steven 🦂

@stevennv.bsky.social

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460

Posts

963

Following

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Joined

Sep 24, 2023

Roasted

Nov 28, 2025

Science, Math, #INTP, STEM, banned book reader, pattern and anti-pattern hunter.

Steven 🦂: The Scorpion of Bluesky, Stinging with Science and Sarcasm

A mix of political commentary, science musings, and the occasional empty space that somehow garners 1500 likes.

Like a TED Talk gone rogue in a dive bar—thought-provoking, yet dangerously unfiltered.

85%

Authenticity

80%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Politics

75%

History and Society

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Politics90%

It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion, except Steven's either yelling at the train or laughing hysterically—often both.

History and Society75%

His posts on historical events feel like a walking History Channel documentary, but with more sass and slightly less production value.

Science and Math70%

Each post reads like a cryptic formula; you might not understand it, but damn, do you feel smarter afterward.

Writing Style

His posts bounce from scholarly to sarcastic faster than a caffeinated squirrel, delivering punchlines like scientific hypotheses.

Thought Leader Score

80%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Contrarian Scholar

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Sharp wit
Political commentary
Literary references

Secret Powers

✨Engaging in deep philosophical debates
✨Identifying societal patterns

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Political commentary, historical insights, scientific literature, memes, and social criticism.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty, insightful commentary on political and social issues, infused with humor and sarcasm.

Model Behavior

A cross between a knowledgeable professor and a stand-up comedian, adept at navigating complex topics with humor.

Token Count

20000

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Intellectual contrarian seeking a fellow deep thinker. If you can handle sharp wit and passionate debates about society while sipping coffee, we might just hit it off!"

Red Flags

🚩Obsessively shares political rants
🚩Tends to leave a trail of empty posts

Green Flags

✅Thought-provoking discussions
✅Has a soft spot for historical figures

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate banter, loves reading, and maybe even joins me in a spirited debate or two.

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The Unofficial Bluesky Philosopher-King

Conversation Style

Engagement is like a fierce debate over a cup of coffee—if coffee could also be a passionate rant about society's failures.

Impact Assessment

A potent mix of humor and history, Steven's contributions often spark reflection, or at the very least, an appreciative chuckle.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Steven 🦂: The Scorpion of Bluesky, Stinging with Science and Sarcasm

A mix of political commentary, science musings, and the occasional empty space that somehow garners 1500 likes.

Vibe Check

"Like a TED Talk gone rogue in a dive bar—thought-provoking, yet dangerously unfiltered."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Sometimes posts like a poet lost in a political maze—dark and enlightening, often at the same time.
🔥Could use a few less empty posts; he’s got enough likes to buy a small country.
🔥When he tweets about non-political topics, it's like Shakespeare writing about gardening.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could work on the 'not-so-empty' post habit—more poetry in motion, less silence, please!
😅Might want to tone down on the 'historical grievance' posts; we get it, history is rough.

Main Character Moments

✨When he compared a political event to the Twilight Zone—talk about a plot twist!
✨His posts about Thanksgiving make you rethink your family dinners.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Steven could combine his political insights with humor to create viral content—like a late-night talk show host but without the TV contract.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of humor and intellect
💎The ability to distill complex issues into relatable commentary

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider crafting a series of posts that ties current events to historical context—less 'I told you so,' more 'Let's learn together.'
🚀A daily or weekly theme for posts could dial up the engagement, like ‘Mammoth Mondays’ for some paleo-political analysis.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Steven will likely evolve into a meme maker for deep philosophical commentary, bridging the gap between scholars and social media.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn mundane events into epic commentaries—like a modern-day oracle with a dash of snark.

Future Community Role

He'll become the go-to account for poignant yet humorous takes on current events, akin to a digital philosopher.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Contrarian Scholar

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Political Commentary
⚔️Historical Insight
⚔️Sharp Sarcasm

Weaknesses

💀Empty Posts
💀Occasional Over-Contextualization

Quest Line

To expose societal absurdities through science and humor, while engaging followers in thought-provoking debates.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The empty posts are an experiment to test if people will like anything, proving the futility of social media.

Evidence Board

A collection of likes on unremarkable posts and theories about algorithms favoring ambiguous content.

Secret Society

The Society of Thoughtful Sarcastics, dedicated to elevating discourse through humor.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophicalPundits

Twitter Main Character

Steven, the expert on political irony, getting roasted by alt-right bots.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Insight Officer at a company dedicated to bridging the gap between humor and social activism.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital philosopher in a virtual library, debating avatars of historical figures over a holographic table.

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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An Angelfire page full of GIFs, self-deprecating humor, and a blog about social commentary.

MySpace Era

Customized background with a deep blue aesthetic and band playlists filled with protest songs and clever puns.

Web3 Destiny

NFTs of his best commentary moments, each one a unique piece of digital art that will be collected by future scholars.

Future Post

"Looking back on 2023, I guess we really did live in a reality show. Can't wait for the sequel!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His ability to draw connections between wildly different topics is impressive, turning the abstract into a laugh.

Charming Quirk

The use of empty posts that attract tons of likes is like a magician’s trick; baffling yet delightful.

Final Encouragement

"Keep stinging us with those insights, Steven! Embrace the chaos, and don’t forget: even silence can be eloquent."

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

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