your light, Cllr Unett! Between the serious debates and festive cheer, your presence on Bluesky is like a warm glow in a cold winter night."
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