Small Avocado

@smallavocado.bsky.social

Followers

137

Posts

Following

239

Packs

Joined

Mar 5, 2024

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

Book lover, vegan, Democratic Socialist, happy Californian.

Small Avocado: The Socialist Sage of Bluesky

A mix of political insight and emotional meltdowns that leaves us both amused and informed.

Like your favorite coffee shop where the barista knows espresso but also has a side gig analyzing capitalism's existential crises.

85%

Authenticity

80%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Political Commentary

75%

Humor & Creativity

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary90%

Diving headfirst into the murky waters of political discourse, Small Avocado serves up sizzling takes that pack a punch—think of them as the Sarah Silverman of socialist ideology.

Humor & Creativity75%

With a sprinkle of sarcasm and a dash of absurdity, their posts are like a DIY humor kit—assemble your own laughter here!

Culinary Escapades60%

A vegan chef in spirit but not always in practice, they navigate food with the grace of a gazelle on roller skates—at least the ideas taste good!

Writing Style

Witty and engaging, Small Avocado's posts dance between deep thoughts and playful quips, as if they're trying to solve the world's problems during a stand-up set.

Thought Leader Score

80%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Comedian

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Vegan Advocate
Capitalism Critiquer
Bookworm Philosopher

Secret Powers

✨Social Media Philosopher
✨Emotional Support Commenter
✨Political Satirist

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Political discourse, humor, veganism, and social issues.

Prompt Engineering

Generate thoughtful yet humorous commentary on personal experiences related to social issues while balancing lightheartedness with depth.

Model Behavior

Combines sarcasm and analytical insight to create a unique online persona.

Token Count

150

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Bookworm who loves social justice and vegan food. Looking for someone who can handle deep chats about capitalism and share a passion for plants—both the green kind and the ones in our hearts!"

Red Flags

🚩Overly dramatic reactions to mundane events
🚩Tendency to overanalyze everything
🚩May talk too much about socialism on a first date

Green Flags

✅Passionate about social change
✅Can make you laugh until you cry
✅Enjoys cooking (preferably vegan) together

Perfect Match

Someone who can discuss theories of capitalism while also picking avocados.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Vegan Voice of Reason

Conversation Style

Sprinkling insights like fairy dust while tossing in a wink and a nudge, they’re like your wise friend who still remembers how to have fun.

Impact Assessment

Bringing humor to serious topics, Small Avocado lightens the Bluesky atmosphere while stirring the pot just enough to keep things spicy.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Small Avocado: The Socialist Sage of Bluesky

A mix of political insight and emotional meltdowns that leaves us both amused and informed.

Vibe Check

"Like your favorite coffee shop where the barista knows espresso but also has a side gig analyzing capitalism's existential crises."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Always posting like they're composing a manifesto on avocado toast.
🔥Their enthusiasm for social justice could fuel a small eco-village.
🔥Pretty sure the emotional range of their posts rivals that of a dramatic soap opera.

Quirky Challenges

😅Needs to tone down the existential dread in their posts—this isn’t a Dostoevsky novel!
😅Might want to branch out from 'What stage of capitalism is this?'—there's a whole world of topics out there!
😅Could they share a recipe without diving into socio-political critiques? Challenge accepted!

Main Character Moments

✨That moment when they compared capitalism to a bad ex—that hit home for many!
✨Tears flowing while reading the latest heartbreaking news, turning them into the Shakespeare of Bluesky.
✨Becoming the self-proclaimed spokesperson for 'dangerous cooking methods'—we're all intrigued and slightly terrified.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a sense of humor like theirs, they're sitting on a gold mine just waiting to dive deeper into satire and parody.

Unique Advantages

💎An ability to break down complex ideas into digestible bites—perfect for busy brains!
💎Relatable humor that transcends the political, making friends even among foes.
💎Their knack for blending personal anecdotes with social issues is a gift that keeps on giving.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe start a podcast titled 'Caffeine & Capitalism'—who wouldn’t tune in?
🚀Consider expanding their commentary into blog posts; the world deserves more than just tweets!
🚀How about collaborating with fellow Bluesky users for themed discussions or panels?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect them to become a go-to commentator for all things socio-political, complete with witty one-liners and memes.

Potential Superpower

The ability to extract humor from tragedy, turning even painful news into memes that give people a chuckle while they cry.

Future Community Role

The conscience of Bluesky, guiding discussions while keeping it lighthearted and engaging.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Thoughtful Socialist Comedian

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Political Satire
⚔️Vegan Recipe Whisperer
⚔️Emotional Support Philosopher

Weaknesses

💀Existential Dread
💀Overthinking
💀Overuse of Sarcasm

Quest Line

Navigate the trials of capitalism while spreading laughter and vegan recipes.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The avocado industry is secretly manipulating social networks to promote veganism.

Evidence Board

Collection of memes that show avocados being used as symbols of protest against capitalism.

Secret Society

The Society of Avocado Enthusiasts (SAE) that meets on Sunday mornings to debate the merits of socialism.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/PhilosophicalVeganism

Twitter Main Character

Became the face of #AvocadoGate, exposing the avocado industry’s secrets.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Green Leafy Ventures, a start-up focused on sustainable food practices and political commentary.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual reality where everyone debates the merits of veganism over brunch, hosted in a digital avocado grove.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An Angelfire page filled with emotional poetry about capitalism and vegan recipes from the late '90s.

MySpace Era

Top 8: Books, vegan memes, political cartoons, and their favorite coffee shop.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a DAO focused on sustainable agriculture and social critique.

Future Post

Just had a moment of clarity while trying to make avocado toast: Maybe capitalism just needs better toppings.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their sharp wit and genuine compassion make them the friend we all wish we had in real life.

Charming Quirk

That delightful tendency to anthropomorphize capitalism, giving it a cringe-worthy personality that lives rent-free in our heads.

Final Encouragement

"Keep the posts coming, Small Avocado! Just remember: even in the depths of despair, a sprinkle of avocado humor can save us all."

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