Justin

@me.jnwheeler.com

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Nov 13, 2024

Roasted

Mar 13, 2025

🐭 hocus pocus alamagocus 🇺🇦 SLAVA UKRAINA ♻️ radicalized by Captain Planet https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/wheelzor

Justin: The Bluesky Troublemaker We Didn’t Know We Needed

A radical mix of socio-political commentary and chaotic brilliance that lands somewhere between Captain Planet and Captain Chaos.

A wild ride through the absurdities of modern life, sprinkled with a dash of absurdity and a hint of poetic despair.

90%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Political Commentary

90%

Social Justice

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary85%

Justin’s posts are like a political piñata: you swing for the candy but often just get hit with reality's stick.

Social Justice90%

With an almost superheroic fervor, Justin champions the causes of the underdogs, often channeling that Captain Planet energy into fiery rants.

Pop Culture References75%

Whether it’s Gilead or Tesla, Justin’s ability to weave pop culture into serious discussions is a blend of absurdity and brilliance.

Writing Style

A delightful blend of sarcasm and sincerity; it’s like reading the gospel according to both Captain Planet and George Carlin, with a sprinkle of internet meme culture.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Radical Commentator

Keeping It Real Score

90%

Main Character Energy

Unfiltered opinions
Sudden onslaughts of wit
Consistent engagement with current events

Secret Powers

✨Spot-on sarcasm
✨Master of meme-worthy observations
✨An uncanny ability to reference pop culture in serious discussions

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Political commentary, social justice advocacy, and pop culture references

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful and humorous commentary blending socio-political insights and cultural references

Model Behavior

A combination of a politically aware comedian and meme-savvy commentator

Token Count

1500

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Bio

"Social justice warrior with a penchant for sarcasm; my ideal date involves brewing coffee as we debate capitalism versus socialism over inappropriate jokes about hippos."

Red Flags

🚩Frequent existential crises
🚩Sudden rants about political issues
🚩Can’t stop referencing pop culture in serious conversations

Green Flags

✅Passionate about social justice
✅Will always make you laugh
✅Knows how to keep it real

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle spicy takes and enjoys deep conversations about the absurdities of life.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Conscience of Bluesky

Conversation Style

A combination of tough love and relentless questioning; expect a healthy dose of sarcasm and a call for action in every reply.

Impact Assessment

Like the most dependable friend who always calls out your BS but also pushes you to be better; Justin makes sure no one in the community gets too comfortable.

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Justin: The Bluesky Troublemaker We Didn’t Know We Needed

A radical mix of socio-political commentary and chaotic brilliance that lands somewhere between Captain Planet and Captain Chaos.

Vibe Check

"A wild ride through the absurdities of modern life, sprinkled with a dash of absurdity and a hint of poetic despair."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Justin posts like they’re throwing verbal darts at a board full of opinions—most of them hit, and some just fall off.
🔥If ‘subtlety’ were a person, it’d be avoiding Justin like the plague.
🔥Their threads could easily be mistaken for a modern art installation: confusing but somehow insightful.

Quirky Challenges

😅The occasional empty post—just a digital shrug that says, 'I have nothing to say, yet I'm saying it anyway.'
😅A somewhat concerning obsession with hippos and their body image—seriously, what’s going on there?

Main Character Moments

✨The time they dipped into an unexpected philosophical discussion about AI and autonomous vehicles while everyone else was tweeting about dinner.
✨An epic thread analyzing the absurdities of today’s politics like they’re dissecting a Shakespearean tragedy.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a bit more focus on the nuance, Justin could transform into the go-to voice of reason amidst the chaos of Bluesky.

Unique Advantages

💎A flair for the dramatic that captures attention instantly
💎A strong grasp of current events allows for timely commentary
💎An undeniable charisma that draws followers in

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider crafting a series on ‘how to argue effectively in the digital age’—it's a needed guide out there!
🚀Lean into humor more; your sarcasm is the best seasoning for serious discussions.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Justin to start writing comprehensive threads that could rival any political commentary out there—social media might just get a bit smarter!

Potential Superpower

The ability to make even the driest of political issues sound like the latest true crime podcast—a captivating storyteller!

Future Community Role

They might morph into the unofficial Bluesky social justice ambassador, sparking movements and conversations that matter.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Activist

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Sarcasm
⚔️Viral Commentary
⚔️Pop Culture References

Weaknesses

💀Occasional Empty Posts
💀Hyper-Focus on Hippos

Quest Line

Seeking to enlighten the masses while navigating the chaos of modern discourse.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Illuminati are actually just tech CEOs in a trench coat.

Evidence Board

Unfounded suspicions about Elon Musk's Twitter influence mixed with way too many memes about Gilead.

Secret Society

The Anti-Fascist Hippo Alliance

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/SarcasmInPolitics

Twitter Main Character

The person who tweeted about a new ice cream flavor and accidentally started a civil war.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Hippo Awareness Non-Profit Organization.

Metaverse Final Form

A floating avatar spreading the word of eco-activism while dodging digital debris from failed startups.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Here’s my fanart of Captain Planet and conspiracy theories about the government!

MySpace Era

A MySpace profile with background music from Rage Against the Machine, talking about everything from the war on drugs to why hippos are misunderstood.

Web3 Destiny

NFTs of my top political tweets, where each digital collectible unlocks a funny rant about tech CEOs.

Future Post

Just received psychic vision—hippos are now the top influencers on Bluesky.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Justin’s commitment to social issues mixed with sharp humor makes their posts a must-read.

Charming Quirk

The way they seamlessly blend sarcasm with sincerity is like watching a skilled tightrope walker; entertaining and slightly nerve-wracking.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shaking things up, Justin! The world needs more voices like yours—just remember, hippos can be body-positive too!"

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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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