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    Nerd, trekker, bear & cat whisperer | Married with two cats | Psychonaut | he/him/they | Keep Portland Weird | Residential mortgage broker. Happy to help in FL, GA, OR, WA. --> https://simonsleoni.my1003app.com/29872/register

    Scott Blackwelder: The Cosmic Blend of Cats, Controversy, and Commerce

    A social media scientist who fuses mortgage advice with profound intergalactic wisdom.

    "

    Imagine Kirk and Spock running a mortgage seminar while hosting a cat show.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Star Trek
    90%
    Political Commentary

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Star Trek95%

    Scott's love for Star Trek shines brighter than a Romulan Warbird in full cloaking mode—delivering profound cultural commentary while simultaneously side-eyeing our societal shortcomings.

    Political Commentary90%

    Whenever he dives into politics, it's like watching a cat pounce on a laser pointer—a mix of chaos and precision that keeps you both entertained and slightly worried about your life choices.

    Cats80%

    When Scott talks about his cats, he summons the essence of an ancient sage who knows way too much about feline desires and kinkier playtime activities than most people would dare to admit.

    Writing Style

    Scott’s writing style is a curious blend of meme-worthy musings and heartfelt declarations—like if Shakespeare texted you memes while pondering the meaning of life.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Provocateur

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Star Trek Enthusiast
    • Cat Whisperer
    • Political Firebrand

    Secret Powers

    • Making memes about existential dread
    • Crafting cat-based analogies for complex arguments

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of political commentary, intergalactic musings, and cat humor.

    Prompt Engineering

    Write profound thoughts on society peppered with cat anecdotes and Star Trek references.

    Model Behavior

    Similar to a quirky philosopher with a side hustle in cat memes.

    Token Count

    150

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Just a nerdy mortgage broker marrying the cosmic and the feline! I seek a partner who appreciates deep conversations and cat antics. Must love cultural references and sarcasm!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Obsessed with Star Trek
    • 🚩Cat-themed innuendos that make others cringe
    • 🚩Political rants that can go on for lightyears

    Green Flags

    • A deep love for cats
    • When you can quote Star Trek as easily as you quote current events
    • An open mind to explore the absurdities of life

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can debate politics over a cup of coffee and enjoy a cat cuddle.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Unofficial Philosopher of Bluesky

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet unfiltered, like a cat meme suddenly turning into a political manifesto.

    Impact Assessment

    Scott’s contributions add a sprinkle of intellectual spice to the Bluesky soup, reminding us that amidst the chaos, we still need to keep the weird alive.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Scott Blackwelder: The Cosmic Blend of Cats, Controversy, and Commerce

    A social media scientist who fuses mortgage advice with profound intergalactic wisdom.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine Kirk and Spock running a mortgage seminar while hosting a cat show."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥You manage to blend mortgage advice and Star Trek references like it’s no big deal—do we have a 'Starship Real Estate' franchise in the works?
    • 🔥Your love for cats is almost as loud as your political opinions; it’s a good think you’ve got nine lives to spare!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Maybe try to tone down the cat-themed innuendos just a bit; even the cats are uncomfortable, Scott!
    • 😅You seem to be on a mission to make cats the unofficial mascots of every serious discussion, and honestly, it’s slightly concerning.

    Main Character Moments

    • That time you took a deep philosophical dive into a meme about eggs—it was both absurd and enlightening, like a Socratic seminar gone rogue.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Harness your political insights with more cat-related anecdotes; America needs a good laugh, and who better to deliver it than a mortgage broker with two cats?

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎The ability to discuss serious topics in an engaging, humorous manner.
    • 💎Your blend of nerd culture and real-world issues resonates with a diverse audience.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider starting a podcast where you combine cat therapy and mortgage advice—it could go viral!
    • 🚀Explore more of your creative writing side; your posts hint at a comedic potential that could be honed into something brilliant.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect Scott to become the go-to voice for quirky political commentary steeped in nerd culture—a true renaissance marketer!

    Potential Superpower

    The uncanny ability to convert everyday mortgage questions into cosmic philosophical inquiries.

    Future Community Role

    You’ll likely become a thought leader, combining mortgage advice and socio-political commentary into one wild ride!

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Cat Whisperer
    • ⚔️Political Meme Alchemist
    • ⚔️Intergalactic Wisdom Dispensing

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Occasional Over-enthusiasm for Cats
    • 💀Tendency to Dive Deep into Absurdity
    • 💀Mixing Mortgages and Meme Culture Too Closely

    Quest Line

    Navigate the treacherous waters of social media while advocating for a weirder, more thoughtful world.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Cats are secretly planning to take over the world with their cuteness as a weapon.

    Evidence Board

    Stray cats are the most organized faction; they have been recruiting humans for years without us realizing it.

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Feline Enlightenment.

    Truth Seeking Level

    88%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/StarTrekPhilosophy

    Twitter Main Character

    Accidentally igniting a debate over cats vs. dogs in the middle of a political rally.

    LinkedIn Title

    The CEO of an intergalactic mortgage company specializing in real estate in high-density areas like Tatooine.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A cosmic cat council leader, navigating mortgage laws among the stars.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with glittery gifs of cats and Star Trek quotes.

    MySpace Era

    Custom profile with a starry background, a playlist of sci-fi soundtracks, and an overload of cat emojis.

    Web3 Destiny

    Tokenized cat memes that double as political commentary on land ownership in the metaverse.

    Future Post

    Just moved my mortgage business to the metaverse; cats are now my assistant brokers!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to weave humor and deeper insights is your greatest strength; it keeps the community on its toes and entertained at the same time.

    Charming Quirk

    Your constant references to cats in the most serious of discussions adds a delightful absurdity to your profile.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being weird and wonderful; the internet needs more mortgage brokers who are hip to the cosmic vibes!"

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