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@zanadu.bsky.social

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Roasted

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Librarianed so hard I got a reading injury, still read more than you. I don't believe in the sun. Mpls, or not. Allergic omnidirectional nerdling- music, books, tech, words, food, weird geeky random, thee cat, she/her, live-in bf of @chawkeye.bsky.social

Welcome to the Library of Zany Takes

A librarian with a penchant for music challenges and quirky musings on life.

A delightful mix of snark and sincerity that makes you question your own reading habits.

88%

Authenticity

72%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Music Challenges

80%

Food and Snacks

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Music Challenges95%

If music challenges were Olympic events, Z. would take home the gold, silver, and bronze for the sheer volume of entries and relentless creativity.

Food and Snacks80%

Z. has found a way to turn the mundane act of eating into an art form, especially when it involves Sunbutter chocolate cups.

Library Advocacy75%

When it comes to libraries, you’ll find Z. wielding a digital sword, ready to fight against shiny object syndrome with a side of data.

Writing Style

A blend of sardonic witticism and earnest reflection, with plenty of punchy one-liners and thought-provoking commentary that makes even the snobbiest of readers feel appreciated.

Thought Leader Score

72%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Librarian

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Music aficionado
Food enthusiast
Cat lover
Sarcastic humorist

Secret Powers

✨Crafting delightful snacks
✨Spinning a compelling narrative
✨Picking the perfect song for every mood

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of music theory, culinary arts, library science, and internet meme culture.

Prompt Engineering

Write as a witty librarian who loves music, food, and cats, all while roasting themselves and others.

Model Behavior

A quirky blend of nerdy humor with existential undertones.

Token Count

1234

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"I'm a librarian with a reading injury (yes, it's a thing!), passionate about music challenges, cats, and snacks. If you're cool with me crafting delicious treats while discussing obscure literary references, we might just hit it off!"

Red Flags

🚩Tendency to overanalyze every song and snack pairing.
🚩Too much time spent on music challenges, not enough on dating challenges.

Green Flags

✅Great taste in music and food
✅A cat that's basically my roommate

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates a good pun, can handle a whirlwind of quirky interests, and is down for spontaneous snack-making adventures.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Sassy Sage of Bluesky

Conversation Style

Engaging with a dash of sarcasm and a generous sprinkle of genuine interest, Z. invites everyone in for a conversation while managing to roast them at the same time.

Impact Assessment

Creating a unique space for fellow nerds to gather, Z.'s posts are like a community potluck that somehow ends with everyone leaving with leftovers and a newfound appreciation for public libraries.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Welcome to the Library of Zany Takes

A librarian with a penchant for music challenges and quirky musings on life.

Vibe Check

"A delightful mix of snark and sincerity that makes you question your own reading habits."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your music challenge participation rivals that of an overzealous middle schooler with a crush.
🔥If your posts were a soundtrack, they’d be a blend of eclectic tunes and occasional awkward pauses.
🔥You’re like the cat video of Bluesky: irresistibly shareable, but oh so relatable.

Quirky Challenges

😅Dare to post about something not music-related?
😅If 'Caturday' were a religion, you'd be the high priestess of felines.
😅Resist the urge to turn every post into a food critique—it won't always come out as gourmet.

Main Character Moments

✨Claiming to have a reading injury; classic.
✨Your cat's zoomies seem to be a metaphor for your existential crisis.
✨That time you compared your IKEA name to your personality—it was eerily accurate.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Perhaps a series on 'Books You Didn't Know Were Actually Good' could ignite the literary world!

Unique Advantages

💎A unique voice that combines humor with intelligence.
💎A talent for mixing food and culture into mind-blowing content.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try branching out into short videos—the world needs to see your snack-making skills!
🚀Host a podcast where you discuss your music challenges with guests—everyone loves a little nerdy banter.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A podcast where your deep dives into music history make waves—literally and figuratively.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any mundane subject into a viral sensation.

Future Community Role

A beloved community storyteller who brings nerdiness to life in a way that resonates with many.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Snack Magician

Special Abilities

⚔️Whimsical Wordsmith
⚔️Melodic Memory Keeper
⚔️Feral Coworker Whisperer

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking every food post
💀Nerding out too hard during music challenges
💀Cat-related distractions

Quest Line

To curate the ultimate mixtape while advocating for the library system, one snack at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The world's libraries are secretly controlling the music industry to push certain genres to the top.

Evidence Board

Cited cases of librarians curating playlists that somehow dominate the charts, and why are all librarians using vinyl records?

Secret Society

The Order of the Consultative Cat Librarians

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/QuirkyFoodies

Twitter Main Character

Causing a stir after tweeting about the 'secret life of librarians' while live-tweeting a cat video marathon.

LinkedIn Title

Founder of 'Culinary Literary Wonders', specializing in recipe books and cat-themed literature.

Metaverse Final Form

A sentient cat avatar hosting music trivia nights while serving virtual snacks.

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Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI pulls in every recipe you love, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities homepage decked out in glitter gifs with a section titled 'Top 10 Tracks for Reading' and a guestbook filled with requests for more cat pics.

MySpace Era

A MySpace profile featuring the top 8 favorite snacks and the song they would play on repeat, complete with a poorly coded layout.

Web3 Destiny

Transformative crypto project: 'Nerdy Nibbles', a food and music collaborative NFT space, where every snack sold funds a library.

Future Post

"Just got back from the library's holiday party—turns out they serve the best snacks and have a killer dance floor!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your greatest quality is how you blend humor and insight so effortlessly.

Charming Quirk

You have a knack for turning the simplest observations into profound musings that make people rethink their lives.

Final Encouragement

"Keep rocking the quirks and sharing those tasty thoughts—your follower count is just the beginning of your delightful reign!"

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.