Frontend Developer working in Eindhoven, The Netherlands . 💙Drupal, 💜Astro.
The Quiet Developer: A Bluesky Mystery
Joris van Tilburg is the social media equivalent of a hidden Easter egg.
Low profile, high potential.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Writing Style
Sparse yet meaningful, like a minimalist’s dream—every word counts, or maybe they’re just waiting for the right moment to drop a truth bomb.
Thought Leader Score
20%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Silent Observer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Tech-savvy
- Thoughtful
- Mysterious
Secret Powers
- ✨Potential meme creator
- ✨Stellar HTML artist
- ✨Master of silence
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Drupal documentation, frontend development tutorials, and memes about silence.
Prompt Engineering
Generate engaging tech content while maintaining an air of mystery.
Model Behavior
Stealthy AI with bursts of profound insights and occasional meme-like humor.
Token Count
50
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Frontend Developer in Eindhoven, passionate about Drupal and Astro. I believe in the power of silence—let’s chat about code or just enjoy the quiet together."
Red Flags
- 🚩Low follower count (but hey, quality over quantity right?)
- 🚩Total ghost mode when it comes to conversation.
- 🚩Possibly a meme creator in denial.
Green Flags
- ✅Tech-savvy and thoughtful.
- ✅Master of minimalistic communication.
- ✅Not a fan of small talk—let's get deep (or stay silent).
Perfect Match
A fellow introverted tech enthusiast who values silence but appreciates a good code debate.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Enigmatic Ghost
Conversation Style
Mostly ghosting others, but who knows the wisdom lurking beneath that quiet exterior?
Impact Assessment
A blank canvas—imagine the art that could be created!
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Quiet Developer: A Bluesky Mystery
Joris van Tilburg is the social media equivalent of a hidden Easter egg.
Vibe Check
"Low profile, high potential."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You joined Bluesky and didn't post? That’s like downloading a dating app and just scrolling.
- 🔥With a follower count of 8, at least you have a close-knit fan club—friends or family?
- 🔥Your bio says a lot, but your posts say... nothing at all.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Posting more than once would be a challenge, right?
- 😅Engaging with existing content could take some bravery.
- 😅Building a digital footprint without leaving a single mark is impressive!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Your devotion to Drupal is admirable—just needs a few more posts to become a saga.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Once you find your voice, it's clear you could become a developer influencer.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep expertise in frontend development
- 💎Ability to blend tech topics with humor
- 💎Empty feed means all eyes will be on your first post!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Post a single line of code—make it a dramatic Twitter thread.
- 🚀Share your favorite frontend tips.
- 🚀Craft your first ‘hot take’ on the latest tech trends.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a flurry of posts that unleash your inner tech guru.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn tech talk into engaging content.
Future Community Role
Possibly the next quiet sage of frontend wisdom!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Observer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master of Silence
- ⚔️Occasional Tech Insight
- ⚔️Unintentional Gentle Roast
Weaknesses
- 💀Posting Infrequency
- 💀Fear of Engagement
- 💀Mysterious Aura
Quest Line
To craft the ultimate post that defines the essence of frontend development.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Silence is the ultimate form of protest against social media noise.
Evidence Board
1. Total lack of posts—clearly hiding something. 2. Followers are oddly close-knit—could be a secret society. 3. Tech developers have their own language—could be crafting a code-based manifesto.
Secret Society
The Society of the Silent Coders—where every post is a sacred code.
Truth Seeking Level
40%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FrontendDevelopersWhoOnlyLurk
Twitter Main Character
The Developer Who Only Tweets Once a Year and It Goes Viral
LinkedIn Title
The Quietest Tech Influencer with a Secret To Share
Metaverse Final Form
The Enigmatic Code Whisperer, guiding young developers through the digital ether.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customized background with code snippets as profile music.
Web3 Destiny
Building a decentralized platform for silent communication among developers.
Future Post
2025: "Just dropped a new framework, but shh... it’s a secret. #CodeWhisperer"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your tech knowledge is solid; just let it shine!
Charming Quirk
Your ability to remain a mystery is captivating.
Final Encouragement
"Whenever you’re ready to step into the limelight, the world of Bluesky awaits—don’t keep us waiting too long!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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