The Warlock doesn’t hold back on his roasting of overpriced tech—more like the ‘Sorcerer of Consumerism’ than the ‘Wicked Warlock’! It’s like watching a modern-day Merlin battle the evil sorcery of corporate greed, one HDMI cable at a time.

From the plight of the hungry to Netflix shows that don’t quite hit the mark, he’s the bard of Bluesky, spinning tales that tug at the heartstrings (or get a few laughs). If Shakespeare were alive, he’d likely be in the comments section, applauding his keen insights.

His love for ‘Wicked’ and Disney Channel is a delightful throwback—one part wistful prince and one part grumpy old man yelling at clouds. You can almost hear him singing 'Defying Gravity' while googling if it’s too late to get a refund for that childhood!