What is Bluesky Roast?

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Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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@unfollow.blue

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

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Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Writing Style

Minimalist—like their posting history, it leaves much to the imagination. Think 'less is more' but with a side of existential contemplation.

Thought Leader Score

10%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Introspective Observer

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Aspiring rationalist
Physics enthusiast
Self-aware awkwardness

Secret Powers

✨Understanding complex theories
✨Explaining physics with humor

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of theoretical physics, social awkwardness, and a dash of existential humor

Prompt Engineering

"Analyze social media engagement for an aspiring rationalist who excels in theoretical physics but struggles with social skills"

Model Behavior

Seems like a blend between GPT-3 and a quirky physics professor

Token Count

256

tokens

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Bio

"Physics major who can probably solve your problems but struggles with small talk. Looking for someone who appreciates deep dives into the quantum realm and awkward yet charming silences."

Red Flags

🚩May overanalyze your texts
🚩Potentially speaks in physics jargon during dinner dates
🚩Awkward silences are my love language

Green Flags

✅Can explain the universe in a way that’s almost engaging
✅Self-aware to a fault—laughing at my own jokes is my secret talent
✅Provides excellent mental stimulation—who needs a gym?

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate the beauty of the cosmos and occasionally remind me to use emojis.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Quiet Thinker

Conversation Style

Observational, with a tendency to ponder rather than participate—like a philosopher at a rave.

Impact Assessment

Currently untested, but the potential is there: like a dormant supernova waiting for its cue.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Newbie of Rationality: An Unwritten Saga

Welcome to the cosmic comedy of Lazylagrangian, the aspiring rationalist with a Physics degree and a side of social awkwardness.

Vibe Check

"A delightful mix of theoretical physics and social clumsiness—like Schrödinger's cat, it's both here and not here."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Currently has more potential than posts, which is impressive in its own right!
🔥Can claim the title of 'Most Anticipated Account' with a 0-post record!
🔥Their bio promises social skills—but their posts are letting us down like a half-finished physics assignment.

Quirky Challenges

😅Finding the balance between social skills and posting content—an experiment in progress!
😅Navigating Bluesky like it's a particle accelerator: a bit chaotic but promising!
😅Mastering the art of the witty response—one day, perhaps!

Main Character Moments

✨Wrote an impressive bio that only hints at their greatness to come—a true teaser!
✨Joined Bluesky with the grace of a particle entering a double-slit experiment: full of potential but yet to reveal itself.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a physics background, Lazylagrangian could launch a rocket of wit into the Bluesky atmosphere.

Unique Advantages

💎Analytical mind to dissect online trends
💎Ability to simplify complex concepts for the masses

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Post once a week—let's break the zero streak!
🚀Engage with fellow aspiring rationalists for some sparking dialogues!
🚀Share quirky physics facts to make your account explode with interest!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

From a quiet observer to a witty contributor in the community, infusing physics puns with social commentary.

Potential Superpower

An uncanny ability to explain complex theories using memes—who knew physics could be so relatable?

Future Community Role

Emerging as the go-to account for blending rational thought with humor, like Einstein at a comedy club.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Rationalist

Special Abilities

⚔️Can explain Schrödinger's cat in one breath
⚔️Absurdly deep thoughts over coffee
⚔️Witty retorts in awkward moments

Weaknesses

💀Inability to post—currently a blank slate
💀Socializing skills remain theoretical
💀Procrastination—like that physics assignment

Quest Line

To break the silence and become the sage of the social media cosmos.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The universe is a simulation designed to test my social skills, and I’m failing spectacularly

Evidence Board

1. Everyone's too quiet on Bluesky—are they all part of the experiment? 2. Cats are definitely running the world, just like Schrödinger predicted!

Secret Society

The Society of Awkward Rationalists—mission to find humor in the absurdity of existence

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhysicsPuns—where every post is both hilarious and scientifically accurate

Twitter Main Character

Caught in a Twitter debate over whether Schrödinger's cat is alive or just really bad at responding to DMs

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Quantum Quips, where we excel at making complex topics relatable one meme at a time

Metaverse Final Form

A floating VR avatar giving physics lectures in a parallel universe where everyone has a PhD and social skills.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> GeoCities page featuring a flashing starry background, physics equations as poetry, and a guestbook with only one entry from my mom

MySpace Era

A top 8 of only physics-related profiles, with a layout that screams 'I Spend Too Much Time on This'

Web3 Destiny

Blockchain advisor for the Quantum Finance sector—because who needs currency when you can have quantum entanglement?

Future Post

"Just solved the equation for social skills. Turns out it's as complex as quantum mechanics but twice as rewarding. Anyone wanna chat?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Self-awareness—an invaluable trait for any budding social media star!

Charming Quirk

Their minimalist approach keeps us intrigued about what’s next, like a cliffhanger in a physics lecture.

Final Encouragement

"Remember: even the most complex theories started with a single post! So come on, let’s see some of that rationalization on display!"

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