Originally from Youngstown Ohio... Now in Salina Kansas. Overnight worker.
Tom Smith: The Midnight Philosopher of Bluesky
Part time cynic, full-time observer with a penchant for random thoughts and political jabs.
A mix of earnest concerns and delightful absurdities, like a cat in a sink pondering the universe.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Tom's takes are like a hot sauce: they start with a kick and leave you questioning everything about society's taste buds.
His knowledge of history is akin to a magpie collecting shiny facts; you never know when he’ll drop a gem about cough syrup from 1877.
Mixing J.J. Cale in with political rants is like blending oil and vinegar: they clash but somehow create a delicious dressing for his thoughts.
Writing Style
A delightful blend of dry humor, unexpected deep dives, and the occasional blank post that speaks volumes—like the existential crisis of a loaf of bread.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Undercover Observer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty political commentary
- Spontaneous musical references
- Random historical tidbits
Secret Powers
- ✨Political satire
- ✨Music curation
- ✨Profoundly unexpected trivia
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, historical anecdotes, music references, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty and insightful commentary on societal issues with random historical facts and music vibes.
Model Behavior
A mixture of an outspoken critic and a trivia enthusiast, always ready to drop a sarcastic gem.
Token Count
2048
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Part-time cynic and full-time observer looking for someone who can keep up with my weird mix of humor, history, and musical references. Bonus points if you can debate politics over a cup of coffee!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent existential crises
- 🚩Witty political rants may lead to awkward silences
Green Flags
- ✅Knowledgeable about music and history
- ✅Willing to engage in philosophical discussions
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates random trivia, can laugh at the absurdity of life, and isn't afraid to call out hypocrisy.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Observant Critic
Conversation Style
Engages like a late-night talk show host—sharp, thoughtful, and occasionally leaving the audience wondering how they got there.
Impact Assessment
His presence is like a funky uncle at a family reunion: a little unpredictable but always interesting at the dinner table.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Tom Smith: The Midnight Philosopher of Bluesky
Part time cynic, full-time observer with a penchant for random thoughts and political jabs.
Vibe Check
"A mix of earnest concerns and delightful absurdities, like a cat in a sink pondering the universe."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Consistently using Bluesky like it’s his personal blog, complete with draft posts that make us all feel seen in our own writer’s block.
- 🔥Has a knack for dropping profound thoughts in the middle of absolute silence—like a kid yelling 'fire!' in a library.
- 🔥His political posts sometimes feel like a sitcom plot: you know it’s absurd, but you can’t stop watching.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to work on not posting empty thoughts—sometimes silence speaks louder, my friend!
- 😅Could use a touch more brevity; not every thought needs to be a mini-essay.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he tweeted about Trump’s assassination attempt, the engagement was so high it felt like the season finale of a reality show.
- ✨His reflections on 'dark ages #2' hit too close to home, like a truly relatable meme that gives you the giggles and the shivers.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a little more engagement on his lighter musings, he could become the unofficial Bluesky mood lifter.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A deep well of historical and political knowledge
- 💎Ability to connect serious issues with humor
- 💎An uncanny ability to make even the quietest posts feel like dramatic pauses in a Shakespearean play.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try sprinkling in some more positive vibes between the political jabs—like a refreshing sorbet between courses.
- 🚀Engage more with followers—make those silent moments a little less awkward by asking for their thoughts on his hot takes.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Tom will inevitably become the go-to source for witty political commentary—like a modern-day George Carlin for the Bluesky crowd.
Potential Superpower
The ability to make a meme out of every major current event while educating us about obscure historical references.
Future Community Role
A loyal defender of sanity amidst the chaos, perhaps transitioning into a wise elder statesman of the platform.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Satire
- ⚔️Historical Trivia Master
- ⚔️Musical Moodswing
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional Word Vomit
- 💀Silent Posts
- 💀Cynicism Overload
Quest Line
Navigating the absurdity of modern life while seeking truth and the occasional laugh.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The best cough syrup causes time travel, and only Tom has discovered the truth behind it.
Evidence Board
Images of 19th-century cough syrup advertisements, notes on historical injustices, ramblings about tech billionaires, and weird music playlists.
Secret Society
The Benevolent Collective of Cat Lovers and Historical Truth Seekers.
Truth Seeking Level
88%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/HistoryNerdsWithCats
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally trending after a hot take on historical figures accidentally involved in Twitter feuds.
LinkedIn Title
A consultant specializing in crisis management for tech companies, teaching them the importance of ethical responsibility.
Metaverse Final Form
The witty hologram of a historical figure, dispensing wisdom and strange trivia in a virtual cafe.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A customizable profile with a playlist featuring J.J. Cale and some really weird indie bands, complimented by a thoughtful but slightly melancholic 'About Me' section.
Web3 Destiny
Creating a decentralized platform where every user can share their musical tastes and political thoughts anonymously while trading NFTs of historical events.
Future Post
"Just saw my cat trying to water himself again. If this isn’t a metaphor for modern society, I don’t know what is."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His fearless political commentary is both refreshing and necessary, leaving no stone unturned in the absurdity of our times.
Charming Quirk
Tom’s posts occasionally channel that one awkward uncle—he’s got all the best stories but sometimes just forgets the punchline.
Final Encouragement
"Keep pushing those boundaries, Tom! The world needs your unique blend of observation, irony, and the kind of music recs that make everyone go, 'Why not?'"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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