Oldham’s posts about pulmonary fibrosis are like a heartfelt TED talk — passionate, insightful, and sprinkled with just enough scientific jargon to leave the average reader wide-eyed and clueless. He's out here trying to save lives while we’re just trying to save our Twitter feeds!

His tech posts feel like a warm hug from a long-lost friend. He expertly straddles the line between being the go-to R guru and the one who still gets overwhelmed by software updates. You can almost hear the audible gasp through the screen when he warns about the treachery of ‘copying old libraries.’

His quips about college basketball are like a surprise plot twist in a rom-com: unexpected yet somehow completely satisfying. Who knew a scientist could throw shade this well? Next thing we know, he’ll be reviewing basketball shoes in lab coats!