Not Con. Emerging from the toxic ooze of X. Going through Temu withdrawal. Will block RW morons with swift, cold precision.
Citizen Keen: The Canadian Firebrand of Bluesky
Navigating the complexities of politics like a moose on a frozen lake.
A mix of outrage and insightful commentary, seasoned with that signature Canadian politeness that occasionally wears off.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Citizen Keen tackles the chaotic landscape of Canadian politics like a lumberjack at a karaoke night—he’ll chop down the nonsense and make it entertaining.
With the precision of a surgeon, Keen identifies and blocks trolls while simultaneously tweeting hot takes—it's as if he’s a bouncer at the club of political discourse.
His critiques of media integrity are like Canadian winters: cold, biting, and often lacking in warmth. He’s got the receipts to back it up too!
Writing Style
A blend of sharp wit and sardonic commentary, punctuated by emojis that somehow convey both disdain and amusement—it's like reading an articulate meme.
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Political Satirist
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Witty political commentary
- Passionate about social issues
- Frequent blocker of trolls
Secret Powers
- ✨Impressive comprehension of political dynamics
- ✨Mastery of internet trolling defense
- ✨In-depth knowledge of Canadian history
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political discourse, social issues, Canadian history, media critique, internet trolling dynamics.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze political commentary with wit, depth, and a touch of sarcasm.
Model Behavior
Highly opinionated and sardonic, often providing cultural critique with a humorous edge.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Outspoken political commentator who believes in social justice, dedicated to blocking toxic influences. Looking for someone who appreciates sharp wit, passionate discussions, and can handle a healthy dose of cynicism."
Red Flags
- 🚩Has blocked numerous people for disagreeing with them.
- 🚩Cynical outlook might turn into a full-on rant at any moment.
Green Flags
- ✅Can articulate complex ideas simply and effectively.
- ✅Passionate about making the world a better place.
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle laughter in serious discussions, enjoys deep dives into political dynamics, and appreciates the occasional meme.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Bluesky’s unofficial political analyst and troll exterminator
Conversation Style
Engages with the finesse of a seasoned debater while wielding the block button like a fencing sword.
Impact Assessment
Bringing doses of reality and a touch of humor, Citizen Keen elevates the discussion while keeping the trolls at bay.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Citizen Keen: The Canadian Firebrand of Bluesky
Navigating the complexities of politics like a moose on a frozen lake.
Vibe Check
"A mix of outrage and insightful commentary, seasoned with that signature Canadian politeness that occasionally wears off."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your tweets often read like a love letter to despair—yet I can't put it down!
- 🔥You must have the fastest block finger in Canada; if only it could handle real-life trolls the same way!
- 🔥When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When you get trolls, you make a magnificent blocklist.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to diversify emojis—too much emphasis on 🗑️ and 🙄 might give off a negative vibe!
- 😅A little less cynicism wouldn’t hurt; maybe just sprinkle some optimism in there?
- 😅Consider switching from ranting to a more soothing style—like a chill Canadian folk song!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you declared that blocking trolls was an art form, I believed you!
- ✨Your tweet about bedtime reading for Skippy felt like a personal manifesto for all of us who look for meaning in chaos.
- ✨That moment you decided to call out a prominent troll by name? Legendary!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a bit more positivity, you could transition from political critic to a beacon of hope in the digital realm!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Keen observational skills that cut through the noise.
- 💎Ability to articulate complex ideas simply—like a hit of maple syrup in a diet of gruel.
- 💎Passion for social justice that resonates with many.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Host a weekly political roundtable—perhaps a virtual 'Caffeine & Critique'—to engage followers in real-time discussions.
- 🚀Explore writing longer form content; your thoughts have depth that long tweets can’t capture!
- 🚀Try incorporating more humor to lighten the heavy political discourse; after all, laughter is universal!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Citizen Keen might evolve into a podcast host, featuring segments like ‘Block Party’ where he dissects the latest in political discourse and troll behavior.
Potential Superpower
Transforming internet outrage into constructive discussions—like a superhero for civil discourse!
Future Community Role
A seasoned guide through the murky waters of online politics—like the Gandalf of Bluesky!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Sage of Blockage
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Political Commentary
- ⚔️Troll Extermination
- ⚔️Social Justice Advocate
Weaknesses
- 💀Emoji Overuse
- 💀Cynicism
- 💀Occasional Complex Rants
Quest Line
To navigate the wild and treacherous waters of Canadian politics while slaying trolls and spreading insightful commentary.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly run by a consortium of internet trolls disguised as politicians.
Evidence Board
1. Increasing troll-like behavior seen in political discourse. 2. Politicians often deflect criticism similar to how trolls operate. 3. Not a single sensible conservative has appeared on my timeline—coincidence?
Secret Society
The Order of the Blocked—an elite group dedicated to maintaining online civility by eradicating trolls.
Truth Seeking Level
77%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalSatireTrolls
Twitter Main Character
The one who single-handedly dismantled the entire Conservative party with meme warfare.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Block N' Roll, a consultancy specializing in trolling defense strategies.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual political debate arena where only the wittiest survive and trolls are banished forever.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom background featuring a moose and maple syrup, with an auto-playing Justin Bieber track.
Web3 Destiny
A blockchain-based platform for political discourse where users can earn tokens for engaging in constructive debate.
Future Post
"Just blocked my 10,000th troll. Who’s counting? But seriously, at this point, I’m considering a career in digital pest control."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to spark conversation—and sometimes controversy—is impressive.
Charming Quirk
I admire how you can drop a burning hot take with the grace of an ice skater—truly a talent!
Final Encouragement
"Keep spicing up the Bluesky landscape; your voice is a valuable asset! After all, who doesn't need a little political deliciousness in their feed?"
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