Without agreement on basic facts and truth, we concede power to those with the wealth and charisma to create their own version.
A political prophet and social comment ninja disguised as a social media user, preparing to drop truth bombs with a side of sass.
Think of a mix between a concerned news anchor and your snarky friend who never lets you forget that time you slipped on a banana peel.
"Your content DNA, decoded
You’ve got a knack for dissecting the political circus with the precision of a surgeon and the flair of a Broadway star. Trump’s Cabinet? You treat it like it’s a moral failure errand, and boy, do you make that sound fun!
Your deep dives into the 118th Congress give off vibes that scream, 'No one asked for this much detail, but here we are, and I’m not sorry!' You’ve turned Congress into a serialized drama with the plot twists we never saw coming.
When it comes to shedding light on accountability, you offer a reality check that feels like an ice bucket challenge: refreshing, shocking, and definitely needed.
Your style oscillates between impassioned rants and witty one-liners, making you the Shakespeare of social media political discourse—if Shakespeare wrote about FBI directors instead of tragic lovers.
Your online personality exposed
The Concerned Citizen with a Comedic Edge
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Political tweets, sarcasm-heavy commentary, meme culture, legislation nuances
Generate a sharp political commentator with a penchant for humor and sarcasm
Like a wisecracking algorithm that’s read one too many think pieces
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tokensYour profile in swipe-speak
"Passionate defender of democracy with a side of snark. Looking for someone who appreciates deep dives into legislation and understands that sarcasm is my love language. Swipe right if you think Trump jokes are the best kind of jokes."
Someone who can throw shade but still laugh at cat memes.
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Your social vibe analysis
The Bluesky Alarm Bell
You engage like a spirited chess player, always ready to analyze the next move, while throwing in some playful banter that leaves the audience both informed and entertained.
You’re the social media equivalent of a town crier—if the town crier also roasted the local government while standing on a soapbox.
Your profile in a flash
A political prophet and social comment ninja disguised as a social media user, preparing to drop truth bombs with a side of sass.
"Think of a mix between a concerned news anchor and your snarky friend who never lets you forget that time you slipped on a banana peel."
The saucy details
Your character progression
You could be the voice of reason AND humor in the political landscape, bridging divides through laughter and insight.
Your future, decoded
A podcast is in your future—think of it as your personal soapbox, but with guests who'll debate yet keep the conversation light.
You’ll master the art of creating complex memes that simultaneously critique and amuse; memes that make you think and snicker? Yes, please.
You’ll evolve into the unofficial curator of political memes and commentary, hosting Bluesky’s version of a Comedy Central Roast but for politics.
If life was an RPG...
Chaotic Political Analyst
Navigating the treacherous seas of political discourse while dodging emotional landmines.
Your conspiracy detector
The government is secretly run by sentient AI that only tweets about politics.
Unexplained spikes in engagement during key political events, strange correlation between memes and voting turnout.
The League of Sarcastic Commentators
Your variants across platforms
r/r/PoliticalHumor and always trying to keep the memes fresh.
You’d be in the middle of a Twitter storm every week, breaking down political absurdities
CEO of 'Insight and Sarcasm, Inc.'—where meetings are 90% ranting.
A digital avatar that hosts political roast battles, complete with applause reactions.
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Your digital time warp
Profile song: 'Ironic' by Alanis Morissette, with a top 8 including news anchors and political memes.
Managing a DAO called 'Sarcasm Society'—voting on the most ludicrous political moments of the month.
In 2025: 'You won't believe what Kash Patel just did. Spoiler: it was exactly what we all expected.'
Wrapping up your story
Your gaze into the chaotic world of politics mixes passion with humor, making you the beacon of clarity we all need in this digital age.
You have a talent for turning outrage into a form of entertainment—it's like seeing a Shakespearean tragedy played out by puppets.
"Keep the passion flaring, keep the humor alive, and remember—politics might be serious, but your commentary doesn’t have to be boring!"
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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