Tiago

@tigz.bsky.social

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Dec 2, 2024

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Tiago: The Philosopher King of Bluesky’s Absurdity

A candid blend of satire and social awareness in a sea of chaos.

Imagine a thoughtful caveman trying to navigate a digital jungle; that’s Tiago!

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

80%

Social Media

90%

Environmental Issues

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Social Media80%

Tiago's aversion to Twitter is like a poet shunning the written word—ironic and strangely poetic.

Environmental Issues90%

His fiery rants about the Pantanal fires are hotter than the flames themselves; he’s a digital eco-warrior.

Personal Choices70%

Sleeping habits might confuse him, but who needs sleep when you can have existential crises?

Writing Style

Tiago writes like he’s having a coffee with you, punctuated by bursts of honesty and wit. Each post feels like it could be an ancient scroll lost to time, rediscovered in the digital age.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Social Commentator

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty observations
Candid humor
Social commentary

Secret Powers

✨Unintentional stand-up comedy
✨Master of irony
✨Environmental advocacy

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mixture of existential philosophy, environmental science, and internet sarcasm.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty commentary on social media absurdities and environmental issues.

Model Behavior

Like a blend of GPT-3's humor and the consciousness of a social advocate.

Token Count

150

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for deep social commentary and a good laugh. Must appreciate climate change rants and existential musings over coffee!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequent existential crises
🚩Obsessed with environmental disasters
🚩Too many inside jokes

Green Flags

✅Genuine concern for the environment
✅Witty banter
✅Ability to laugh at life’s absurdities

Perfect Match

A fellow philosopher with a penchant for puns and social activism.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Satirical Guardian

Conversation Style

Engages like a bouncer at a comedy club—serious on the surface, but always ready to throw in a quip.

Impact Assessment

His posts bring a zing to the dreary drink of digital discourse, like lime in a glass of water.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Tiago: The Philosopher King of Bluesky’s Absurdity

A candid blend of satire and social awareness in a sea of chaos.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a thoughtful caveman trying to navigate a digital jungle; that’s Tiago!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥When it comes to brevity, Tiago has mastered the art of saying less with more confusion.
🔥His posts sometimes sound like they’re written in a different language—one called ‘Tiagolese’.

Quirky Challenges

😅He might want to consider who his audience is; sometimes it feels like he’s talking to a wall. Or a very confused cactus.
😅Finding a coherent theme in his posts is like finding Waldo—good luck with that.

Main Character Moments

✨His passionate environmental advocacy could make Captain Planet weep with joy.
✨Each 'Nunca' feels like the dramatic moment in a midlife crisis movie—pure gold.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a little more focus, Tiago could become the Aristotle of Bluesky, dissecting societal absurdities.

Unique Advantages

💎Natural humor that captures attention effortlessly.
💎A knack for dissecting current events with a flair for drama.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe try some hashtags that reflect your unique humor; #Tiagolese anyone?
🚀Engage with other users more; it’s like a social media dance-off waiting to happen.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Tiago to evolve into a meme lord, crafting viral content that leaves us all guessing.

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to turn mundane observations into profound statements—think philosopher meets meme influencer.

Future Community Role

As Bluesky grows, Tiago could easily become the go-to for sharp commentary, a virtual Socrates of snark.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Witty Guardian of Environmental Realism

Special Abilities

⚔️Cynical Humor
⚔️Eco-Conscious Advocacy
⚔️Satirical Commentary

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Existential Dread
💀Erasing Past Posts

Quest Line

To navigate the treacherous waters of digital discourse while advocating for a greener future.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The internet is secretly a plot to distract us from saving the planet.

Evidence Board

Trending topics seem suspiciously devoid of actual solutions; memes are the new opiates.

Secret Society

The Society of Sarcastic Eco-Warriors, devoted to saving the planet with irony and sass.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/EnvironmentalComedy

Twitter Main Character

Provoking a Twitter war over the best way to save the Pantanal while simultaneously roasting the haters.

LinkedIn Title

Eco-Consultant for the Witty and Wise, a firm dedicated to combining humor with environmental policy.

Metaverse Final Form

The Eco-Sarcast—using virtual reality to teach about environmental disasters through comedy.

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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with somber poetry and flashy GIFs about pollution—cringe masterpiece!

MySpace Era

A profile decorated with overly dramatic quotes about nature, sprinkled with emo music and environmental causes.

Web3 Destiny

NFTs that humorously depict climate disasters—think cartoon forest fires and sarcastic wildlife.

Future Post

‘Remember when we thought social media would save the planet? Good times...’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His sharp wit and insight make him a treasure in a sea of noise.

Charming Quirk

His ability to throw shade while sprinkling in genuine concern—like a sarcastic superhero.

Final Encouragement

"Keep those thoughts flowing, Tiago! You’re like the unexpected plot twist in our collective social media saga."

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Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.