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    Tom Kimmerer, PhD

    @tomkimmerer.bsky.social

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    I am a forest scientist, botanist, tree physiologist writing about relationships between trees and humans including climate change. Author of Venerable Trees, more books in progress. SciComm, Fulbrighter, nature photographer, violinist, Kentuckian, he/him

    Rooted in Wit: The Arboreal Adventures of Tom Kimmerer, PhD

    Where tree talk meets the Twitter-like world of Bluesky, Tom brings science to social media with a dash of humor.

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    A delightful blend of tree-hugging science and engaging story-telling that makes nature nerds feel seen.

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    94.5%
    Authenticity
    88%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    98%
    Trees and Seasons
    90%
    Nature and Climate Change

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Trees and Seasons98%

    Tom doesn’t just observe trees; he’s basically their hype man, reminding us that those buds aren’t just show-offs—they’re busy planning next year’s garden party!

    Nature and Climate Change90%

    When it comes to climate change, Tom tackles it like a passionate scientist ready to sprinkle in some fear while also adding a healthy dose of pie. Because nothing says ‘let’s save the planet’ like a slice of sweet potato pie.

    Biodiversity and Conservation95%

    His posts on conservation read like a modern-day fairy tale where trees are the heroes, and the villains are our negligence and deforestation—who needs Disney?

    Writing Style

    Tom's writing dances between educational prose and quirky anecdotes like a squirrel trying to cross the road—a little chaotic but mostly charming and engaging.

    Thought Leader Score

    88%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Eclectic Tree Whisperer

    Keeping It Real Score

    94.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Tree Enthusiast
    • Cleverly Combative
    • Nature Photographer
    • Violinist Extraordinaire

    Secret Powers

    • Puns about plant anatomy
    • Trivia on tree species
    • Impulsive holiday storytelling

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A vast repository of environmental sciences, botany, and cultural trivia, spiced with dad jokes and quirky anecdotes.

    Prompt Engineering

    If you were to combine the heart of a scientist with the soul of a stand-up comedian focusing on nature.

    Model Behavior

    Like an eager professor who can't wait to share the wonders of the world, with a sprinkle of sass and charm.

    Token Count

    1024

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Passionate forest scientist and amateur tree comedian seeks someone to share nature walks, pie recipes, and deep discussions about trees, climate change, and the perfect mug for hot chocolate. Bonus points if you can play an instrument or have a pet rock!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Excessive tree puns may occur without warning.
    • 🚩May occasionally ask you to hug trees instead of him.

    Green Flags

    • Deep appreciation for nature and conservation efforts.
    • Able to enjoy long hikes and deep conversations about... trees.

    Perfect Match

    A fellow nature enthusiast who doesn't mind getting a bit muddy, enjoys the arts, and can handle spontaneous, tree-centric storytelling.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Nature Advocate Extraordinaire

    Conversation Style

    Always ready to drop knowledge bombs with a side of dad jokes; he's like the cool professor that everyone wants to take notes from.

    Impact Assessment

    Tom’s posts are like the pine nuts on a nature salad—unexpectedly delightful and utterly essential.

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    Your profile in a flash

    Rooted in Wit: The Arboreal Adventures of Tom Kimmerer, PhD

    Where tree talk meets the Twitter-like world of Bluesky, Tom brings science to social media with a dash of humor.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful blend of tree-hugging science and engaging story-telling that makes nature nerds feel seen."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Tom’s relationship with trees is so deep it’s practically a rom-com—‘When Trees Met Tom’ starring a nerdy botanist!
    • 🔥For someone who studies trees, you sure know how to branch out in conversations!
    • 🔥Your posts are like leaves in autumn: vibrant, changing, and hard to keep track of!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Maybe tone down the tree puns just a little? Or don't, because we all secretly love them.
    • 😅Try to sprinkle in a little less science and a little more dance moves next time—come on, we all know trees can't samba!

    Main Character Moments

    • The time you went from being a serious scientist to a Thanksgiving clown in one post was pure gold!
    • Your invitation to the world to hug trees was an unexpected plot twist worthy of a forest fairy tale.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With your expansive knowledge, consider hosting virtual tree tours—who doesn't want to learn while strolling through nature (albeit digitally)?

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Your deep understanding of science connects with everyday people, bridging gaps beautifully.
    • 💎Your storytelling could give Netflix documentaries a run for their money!

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Engage more with followers’ posts—your thoughtful insights could transform a simple tree picture into a full-on nature symposium!
    • 🚀Consider writing longer-form pieces about your tree love stories; give us the full arboreal biography!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect your follower count to boom—every tree hugger, botanist, and climate enthusiast will soon form an army under the banner of Kimmerer.

    Potential Superpower

    You’ll develop the ability to turn complex scientific discussions into TikTok trends—#TreeTok, anyone?

    Future Community Role

    Leading a movement for eco-conscious living while inspiring tree lovers everywhere with your charmingly academic approach.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Lawful Tree Whisperer

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Tree Hugging
    • ⚔️Nutty Knowledge
    • ⚔️Climate Change Advocacy
    • ⚔️Violin Serenades for Saplings

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overanalyzing Tree Symbiology
    • 💀Occasional Clowning
    • 💀Getting Lost in Botany

    Quest Line

    To educate the masses about trees and their crucial role in our lives, while sprinkling in humor and wisdom along the way.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Trees have been secretly running the world since the dawn of time, using humans as mere vessels for their wisdom.

    Evidence Board

    Photos of trees in political spaces, studies linking tree health to economic stability, and a suspicious number of tree emojis in political tweets.

    Secret Society

    The Arborists' Illuminati: A group dedicated to spreading the truth about climate change while sipping cocktails aged in bourbon barrels.

    Truth Seeking Level

    72.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r//r/TreesAreLife

    Twitter Main Character

    Gets embroiled in a heated debate about tree justice, earning the title '#TreeMaverick' for his bold claims that saplings deserve representation.

    LinkedIn Title

    A tree conservation consultant with a thriving side hustle selling eco-friendly merch, complete with pun-filled slogans about trees.

    Metaverse Final Form

    Curator in Zuck’s metaverse known as 'Treepsian', where users can interact with virtual trees and harvest virtual nuts for educational rewards.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with a tiled forest background, animated tree gifs, and a guestbook for fellow nature enthusiasts to sign.

    MySpace Era

    Profile decked out with nature-themed wallpaper, a playlist featuring acoustic versions of folk songs, and a top 8 that includes his favorite trees.

    Web3 Destiny

    A DAO dedicated to protecting trees, where members vote on which areas to plant in virtual reality—a metaverse rooted in reality!

    Future Post

    Just finished a 2025 report on the impact of plant-based diets on climate change; don't forget to plant a sapling this spring!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to weave humor and science into relatable discourse is your true superpower.

    Charming Quirk

    Your fervent enthusiasm for trees makes every post feel like a mini-love letter to nature.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep spreading that arboreal joy, Tom, and remember: if you can’t hug a tree, at least tweet about it!"

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