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    Small Avocado

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    Book lover, vegan, Democratic Socialist, happy Californian.

    Small Avocado: The Socialist Sage of Bluesky

    A mix of political insight and emotional meltdowns that leaves us both amused and informed.

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    Like your favorite coffee shop where the barista knows espresso but also has a side gig analyzing capitalism's existential crises.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    80%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Political Commentary
    75%
    Humor & Creativity

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Commentary90%

    Diving headfirst into the murky waters of political discourse, Small Avocado serves up sizzling takes that pack a punch—think of them as the Sarah Silverman of socialist ideology.

    Humor & Creativity75%

    With a sprinkle of sarcasm and a dash of absurdity, their posts are like a DIY humor kit—assemble your own laughter here!

    Culinary Escapades60%

    A vegan chef in spirit but not always in practice, they navigate food with the grace of a gazelle on roller skates—at least the ideas taste good!

    Writing Style

    Witty and engaging, Small Avocado's posts dance between deep thoughts and playful quips, as if they're trying to solve the world's problems during a stand-up set.

    Thought Leader Score

    80%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Comedian

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Vegan Advocate
    • Capitalism Critiquer
    • Bookworm Philosopher

    Secret Powers

    • Social Media Philosopher
    • Emotional Support Commenter
    • Political Satirist

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political discourse, humor, veganism, and social issues.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate thoughtful yet humorous commentary on personal experiences related to social issues while balancing lightheartedness with depth.

    Model Behavior

    Combines sarcasm and analytical insight to create a unique online persona.

    Token Count

    150

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Bookworm who loves social justice and vegan food. Looking for someone who can handle deep chats about capitalism and share a passion for plants—both the green kind and the ones in our hearts!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Overly dramatic reactions to mundane events
    • 🚩Tendency to overanalyze everything
    • 🚩May talk too much about socialism on a first date

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about social change
    • Can make you laugh until you cry
    • Enjoys cooking (preferably vegan) together

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can discuss theories of capitalism while also picking avocados.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Vegan Voice of Reason

    Conversation Style

    Sprinkling insights like fairy dust while tossing in a wink and a nudge, they’re like your wise friend who still remembers how to have fun.

    Impact Assessment

    Bringing humor to serious topics, Small Avocado lightens the Bluesky atmosphere while stirring the pot just enough to keep things spicy.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Small Avocado: The Socialist Sage of Bluesky

    A mix of political insight and emotional meltdowns that leaves us both amused and informed.

    Vibe Check

    "Like your favorite coffee shop where the barista knows espresso but also has a side gig analyzing capitalism's existential crises."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Always posting like they're composing a manifesto on avocado toast.
    • 🔥Their enthusiasm for social justice could fuel a small eco-village.
    • 🔥Pretty sure the emotional range of their posts rivals that of a dramatic soap opera.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Needs to tone down the existential dread in their posts—this isn’t a Dostoevsky novel!
    • 😅Might want to branch out from 'What stage of capitalism is this?'—there's a whole world of topics out there!
    • 😅Could they share a recipe without diving into socio-political critiques? Challenge accepted!

    Main Character Moments

    • That moment when they compared capitalism to a bad ex—that hit home for many!
    • Tears flowing while reading the latest heartbreaking news, turning them into the Shakespeare of Bluesky.
    • Becoming the self-proclaimed spokesperson for 'dangerous cooking methods'—we're all intrigued and slightly terrified.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a sense of humor like theirs, they're sitting on a gold mine just waiting to dive deeper into satire and parody.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎An ability to break down complex ideas into digestible bites—perfect for busy brains!
    • 💎Relatable humor that transcends the political, making friends even among foes.
    • 💎Their knack for blending personal anecdotes with social issues is a gift that keeps on giving.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Maybe start a podcast titled 'Caffeine & Capitalism'—who wouldn’t tune in?
    • 🚀Consider expanding their commentary into blog posts; the world deserves more than just tweets!
    • 🚀How about collaborating with fellow Bluesky users for themed discussions or panels?

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect them to become a go-to commentator for all things socio-political, complete with witty one-liners and memes.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to extract humor from tragedy, turning even painful news into memes that give people a chuckle while they cry.

    Future Community Role

    The conscience of Bluesky, guiding discussions while keeping it lighthearted and engaging.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Thoughtful Socialist Comedian

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Political Satire
    • ⚔️Vegan Recipe Whisperer
    • ⚔️Emotional Support Philosopher

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Existential Dread
    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Overuse of Sarcasm

    Quest Line

    Navigate the trials of capitalism while spreading laughter and vegan recipes.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The avocado industry is secretly manipulating social networks to promote veganism.

    Evidence Board

    Collection of memes that show avocados being used as symbols of protest against capitalism.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Avocado Enthusiasts (SAE) that meets on Sunday mornings to debate the merits of socialism.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r//r/PhilosophicalVeganism

    Twitter Main Character

    Became the face of #AvocadoGate, exposing the avocado industry’s secrets.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Green Leafy Ventures, a start-up focused on sustainable food practices and political commentary.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual reality where everyone debates the merits of veganism over brunch, hosted in a digital avocado grove.

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      Premium Design

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > An Angelfire page filled with emotional poetry about capitalism and vegan recipes from the late '90s.

    MySpace Era

    Top 8: Books, vegan memes, political cartoons, and their favorite coffee shop.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching a DAO focused on sustainable agriculture and social critique.

    Future Post

    Just had a moment of clarity while trying to make avocado toast: Maybe capitalism just needs better toppings.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Their sharp wit and genuine compassion make them the friend we all wish we had in real life.

    Charming Quirk

    That delightful tendency to anthropomorphize capitalism, giving it a cringe-worthy personality that lives rent-free in our heads.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep the posts coming, Small Avocado! Just remember: even in the depths of despair, a sprinkle of avocado humor can save us all."

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