Associate Game Director @Remedygames, ex @Quantic_Dream, scifi, architecture, existential crisis and french in Finland ! Here for the cats and knowledge. He/his.
Simon Wasselin: The Existential Gamer Who Thinks Outside the Box (And the Echo Chamber)
A philosophical mind wrapped in a gamer’s heart, navigating life in Finland and the world of interactive storytelling.
Bringing deep thoughts and game news like a cat brings you dead mice—unexpected yet oddly charming.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Simon’s existential take on science is like a philosophical game twist: just when you think you know the rules, the game changes!
He drops gaming updates smoother than a cat landing on its feet—always with a flair for the dramatic in a digital world.
His interactions are like interactive storytelling—layered and often with a plot twist you didn't see coming!
His critiques on NFTs read like a last boss fight—epic and full of existential dread; who needs that when you're just trying to empower artists?
Writing Style
Simon's posts read like the script of a contemplative indie game: rich narratives with the occasional jump scare of Twitter drama.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Deep Thinker Meets Gaming Guru
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Philosophical musings
- Game industry insider
- Cat enthusiast
Secret Powers
- ✨Deep thoughts on science
- ✨Insightful industry commentary
- ✨Cat photography
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of game design philosophy, cat memes, and social commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Craft insightful and humorous posts that engage and challenge the audience on topics of science, gaming, and existentialism.
Model Behavior
Reflects a mix of Socratic dialogue and Twitch streamer energy.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Game Director with a love for scifi, profound thoughts on science, and an obsession with feline companions. Seeking someone to discuss life’s mysteries or just binge-watch cat videos as we question everything together."
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasionally too deep for casual conversations.
- 🚩Will spend hours debating science rather than going to bed.
- 🚩May try to philosophize your favorite video game plot.
Green Flags
- ✅Genuine passion for his work and the gaming industry.
- ✅Cats are his muse—prepare for plenty of adorable pet pics!
- ✅Thoughtful and engaging conversationalist.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate both the complexities of game design and the absurdity of life while loving a good cat meme.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Philosopher-Game Designer Hybrid
Conversation Style
Engaging and insightful, with a sprinkle of sarcasm like a well-placed Easter egg in a game—delivering wisdom and wit.
Impact Assessment
He elevates the conversation with a blend of cat memes and existential philosophy that makes you question reality... while also wanting to pet a cat.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Simon Wasselin: The Existential Gamer Who Thinks Outside the Box (And the Echo Chamber)
A philosophical mind wrapped in a gamer’s heart, navigating life in Finland and the world of interactive storytelling.
Vibe Check
"Bringing deep thoughts and game news like a cat brings you dead mice—unexpected yet oddly charming."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Has a knack for making simple statements sound like they belong in a philosophy class.
- 🔥Writes posts with the flair of a game designer trying to explain the plot twist no one asked for.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to up his engagement game; posts sometimes like they’re resting on their laurels sipping catnip tea.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he treated a tweet on science like a final level boss, full of tension and existential dread.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With nearly 1,000 followers and only 2 posts, Simon could be the next viral sensation if he unleashed more of his thoughts on the digital world!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Unique voice that blends philosophy and gaming
- 💎Industry insider knowledge that few possess
- 💎A warmth for community engagement that draws people in.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Post more frequently—give us more of that delightful brew of gaming and philosophy!
- 🚀Engage with followers through quirky polls about gaming or existential dread—whichever comes first!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Simon to burst forth like a cat from a box—unexpectedly impactful and meme-worthy!
Potential Superpower
He'll become the sage of the gaming world, mixing humor and insightful commentary that will have followers pondering the deeper meanings of life and games.
Future Community Role
The go-to philosopher for gaming wisdom—like the Yoda we didn’t know we needed.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Existential Contemplation
- ⚔️Cat Memes Deployment
- ⚔️Industry Insights Sharing
Weaknesses
- 💀Low Posting Frequency
- 💀Overthinking Engagement Metrics
Quest Line
Navigating the labyrinth of existence as a game director, while unraveling the mysteries of truth and science.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Cats are secretly controlling the world through cuteness and existential dread.
Evidence Board
Coincidence that cat videos are the most shared content? I think not!
Secret Society
The Feline Illuminati - A select group of cat lovers who hold the key to intergalactic gaming.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ExistentialGaming
Twitter Main Character
The last person on Twitter defending the philosophy of Alan Wake and discussing cat existentialism.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of CatVibes LLC - Merging Gaming with Feline Influences.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital Zen master, guiding avatars through quests of enlightenment and feline adventures.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile playlist includes deep philosophical tracks—and cat meows. Background? A celestial blend of sci-fi landscapes and kittens.
Web3 Destiny
Will launch a new NFT collection titled ‘Cats in Space’ and provide actual existential advice on blockchain.
Future Post
In 2025, expect a post reflecting on how science has taught us that true love is just like a cat: unpredictable, elusive, and utterly worthwhile.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His insightful analyses that blend humor and depth make him a unique voice in the community, always aiming for higher-level discussions.
Charming Quirk
Posts with the urgency of a cat begging for food, making us wonder if we’re indeed the main characters of this digital jungle.
Final Encouragement
"So keep typing, Simon! Because while the internet is filled with noise, your clarity in thought is like a rare gem—much appreciated and absolutely needed!"
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