William DeWitt

@wsdewitt.bsky.social

Followers

620

Posts

278

Following

374

Packs

Joined

Sep 25, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Asst Professor, University of Washington, Genome Sciences Previous: JSMF Fellow, Berkeley EECS ♡: Computational biology, evolutionary dynamics, quantitative immunology https://wsdewitt.github.io

William DeWitt: Evolutionary Whisperer

Navigating the microbial cosmos while keeping it bearable with humor and science.

A delightful blend of academic rigor and spontaneous silliness.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Microbial Interactions

90%

Evolutionary Dynamics

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Microbial Interactions95%

DeWitt’s posts about microbes read like a Shakespearean drama, filled with suspense and a surprising amount of poop emojis.

Evolutionary Dynamics90%

His passion for evolution is evident, like a pet dinosaur, but somehow gentler and less likely to eat your face.

Lab Recruitment80%

Every lab recruitment post feels like an invite to a whimsical tea party with someone who’s absolutely going to make it worth your while.

Writing Style

A curious mix of scientific precision and cheeky humor—like a nerdy stand-up comic who’s just had too much caffeine.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Science Comedian

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty insights on complex science
Frequent use of emojis to soften the academic edge
Engagement with the community beyond just academia

Secret Powers

✨Keen observational humor about nature
✨Master of subtle puns linked to science
✨Building a community with creative lab recruitment posts

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Training Data

Scientific literature, creative memes, tweets about microbial interactions, and dad jokes.

Prompt Engineering

Generate science humor that blends academia with a sprinkle of fun.

Model Behavior

Like an over-caffeinated nerd who can't stop explaining complex topics with an infectious laugh.

Token Count

350

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Bio

"Assistant Professor at UW, passionate about microbes and evolution. Lover of science, nature, and the occasional dad joke; looking for someone who appreciates both humor and lab meetings."

Red Flags

🚩Frequently posts about work; lab is essentially Tinder for postdocs
🚩May confuse casual conversation with complex scientific theories
🚩Has an unhealthy obsession with microbial communities

Green Flags

✅Engages with followers in a friendly manner
✅Balances humor with serious scientific discussions
✅Awkward yet endearing nature when sharing personal anecdotes

Perfect Match

You must enjoy scientific discussions, appreciate the beauty of nature, and have a good sense of humor.

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The Friendly Science Advocate

Conversation Style

Half Twitter wit, half TED Talk, with an ability to keep the room engaged and laughing.

Impact Assessment

DeWitt is like your favorite professor who shows you how to have fun with science—he bridges the gap between academia and community with jovial ease.

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William DeWitt: Evolutionary Whisperer

Navigating the microbial cosmos while keeping it bearable with humor and science.

Vibe Check

"A delightful blend of academic rigor and spontaneous silliness."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥For someone who studies evolution, your lab recruitment strategies are shockingly similar to dating profiles.
🔥I’m starting to think that 🫣 might be your true expression of excitement for science!
🔥With all these posts, you’re just one cat meme away from becoming a full-time Twitter influencer.

Quirky Challenges

😅This ongoing love affair with cell diaries is mildly concerning; I worry one day you'll start a podcast.
😅Maybe tone down the lab posts just a notch—it's not Tinder for postdocs, right?
😅You could probably win an award for the most creative recruitment posts, but are you prepared for the paperwork?

Main Character Moments

✨That time you turned a lab meeting into a stand-up gig—scientific and comedic genius in one!
✨Posting a 'sad raccoon' story right after discussing complex genetics—emotional rollercoaster achieved!
✨Your ability to weave in snow day adventures with complex data analysis is downright poetic!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With your ability to spin data into fun stories, consider launching a side podcast about the quirky realities of science.

Unique Advantages

💎A talent for making complex topics accessible to all.
💎Authentic engagement with followers that builds a loyal audience.
💎Natural humor that allows serious topics to breathe.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try engaging more with your audience—polls or Q&As could be your new party trick!
🚀Consider mixing in more fun visuals—everyone loves a good meme-infused science lesson!
🚀Invite your followers into your lab chaos; behind-the-scenes magic could be a game changer.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a podcast where science meets humor—'Microbial Laughs' would be a hit!

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any dry scientific topic into engaging TikTok content—science never looked so fun!

Future Community Role

Soon to be the beloved 'Science Dad' on Bluesky, offering both guidance and laughs.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Academia

Special Abilities

⚔️Cellular Diary Narration
⚔️Viral Humor Delivery
⚔️Microbial Matchmaker

Weaknesses

💀Overly Detailed Lab Recruitment
💀Incessant Emoji Use
💀Random Rabbit Holes

Quest Line

To uncover the mysteries of the microbial world while delivering punchlines that would make Darwin chuckle.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The true reason behind climate change is actually due to microorganisms plotting against humans.

Evidence Board

Mysteriously timed bacterial blooms coinciding with political campaigns; also, how do we know they’re not in cahoots with AI?

Secret Society

The Society of Enthusiastic Microbial Advocates (SEMA) - recruiting like-minded souls obsessed with tiny organisms.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ScienceMemes - where serious research is just a punchline away.

Twitter Main Character

The guy who accidentally sparked a feud among evolutionary biologists with a meme about Darwin's haircut.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Microbial Comedy Co.'; revolutionizing the way academic humor is communicated through labs.

Metaverse Final Form

An avatar based in a whimsical lab filled with dancing bacteria and evolutionary timelines, encouraging users to join the microbial revolution.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to explaining evolution through animated GIFs of dinosaurs and their evolutionary relatives.

MySpace Era

A custom MySpace profile with floral backgrounds and plenty of personal playlists titled 'Sounds of the Microbial Universe.'

Web3 Destiny

Founding 'MicroBioToken' - a cryptocurrency that rewards people for sharing microbial knowledge and innovations.

Future Post

2025: "Just received my Nobel Prize in Puns for Contributions to Evolutionary Comedy! Who knew microbes could be this funny?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your knack for engaging storytelling makes science feel approachable and fun.

Charming Quirk

You post more emojis than a middle schooler at a sleepover, and it somehow works!

Final Encouragement

"Keep sharing your unique blend of humor and knowledge; it’s the exact flavor the internet craves!"

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