Level 25 full-stack #PHP wizard from Estonia, now in UK ๐งโโ๏ธ
The PHP Wizardry of Pert Soomann: Code, Quirk, and Quotations
An Estonian dev casting spells on Bluesky with humor and wisdom.
Wisdom wrapped in code and sprinkled with a dash of self-deprecating humor.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Pert channels Socrates in the realm of software, pondering if happiness exists without a bug-free code. The man definitely brings a certain depth to dev!
His thoughts on web vs. native apps feels like a TED Talk on the future of coding, albeit with a sprinkle of 'Who's got asynchronous requests?'
Pert seems to be the kind of guy who brings snacks to the devs' lunchroom and says, 'Letโs talk about our feelings about legacy code.'
Writing Style
A delightful blend of philosophical musings and technical jargon. Reading Pert's posts feels like attending a tech symposium led by a stand-up philosopher who has a penchant for coding puns.
Thought Leader Score
65%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Philosophical Developer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Esoteric references to coding practices
- Deep dives into programming philosophy
- Humor that straddles the line between self-deprecation and wisdom
Secret Powers
- โจSage advice on tech dilemmas
- โจCrafting memorable metaphors about coding
- โจUncovering the existential crises of software development
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Training Data
Extensive documentation on PHP, web development trends, and various philosophical texts on happiness and existence.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insights and humorous commentary on developer communities and coding practices.
Model Behavior
Like a blend of GPT-3 and Socrates, always questioning and rarely offering simple answers.
Token Count
250
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Bio
"Full-stack PHP wizard ๐งโโ๏ธ seeking a partner who appreciates coding puns, has a philosophical edge, and understands the beauty of a well-structured comment in the code. Must enjoy random existential musings and be open to spirited debates over coffee about legacy code versus modern frameworks."
Red Flags
- ๐ฉToo much time spent discussing coding philosophy instead of actual codes.
- ๐ฉTendency to create metaphors for everyday situations that make eyes glaze over.
Green Flags
- โ Passion for tech and coding.
- โ Ability to share dessert while discussing the merits of different programming languages.
Perfect Match
Someone who can laugh at my jokes and has their own quirky coding stories to share.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
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Enterprise Ready
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Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Thoughtful Coder
Conversation Style
Charming yet insightful, like a soft-spoken stand-up comedian with a penchant for PHP.
Impact Assessment
Pert adds a sprinkle of depth to the community, making us all ponder our coding choices while chuckling at the absurdity of them.
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The PHP Wizardry of Pert Soomann: Code, Quirk, and Quotations
An Estonian dev casting spells on Bluesky with humor and wisdom.
Vibe Check
"Wisdom wrapped in code and sprinkled with a dash of self-deprecating humor."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅToo much wisdom for a regular dev; are you secretly a philosopher in disguise?
- ๐ฅIf coding is an art, Pert is the artist who paints existential questions on the canvas of legacy code.
- ๐ฅYou might just be one meme away from an existential crisis about programming languages.
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Caution: Engaging in lengthy philosophical discussions about coding in public could lead to awkward stares.
- ๐ Stop trying to turn every debugging session into a life lesson; itโs not a therapy session.
Main Character Moments
- โจThat time you found a relic of coding pastโlike Indiana Jones, but for deprecated frameworks.
- โจYour metaphors for coding are legendary; are they in a book somewhere?
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
The ability to be the voice of reason in a chaotic coding environment; with just a touch more whimsy, you could be a coding bard.
Unique Advantages
- ๐Keen insight into the socio-tech dilemma of development.
- ๐A unique blend of humor and philosophy that can capture an audience.
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Consider writing a blog to channel that wisdomโ'Code and Contemplation: A Developer's Diary' has a nice ring to it!
- ๐Start a podcast where you explore the 'deep thoughts' of programmingโthink Joe Rogan meets debugging tips.
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Pert erases lines of code for deeper reflection; prepare for a series of philosophical tweets that transcend the usual dev chatter!
Potential Superpower
The ability to make even the driest documentation sound poetic.
Future Community Role
The go-to guru for anyone looking to trade coding horror stories for a few laughs.
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Philosopher Coder
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธWisdom of the Code
- โ๏ธMetaphorical Debugging
- โ๏ธLegacy Modernization
Weaknesses
- ๐Existential Debugging
- ๐Overthinking Simple Problems
- ๐Deep Conversations at Inopportune Times
Quest Line
To find the ultimate code that marries philosophy with functionality.
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Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The web is becoming sentient, and only PHP developers can decode its intentions before it takes over.
Evidence Board
Posts about local AI and automated coding as signs of the impending takeover by our digital overlords.
Secret Society
Society of Sentient Code Keepers
Truth Seeking Level
76%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PhilosophicalCodingWisdom
Twitter Main Character
Defender of Legacy Code, leading an army against the forces of poorly structured frameworks.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Code Clarity, advocating for thoughtful programming practices and artistic coding.
Metaverse Final Form
A sage coder whose avatar is a holographic wizard with a staff made of HTML tags.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
An array of custom layouts with heavy HTML and CSS, showcasing favorite coding quotes while embedding music from the โlatest tech conferencesโ.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a digital renaissance through web3, where every line of code is a work of art owned as an NFT.
Future Post
'Today I achieved coding nirvana: a bug-free day! Letโs celebrate with an AI-assisted retrospective.'
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your introspective nature adds a refreshing depth to the world of coding.
Charming Quirk
Whipping out quotes like a code ninja mid-conversation is your secret weapon!
Final Encouragement
"Keep casting spells of wisdom and humor, Pert. Remember, every line of code is a new chance to inspire (or at least, to make someone chuckle)."
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