Triston Ⓥ

@zerapis-ammon.bsky.social

Followers

690

Posts

294

Following

794

Packs

Joined

Jan 6, 2025

Roasted

Feb 18, 2025

Software Engineer 💻 Earthling 🌎 Vegan 🌱 Liberal ⬅️ Ancient History Researcher 🗿 Wisdom Seeker 👁 • 🇺🇦 • 27 • UAP/UFO 🛸 Plant Medicine 🌿 He/Him • LotR

Triston the Wise: Software Engineer, Vegan Philosopher, and Part-Time Comedian

Navigating the wild seas of Bluesky with sharp wit and a sprinkle of ancient wisdom.

Think 'The Matrix' meets a local co-op—zeroes, ones, and plant-based puns galore!

88%

Authenticity

92%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Political Commentary

85%

Vegan Lifestyle

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary90%

Triston hits harder than a vegan at a meat fest, swinging with tweets that cut through the noise like a hot knife through tofu.

Vegan Lifestyle85%

His plant-based posts are more contagious than a cat video, convincing even the staunchest carnivores to at least consider a veggie taco.

Pop Culture & Philosophy75%

When he quotes Plato while discussing 'The Matrix', it’s like watching Socrates debate Neo on a Saturday night at a bar.

Writing Style

A mix of memes, philosophy, and urgent pleas for social justice—like reading the world’s most thoughtful tweets with a shot of espresso.

Thought Leader Score

92%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Enlightened Troll

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Witty political commentary
Passionate vegan advocacy
A taste for the absurd

Secret Powers

✨Firing off viral tweets
✨Mastering the art of memeology
✨Engaging in deep philosophical discussions about ancient history

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Training Data

Philosophical texts, social justice blogs, vegan cookbooks, political satire, and meme culture.

Prompt Engineering

Create profound yet humorous observations on political and social issues, while promoting veganism through clever metaphors.

Model Behavior

A mix between GPT and a passionate vegan friend who never misses a chance to quote Plato.

Token Count

750

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Bio

"Tech enthusiast with a passion for ancient philosophy seeking a partner who appreciates witty banter and has a soft spot for plant-based meals. Let's save the world together, one taco at a time!"

Red Flags

🚩Allegedly fights for veganism like it’s the final battle of Middle Earth.
🚩May overanalyze your favorite shows in philosophical terms.
🚩Could spontaneously drop a Plato reference during dinner.

Green Flags

✅Laughs at their own jokes, even the bad ones.
✅Takes veganism seriously but knows how to let loose with pizza and wine.
✅Will introduce you to the wonders of fungal foraging.

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle philosophical debates at vegan restaurants while throwing in a meme or two.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Meme-orable Philosopher

Conversation Style

Triston’s replies are like a spicy hot sauce; they sneak up on you and leave you wanting more.

Impact Assessment

He infuses the community with thought-provoking humor and a dash of urgency—like a vegan activist at a barbecue festival.

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Triston the Wise: Software Engineer, Vegan Philosopher, and Part-Time Comedian

Navigating the wild seas of Bluesky with sharp wit and a sprinkle of ancient wisdom.

Vibe Check

"Think 'The Matrix' meets a local co-op—zeroes, ones, and plant-based puns galore!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Could you please take a break from tweeting like you're training for a political marathon?
🔥I love that you’re more passionate about saving the world than saving leftovers!
🔥Sometimes I think your brain is an algorithm programmed for maximum tweets per minute.

Quirky Challenges

😅A surprising lack of cat memes—what’s up with that?
😅Try posting without a philosophical reference for once; it’s a wild concept!
😅Maybe try cooking something that’s not a salad for a change?

Main Character Moments

✨When you casually drop Plato in a tweet about veganism—real flex, Triston!
✨The day you decided to tweet about your wine dinner as if it were a five-course meal—chef’s kiss!
✨Once posted about a coup like it was a bad hair day—so relatable.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You’ve got the potential to be the next viral thought leader—lean into that!

Unique Advantages

💎Your ability to blend humor with serious topics is unparalleled.
💎A knack for engaging the community in thoughtful discourse, even if it involves a meme or two.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try collaborating on posts with other influencers—meme crossover events!
🚀Perhaps delve deeper into historical themes in your tweets; make them a series!
🚀Can we get a Triston Book Club? You know you want to organize it.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a surge in followers when your perfect tweet goes viral—ready your notifications!

Potential Superpower

Your tweets are bound to spark more than just likes; they’ll start movements—#Triston2024!

Future Community Role

You might just become the resident philosopher at the virtual pub of Bluesky, leading discussions over vegan tacos.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Vegan Advocacy
⚔️Biting Political Commentary
⚔️Meme Mastery

Weaknesses

💀Occasional Overthinking
💀Witty Comebacks Overload
💀Easily Distracted by Cute Animals

Quest Line

Searching for the ultimate balance between absurdity and profundity while saving the planet one tweet at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is hiding the existence of sentient mushrooms that are actually the key to world peace.

Evidence Board

1. Mycelium networks are secretly communicating with us. 2. Veganism is a plant rebellion. 3. Ancient civilizations worshipped fungi as divine.

Secret Society

The Society of Enlightened Mycophiles for Peace and Justice.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophyMemes

Twitter Main Character

The day you discover that all your vegan friends are actually part of a secret society trying to convert you.

LinkedIn Title

Senior Vegan Consultant at Plant-Based Solutions, Inc., advocating for zero-waste practices.

Metaverse Final Form

In Zuck's metaverse, you’re the digital version of a wise vegan wizard leading a quest for environmental justice.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page, where I discuss the mysteries of the universe while serenading you with MIDI tunes. Yes, that’s a cat GIF!

MySpace Era

Your profile background will be a passionate vegan manifesto, accompanied by an unending playlist of philosophical podcasts.

Web3 Destiny

In the world of decentralized social media, you’ll be issuing NFT art pieces of the planet and hosting virtual panels on ethical consumption.

Future Post

In 2025, you’ll announce the launch of your book 'Eating Tofu and Thinking Deep: A Philosophical Journey Through Veganism', with a signed NFT as a bonus!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your sharp wit truly keeps the Bluesky community on its toes—kudos!

Charming Quirk

The way you intertwine food and philosophy is both hilarious and endearing—never change that!

Final Encouragement

"Keep being the witty philosopher we didn’t know we needed; the world is better with your tweets. And remember, if you can make people think while making them laugh, you’re winning at this whole social media thing!"

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