Just started my Bluesky account. I used to spend a lot of time on Twitter - Glen - wyldcdn. It is time to put ignorance and political affiliations aside and do what is right.
Glen: The Maple Leaf of Bluesky
A blend of Canadian charm and sharp wit in a digital age.
Imagine a lumberjack who can discuss philosophy while perfectly grilling a moose steak.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Glen consistently champions ecological issues; if we had a dollar for every time he mentioned climate change, we could fund a polar bear's sushi restaurant.
His posts about Trudeau and the nefarious Orcs (not the Tolkien kind, sadly) show he’s got the political insights of a seasoned policy analyst—just missing the tweed jacket and a penchant for conspiracy theories.
From early female botanists to antibiotics in Nova Scotia, Glen’s digging up history like he’s Indiana Jones, but with a more Canadian twist (and less danger).
Writing Style
Glen’s posts oscillate between long, passionate threads and quick-witted one-liners, like if a moose and a mountie had a writing contest and the moose won.
Thought Leader Score
83.5%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Critic
Keeping It Real Score
89.7%Main Character Energy
- Knowledgeable about politics
- Passionate about science and history
- Engaging with cultural narratives
Secret Powers
- ✨Unintentional meme creator
- ✨Aspiring podcast host
- ✨Expert in obscure Canadian trivia
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Canadian politics, environmental science, humor, history, and social media engagement
Prompt Engineering
Generate thoughtful comments on politics and history while maintaining a witty and engaging tone.
Model Behavior
Reflects the nuanced perspectives of a socially-conscious Canadian wit.
Token Count
1000
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Bio
"Passionate about Canadian culture, history buff, and lover of witty banter. Seeking connection over environmental issues, political discussions, and the occasional pun about apples. If you have a fondness for snow and a good sense of humor, we might just be a match!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Deeply invested in politics—might debate Trudeau over dinner.
- 🚩Has a strong love/hate relationship with social media.
Green Flags
- ✅Knows a lot about obscure history—perfect for trivia nights.
- ✅Always ready to share a meme or two, breaking the ice!
Perfect Match
Someone who loves to engage in deep discussions but also knows how to appreciate a good dad joke.
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
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Full Infrastructure
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Premium Design
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Enterprise Ready
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Resourceful Problem Solver
Conversation Style
Engaging yet occasionally gets sidetracked, like a dog chasing a squirrel that reminds him of Canada's first apple.
Impact Assessment
An engaging presence where he balances dark humor about politics with genuine love for his country—like maple syrup with a dash of vinegar.
TL;DR Version⚡
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Glen: The Maple Leaf of Bluesky
A blend of Canadian charm and sharp wit in a digital age.
Vibe Check
"Imagine a lumberjack who can discuss philosophy while perfectly grilling a moose steak."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Glen could turn a tweet about apples into a 10-minute Ted Talk, while forgetting the apple's name mid-sentence.
- 🔥His posts often read like the diary of a well-meaning Canadian dad who just discovered Twitter.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅If only he’d stop trying to convince us that every word of the day is relevant to our lives—sorry Glen, 'tartle' isn’t going to save us from inflation.
- 😅His love for long-winded explanations occasionally rivals that of a high school essayist trying to meet a word count.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Getting more likes for a snow post than a viral meme—truly a Canadian feat.
- ✨Declaring a state of emergency for one day of snow, proving he runs on maple syrup and humor.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Glen has the potential to become a famed podcaster, advocating for the causes he cares about—after all, if Joe Rogan can do it, why not him?
Unique Advantages
- 💎A knack for combining humor with serious subjects, making him the type of person who could get a crowd laughing at climate change.
- 💎Strong community engagement that could position him as a city councilor or a Youtube star.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider mixing in more memes; the internet loves a good laugh, even if it's at your expense.
- 🚀Host a weekly quiz night on Canadian trivia—think of the engagement!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Glen will find a niche podcast where he interviews Canadian legends—watch out, Marc Maron!
Potential Superpower
His uncanny ability to dig up historical facts will make him the go-to source for Canadian history buffs.
Future Community Role
Likely to become the Bluesky ambassador for Canadian humor and political awareness, perhaps even leading to a meme creation workshop.
Your Character Build🎮
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Class
Lawful Thought Leader
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Satire Mastery
- ⚔️Environmental Advocate
- ⚔️Cultural Historian
Weaknesses
- 💀Tendency to Over-Explain
- 💀Obsession with Apples
- 💀Frequent Distractibility
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of modern Canadian politics while promoting understanding and ecological awareness.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Canadian government is secretly controlled by a cabal of beavers trained to manipulate politics.
Evidence Board
Frequent sightings of beavers near Parliament Hill, mysterious log formations at key political locations.
Secret Society
The Order of the Maple Leaf—dedicated to keeping Canada’s secrets safe while guzzling maple syrup.
Truth Seeking Level
64.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CanadianPolitics
Twitter Main Character
The last person still tweeting about #snowinCanada while literally everyone else has moved on.
LinkedIn Title
Owner of 'Glen's Guide to Ethics in Politics' consultancy firm.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital consultant creating immersive experiences that highlight Canadian history.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Top 8 filled with Canadian politicians, favorite song: ‘The Hockey Song’ by Stompin' Tom Connors.
Web3 Destiny
Founder of a DAO dedicated to funding environmental startups (still debating whether to include an NFT of an apple in the mix).
Future Post
"Just picked the first McIntosh apple of the season! 🍏 Also, did you know this apple emerged from a time when dinosaurs roamed Canada?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Glen’s impressive quality lies in his ability to blend serious discourse with humor, giving us a refreshing take on current events.
Charming Quirk
He has an uncanny ability to turn mundane topics into engaging conversations—like how he can make apples sound fascinating.
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring the pot, Glen. Your mix of humor and intellect is a rare find—don't forget to keep it juicy like a McIntosh apple!"
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