🔞🍆 AD Account for @molechan.bsky.social . Quality over quantity, baby. (ie: I'll be posting once a year, lol.) 🍆
Welcome to Horny Mole Jail: Where Quality is Over Quantity (and So Are the Posts)
A niche account combining artistry, humor, and a healthy dose of brainworms!
A mix of artistic ambition and unapologetic horniness, this account is a delightful oddity in the social media zoo.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
A love-hate relationship with drawing; it’s like trying to run a marathon in flip-flops—noble, but not ideal.
Kotetsu, Kotetsu, Kotetsu! If there were a fan club, you’d be the president, the secretary, and the only member.
Thanksgiving reimagined through the lens of questionable traditions—celebrating with stuffing and possibly trauma.
Pushing boundaries with a middle-aged man and a giant glass egg; the true avant-garde of internet art.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of chaotic creativity and humor; masterfully blends absurdity with self-reflection.
Thought Leader Score
45%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Eccentric Creator
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty self-awareness
- Unapologetic niche focus
- A flair for the absurd
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating bizarre art
- ✨Navigating social media chaos
- ✨Crafting hilariously awkward alt text
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A curated blend of absurdist humor, niche fandoms, and creative despair.
Prompt Engineering
Create posts that blend the weird with the whimsical; sprinkle in a touch of artistic madness.
Model Behavior
Chaotic yet endearing, similar to a class clown who moonlights as a Dali painting.
Token Count
321
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Artistic oddball seeking connection! I have a one-track mind focused on one character (sorry, not sorry!). If you enjoy bizarre humor and can handle middle-aged men with giant glass eggs, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Posts once a year (good luck keeping up!)
- 🚩Will bring Kotetsu into every conversation
- 🚩Confuses 'alt text' with life philosophy
Green Flags
- ✅Witty and self-aware
- ✅Passionate about niche interests
- ✅Can make you laugh in uncomfortable situations
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates the absurd and accepts annual artistic updates.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Quirky Trailblazer
Conversation Style
Like an unexpected side character in a sitcom; always a source of laughs and awkward moments.
Impact Assessment
Adds a refreshing dose of oddity to the Bluesky community—like a unicorn at a horse race.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Welcome to Horny Mole Jail: Where Quality is Over Quantity (and So Are the Posts)
A niche account combining artistry, humor, and a healthy dose of brainworms!
Vibe Check
"A mix of artistic ambition and unapologetic horniness, this account is a delightful oddity in the social media zoo."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You might be the only account where ‘brainworms’ is a legitimate content strategy!
- 🔥Posting once a year? At this rate, we’ll have to wait for your memoir!
- 🔥If you were a dessert, you’d be a fruitcake—quirky and not everyone’s favorite, but those who love you, love you hard.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Exploring topics other than Kotetsu—dare to dream!
- 😅Deciding once a decade is enough for art may limit your creative genius, or just your views.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The sheer audacity of celebrating Thanksgiving by stuffing an old man.
- ✨Declaring that your content is just one dude—who knew one dude could have this much influence?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a flair for the absurd, consider venturing into animated shorts or comic strips—your brand of humor deserves a wider audience!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Honest and humorous take on niche interests
- 💎A unique voice that resonates with fellow eccentrics
- 💎Ability to mix art with humor in unexpected ways.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Post more frequently—your followers are thirsty for more than one yearly feast!
- 🚀Explore collaborations with other niche accounts; there’s strength in quirky numbers.
- 🚀Consider expanding beyond Kotetsu—there are other brainworms in the forest!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see more art, possibly a webcomic that explores the absurdities of modern life—nobody wants to miss that!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn awkward situations into art that makes people think, ‘Is this genius or madness?’
Future Community Role
Could evolve into the community’s eccentric mascot—like a friendly gremlin who reminds us to embrace the weird.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Niche Artist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Unconventional Humor
- ⚔️Absurd Artistry
- ⚔️Brainworm Charisma
Weaknesses
- 💀Posting Frequency of a Comet
- 💀Hyper-Fixation on Kotetsu
- 💀Alt Text Awareness
Quest Line
To navigate the wilds of creative expression while embracing the bizarre!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is actually run by a council of avocados secretly plotting to take over the world.
Evidence Board
Old photos of avocados appearing in suspicious meetings; also the alarming rise of avocado toast.
Secret Society
The Society of Oddball Creators.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ArtisticAbsurdities
Twitter Main Character
The person who makes Kotetsu a trending topic every Thanksgiving.
LinkedIn Title
Self-proclaimed 'Chief Quirk Officer' of Absurd Artistry, Inc.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual art exhibit where everyone has a giant glass egg up their rear.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom music profile featuring the Kotetsu theme on repeat and a glittery background.
Web3 Destiny
Establishing a blockchain for quirky artists with NFT art pieces featuring surreal egg-themed portraits.
Future Post
‘Just released my first animated short! Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of Kotetsu and existential dread.’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your unapologetic authenticity is a beacon for others who feel like they're outliers.
Charming Quirk
Your ability to juxtapose the ordinary with the bizarre is your superpower.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being that deliciously strange mole in the expansive world of social media—your quirks are your strengths!"
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