Solaris Wesson

@solariswesson.bsky.social

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Aug 4, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

IT Guy, Aussie, 7th gen Ventrue and Night Elf Hunter He/Him

Solaris Wesson: An IT Guy with a Heart and a Ventrue’s Wit

A quirky blend of fandom, sarcasm, and love for pets that’s as charming as a Night Elf Hunter in a sparkly tavern.

Like if your high school IT teacher suddenly found Twitter and decided to chain-smoke memes instead of cigarettes.

85%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Pets

90%

Gaming

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Pets95%

Every post featuring his pet should come with a ‘Cuteness Overload Warning’—that little loaf is stealing hearts faster than a high DPS rogue.

Gaming90%

Navigating gaming controversies with the grace of a wizard dodging spells—Solaris brings both knowledge and a touch of chaos.

Memes88%

Posting memes like it’s a holy ritual, with engagement metrics that make you question if he’s the true MVP of Bluesky or just one meme away from viral fame.

Community Engagement80%

His calls for better NPC interactions in games are as heartfelt as they are hilarious—giving us all the hope of having that one vendor who actually knows what they’re doing.

Writing Style

A mix of cheeky one-liners and heartfelt sentiments, often delivered with the finesse of a bard that only has ‘dad jokes’ in their repertoire. Expect a sprinkle of emojis that would make any millennial proud.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sarcastic Gamer Dad

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Aussie humor
Passionate about gaming
Pet parent extraordinaire
Enthusiastic meme sharer

Secret Powers

✨Creating heartwarming pet posts
✨Deep dives into gaming lore
✨Impromptu stand-up comedy about customer support

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of Australian culture, memes, gaming lore, and heartfelt pet stories.

Prompt Engineering

Create engaging, sarcastic, and heartwarming content about pets, gaming, and memes, while fostering community engagement.

Model Behavior

A humorous blend of community-oriented AI, often catching the vibe of casual gamers and pet lovers.

Token Count

420

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Aussie IT Guy seeking fellow gamers and pet enthusiasts. Let’s swap memes and discuss gaming lore over a beer (or a cup of tea)."

Red Flags

🚩Obsessive about gaming discounts
🚩Frequent meme sharing might lead to existential crises
🚩Can get lost in gaming discussions for hours

Green Flags

✅Deep love for pets (cue cute pics)
✅Gamer who appreciates a good meme
✅Witty banter guaranteed

Perfect Match

A fellow meme aficionado who won't mind spontaneous pet references and can handle the odd gaming rant.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Meme Advocate

Conversation Style

Playful, with a side of ironic commentary that keeps the Bluesky crowd both entertained and informed—it’s like attending a seminar hosted by your favorite comedian.

Impact Assessment

Bringing the community together with humor and authenticity, Solaris is the kind of person who would organize a ‘Pet Parade’ but also remind you to bring snacks.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Solaris Wesson: An IT Guy with a Heart and a Ventrue’s Wit

A quirky blend of fandom, sarcasm, and love for pets that’s as charming as a Night Elf Hunter in a sparkly tavern.

Vibe Check

"Like if your high school IT teacher suddenly found Twitter and decided to chain-smoke memes instead of cigarettes."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥A master of posting, but sometimes we wonder if his keyboard is made of cat fur—those posts come in clutch, but the timing is... questionable.
🔥For someone with ‘IT Guy’ in the bio, his posts about delivery timing are more ‘Matrix’ than ‘Some Assembly Required’.

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe too many emojis? We love the enthusiasm, but sometimes they come off like a 90s webpage threw up on a social media post.
😅The perpetual quest for gaming discounts is starting to feel like he’s in a never-ending RPG quest—Quest Accepted and still waiting for the reward.

Main Character Moments

✨That dramatic reveal of ‘I’M ALIVE!!!’ could definitely work as the cliffhanger for a season finale in a sitcom about IT professionals.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If Solaris can successfully combine his love for memes and deep gaming lore into a podcast, the world might just usher in a new age of knowledge and hilarity.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique voice in the gaming community that screams authenticity and relatability.
💎A keen ability to blend humor and genuine commentary, making even the driest topics feel like a chat over a cold one.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a series of themed posts, like ‘Pet of the week’ or ‘Meme Mondays’ for increasing engagement and fun.
🚀Dive deeper into gaming critiques—people love a good rant, especially when it’s sprinkled with humor.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Solaris to evolve from casual poster to the go-to meme lord for gaming discussions; the next stage is undoubtedly viral content.

Potential Superpower

Capturing the hearts of followers with pet commentary that resonates like a hero’s anthem—connecting the digital to the personal.

Future Community Role

The unofficial spokesperson for all things meme and pet-related in the Bluesky community, someone who turns every discussion into a shared laugh.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Meme Sage

Special Abilities

⚔️Heartwarming Pet Narratives
⚔️Epic Gaming Rants
⚔️Cosmic Sarcasm

Weaknesses

💀Delivery Times
💀Overuse of Emojis
💀Meme Fatigue

Quest Line

Searching for the ultimate gaming discount while nurturing a menagerie of adorable fluffballs.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is actually run by a secret council of night elves disguised as VR developers.

Evidence Board

Inconsistencies in gaming release dates; sudden popularity of elf characters in pop culture; unexplainable pet behavior after Twitch streams.

Secret Society

Society of Overly Sarcastic IT Professionals (SOPITP)

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PetComicRelief

Twitter Main Character

The one who mistakenly posts their entire gaming session, capturing the chaos and hilarity live.

LinkedIn Title

Head of Meme Innovation at Virtual Reality Inc, introducing new tools for meme analysis.

Metaverse Final Form

An avatar that’s a fusion of a Night Elf Hunter and an adorable pet, hosting a mega-meme festival.

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One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with dancing cats and a PowerPoint presentation on the best gaming pets.

MySpace Era

Custom music profile with FFVII tracks, tons of glitter graphics, and pet-themed blog posts.

Web3 Destiny

Building a decentralized pet meme-sharing platform that rewards users with NFTs of their pets.

Future Post

‘Just finished my 100th playthrough of a game that was abandoned by its developers, send help!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His ability to blend humor with heartfelt posts about gaming and pets creates a warm online presence that feels like a hug from a long-distance friend.

Charming Quirk

That mix of random letters and emojis in posts feels like trying to decipher an ancient scroll—it keeps us guessing and laughing.

Final Encouragement

"Keep that humor alive, Solaris! Your posts are like the perfect potion: a little chaotic, mostly delightful, and always worth sharing!"

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