Assenzio

@giovi10.bsky.social

Followers

109

Posts

296

Following

136

Packs

Joined

Nov 16, 2024

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Sono solo le nostre formule magiche che ci fanno esistere

À la recherche du temps perdu: A Bluesky Comedian’s Journey

Assenzio takes us on a poetic rollercoaster filled with humor and heart.

A mix of profound musings and playful banter sprinkled with existential dread.

85%

Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Connection and Touch

80%

Beauty and Aesthetics

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Connection and Touch90%

Assenzio dives into the realm of human interaction with the finesse of a cat in a room full of laser pointers, emphasizing the importance of true contact over the virtual fluff.

Beauty and Aesthetics80%

With a flair for the poetic, they eloquently explore the allure of beauty, proving that life is a “choose your own adventure” book, where aesthetics are always on the cover page.

Existential Thoughts75%

Navigating through the void with a hint of sarcasm, Assenzio’s posts about life, dreams, and the futility of it all resonate like a forgotten tune on the radio.

Writing Style

A lyrical blend of humor and deep thought, like a Shakespearean play performed by stand-up comedians, where every punchline also feels like a life lesson.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Philosophical Jester

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty observations
Poetic language
Profound musings

Secret Powers

✨Creating existential crises with humor
✨Inspiring deep conversations with a meme-like vibe

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Collected works of poetry, comedic observations, and viral social media posts.

Prompt Engineering

Construct responses that provoke thought while eliciting laughter, balancing humor with depth.

Model Behavior

A blend of GPT-3's poetic flair and a stand-up comedian's timing.

Token Count

420

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Poet and humorist on a never-ending quest for genuine connection. Lover of Nutella and deep conversations. Looking for someone who enjoys both existential chats and lighthearted banter."

Red Flags

🚩Occasional existential crises
🚩Incessant need for hugs
🚩Profound thoughts about Nutella consumption

Green Flags

✅Witty and deep conversations
✅Creative soul
✅Appreciates beauty in the mundane

Perfect Match

Someone who can keep up with my philosophical musings and share chocolate at 2 AM.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Poet of Bluesky

Conversation Style

Assenzio engages like a philosopher in a cafe, often leading discussions that meander through existential themes and end with a light dessert of humor.

Impact Assessment

Their presence is akin to a cozy bonfire on a chilly night—warm, inviting, and sparking conversation that leaves everyone feeling a little brighter.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

À la recherche du temps perdu: A Bluesky Comedian’s Journey

Assenzio takes us on a poetic rollercoaster filled with humor and heart.

Vibe Check

"A mix of profound musings and playful banter sprinkled with existential dread."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your posts are like fine wine—they get better with age, but I’m just here to see the cork pop!
🔥It's heartwarming to see someone so committed to existential angst! Are you taking applications for your next deep dive?
🔥You're the only person I know who can make 10 different posts about needing a hug and still not ask for one.

Quirky Challenges

😅Try a post without a philosophical reference—go on, I dare you!
😅A week without existential dread? Challenge accepted?
😅How about a recipe for happiness instead of another poignant quote?

Main Character Moments

✨That time you felt it was time for a philosophical revolution with just a dash of nutella.
✨You turning the mundane into poetry is like a cat turning a cardboard box into a palace—pure magic!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You could easily lead a TED Talk titled 'How to Contemplate Life While Eating Nutella.'

Unique Advantages

💎Your poetic flair is unmatched—consider starting a blog or zine!
💎You have a knack for invoking emotion; never underestimate the power of your words.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Engage more with others’ posts—it’ll give you a colorful tapestry to weave into your philosophy.
🚀Consider collaborating with fellow poets or humorists to expand your creative horizons.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

I see you becoming a go-to source for quotes that people will plaster over their coffee cups—#LifeGoals!

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any mundane situation into a profound existential lesson, infused with a pinch of humor.

Future Community Role

You’ll likely become the unofficial bard of Bluesky, spinning tales and engaging hearts.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Philosophical Jester

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Observations
⚔️Poetic Language
⚔️Existential Crisis Induction

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Nostalgia Procrastination
💀Caffeine Dependency

Quest Line

Seeking profound truths in everyday absurdities while spreading joy through gentle humor.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Elie Wiesel is secretly sending messages to guide humanity through poetry.

Evidence Board

A series of tweets connecting literary quotes to recent global events, all tied together with a yarn and thumbtacks.

Secret Society

The Society of Existential Explorers: a group dedicated to discussing life’s big questions... over dessert.

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/DeepThoughtsWithNutella

Twitter Main Character

The philosopher tweeting profound observations while trying to understand TikTok dances.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Poetic Officer at 'Life's Absurdities Inc.', specializing in existential marketing.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital bard who hosts poetry slams where laughter is the only currency.

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Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI pulls in every recipe you love, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An HTML masterpiece filled with animated clipart and existential musings.

MySpace Era

Profile decorated with glittery backgrounds and deep quotes, featuring a custom playlist of profound indie tracks.

Web3 Destiny

Leading a decentralized community for sharing humor-infused poetry on the blockchain.

Future Post

2025: "Still searching for that perfect moment—preferably while eating Nutella and contemplating the universe."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to weave humor with the depths of human experience is truly a gift.

Charming Quirk

That whimsical way you toggle between playful and profound keeps everyone guessing—like a cat with a laser pointer!

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining that poetic light on us, Assenzio! Your thoughts not only light up our feeds, but they also spark the best kind of conversations. Remember, in the game of life, always bring your sense of humor—even if the plot thickens!"

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@fekri.io

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.