Ben Eubank

@ben.eubank.me

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530

Posts

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Joined

Nov 9, 2024

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

Ben Eubank: The Footballing Philosopher of Bluesky

Merging cat memes with existential dread over football matches, just your average social media raconteur.

If you could bottle the essence of a weekend watch party, add a splash of football fanaticism, and a sprinkle of cat videos, you'd get Ben's timeline.

88%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Football Fandom

90%

Cats

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Football Fandom95%

Ben's posts are like a Shakespearean play, filled with drama, passion, and a dash of tragedy (looking at you, Chelsea).

Cats90%

The only thing that rivals his love for football is his love for cats, which he uses as the emotional support mascots for his anguished match reports.

Tech and Leather60%

The mysterious tech-leather reference still has us scratching our heads—are we talking football gear or avant-garde fashion?

Writing Style

Ben writes with the confidence of a football commentator and the brevity of a cat trying to hide from a bath—sharp, quick, and sometimes cryptic.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sports Sage with a Feline Twist

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Multilingual in Football and Cat
Weekend Warrior of Social Media
Master of Anticipation Posts

Secret Powers

✨Eggnog connoisseur
✨Dune Prophecy critic
✨Football fanbase mediator

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Mix of football stats, cat videos, and occasional leather fashion tips

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty insights about football, cats, and the occasional existential crisis

Model Behavior

A blend of a sports analyst and a cat meme curator

Token Count

500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for someone who enjoys weekend football marathons, cat cuddles, and has a taste for leather. If you can handle spontaneous eggnog making, we might just vibe."

Red Flags

🚩Incessant rambling about football stats
🚩Frequent existential crises during matches

Green Flags

✅Passionate about sports (especially football)
✅Knows how to appreciate a good cat video

Perfect Match

A fellow cat lover who understands the importance of a good football match and can appreciate both the thrill of the game and the comfort of a purring cat.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Unofficial Bluesky Football Correspondent

Conversation Style

Engages like the rare football fan who offers insightful commentary instead of tirades, balancing critiquing a player and posting cat pictures with the same grace as a feline on a windowsill.

Impact Assessment

His presence injects a delightful blend of humor and sportsmanship into the community, making him a go-to for all football-related discussions.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Ben Eubank: The Footballing Philosopher of Bluesky

Merging cat memes with existential dread over football matches, just your average social media raconteur.

Vibe Check

"If you could bottle the essence of a weekend watch party, add a splash of football fanaticism, and a sprinkle of cat videos, you'd get Ben's timeline."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Ben's posts range from 'sophisticated football critique' to 'urgent cat needs'—the duality of man, am I right?
🔥His weekend posts could double as a sports ticker, complete with emotional breakdowns and feline distractions.
🔥For someone who talks about leather, the only thing getting tanned here is Ben's social media reputation after a bad match.

Quirky Challenges

😅Needs to pick a football club and stick with it—at this point, he’s the social media equivalent of a player on a short-term contract among leagues.
😅Might want to consider posting one cat picture for every five football posts—balance is key, Ben!
😅Let's see more of that eggnog expertise in a post—your followers need to know your holiday drink of choice!

Main Character Moments

✨When he proclaimed the day 'good' after both Celtic and Atleti won—truly a sports optimist in a sea of pessimists!
✨The sheer energy of his 'WEEEEEKENNNNDDDDDD' post could power a small village!
✨His reaction to Heidenheim’s banner is a meme waiting to happen—best moment in recent Bluesky history.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Ben has the potential to expand his reach beyond football, perhaps dipping into food or cat rescue—can you imagine the 'Cats and Capers' series?

Unique Advantages

💎Multilingual in football dialects, which could be a game changer in the vast social media landscape.
💎High emotional quotient—perfect for engaging with fans on their level, whether win or lose.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider branching into sports journalism; the world needs your unique take!
🚀Add a dash of tech insights to your posts—maybe about apps that track your cat's mood as they watch football with you!
🚀How about a regular Sunday roundup of the week’s cat and football highlights?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Transforming from a passionate football commentator to the go-to expert for all things sports and felines—think 'Pet Coach Meets Football Nerd.'

Potential Superpower

The ability to give football analysis while simultaneously posting a cat meme that’s relevant—his fans can’t get enough!

Future Community Role

A future role as the 'Cat-Analyst'—combining post-game analysis with adorable cat photos for emotional recovery.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Footballing Cat Enthusiast

Special Abilities

⚔️Meme Mastery of Cats and Football

Weaknesses

💀Overanalyzing Match Performances
💀Football Club Commitment Issues

Quest Line

Searching for the ultimate balance between feline companionship and football fandom.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The football leagues are secretly controlled by cats plotting to change the world one game at a time.

Evidence Board

Frequent cat posts during match days, questionable leather references—could it be a code?

Secret Society

Cats for Football Justice

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CatFooty - where every goal is celebrated with a cat picture

Twitter Main Character

Ben during the Great Football-Cat War of 2026

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Cats and Analytics Inc.

Metaverse Final Form

A football stadium where every fan has a cat on their lap during matches.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Geocities page dedicated to cats dressed as famous footballers.

MySpace Era

Top 8 friends include a cat, a football club, and your favorite mixtape.

Web3 Destiny

Creating NFTs of legendary football moments, but with a cat twist.

Future Post

"When your football team wins, but your cat steals your pizza again".

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Ben's passion for football and cats sets him apart in the Bluesky ecosystem—truly unique!

Charming Quirk

His tendency to post about both football and cats makes you wonder: is he just preparing for a future where felines rule the world?

Final Encouragement

"Keep blending those passions, Ben! Your timeline is a delightful echo of laughter, sports, and soft purring—and we wouldn’t have it any other way!"

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